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BadDriver
12-07-2005, 08:43 AM
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Dec 6, 9:13 AM EST

Woman charged when cocaine turns out to be cheese, hit man a cop

MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) -- In an unusual case of mistaken identity, a woman who thought a block of white cheese was cocaine is charged with trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men.

The woman also was mistaken about the hit man. He turned out to be an undercover police officer.

Jessica Sandy Booth, 18, was arrested over the weekend and remains in jail with bond set at $1 million on four charges of attempted murder and four counts of soliciting a murder.

According to police, Booth was in the Memphis home of the four intended victims last week when she mistook a block of queso fresco cheese for cocaine - inspiring the idea to hire someone to break into the home, take the drugs, and kill the men.

An informant described the plot to police, who arranged a meeting between Booth and the undercover officer.

The undercover officer gave Booth some nonfunctioning handguns, bought ammunition for her because she was too young, and the two proceeded to the home under police surveillance.

Booth told the officer that any children inside the house old enough to testify would have to be killed, police said.

A search of the home with the permission of the occupants revealed no drugs - only the white, crumbly cheese common in Mexican cuisine.

"Four men were going to lose their lives over some cheese," said Lt. Jeff Clark, who heads Project Safe Neighborhoods.

mireland
12-07-2005, 08:55 AM
CHEESE IT..THE COPS! :D

leprechaun_40
12-07-2005, 09:06 AM
Wonder if she tried to sniff it??? :eek: What a bimbo, bet she regrets it now. Spose she'll whine and cry like the guy with the barcodes? :D

BadDriver
12-07-2005, 09:25 AM
Wonder if she tried to sniff it??? :eek: What a bimbo, bet she regrets it now. Spose she'll whine and cry like the guy with the barcodes? :D

I s'pose it wouldn't be so good in the pipe neither.:D I figger she'll have 15-20 years to think about it in a cage.

I think she should have to eat cheese samwiches for every meal while she is locked up. That way she can sit on da throne and think and stink.

Dumb broad. It ain't even good cheese. Not like it is monterey jack or some cheese worth killin for. I'd waste ya's for some good pepperjack. :D

j.m@talk
12-07-2005, 11:40 AM
I'd waste ya's for some good pepperjack. :D


Wodda Spanner :rolleyes:

mireland
12-07-2005, 01:13 PM
Wodda Spanner :rolleyes:


this comming from a real Toucan! :p

BadDriver
12-07-2005, 03:36 PM
this comming from a real Toucan! :p

Fanks Lando, JM has been gettin mighty uppity these days. Don't know what it is. Might have somefing ta do wif massive headphone debt I figger. :t

j.m@talk
12-07-2005, 03:57 PM
:rolleyes:

mireland
12-07-2005, 04:09 PM
:rolleyes:


well, since your BD, you've been acting kinda cranky! :D

BadDriver
12-07-2005, 04:22 PM
My feelins is hurt. Now I must go pout somewheres. :(

mireland
12-07-2005, 04:27 PM
My feelins is hurt. Now I must go pout somewheres. :(


sorry, that was meant as BirthDay... :eek:

BadDriver
12-07-2005, 04:30 PM
Oh, I get it. I thought BD, well ya's know. :D

mireland
12-07-2005, 04:31 PM
Oh, I get it. I thought BD, well ya's know. :D


I'm not gonna waste my time insulting you...saving that for that ************************* porsch! :t

BadDriver
12-07-2005, 04:34 PM
Gotta ask a Q though. What is a "spanner"? I know it is a wrench for hooking fire hoses together in english, but what does it mean in JMese?

werz
12-08-2005, 12:25 AM
If she does a whip round at the nick ;) maybe they'll drop a charge or 2.

j.m@talk
12-08-2005, 04:38 AM
Gotta ask a Q though. What is a "spanner"? I know it is a wrench for hooking fire hoses together in english, but what does it mean in JMese?

Buffoon :t

mireland
12-08-2005, 08:16 AM
Buffoon :t


don't be so hard on yourself! :D

BadDriver
12-08-2005, 01:05 PM
Buffoon :t

:mad::mad: I'll get ya for that ya tosspot. :D

j.m@talk
12-08-2005, 02:42 PM
:mad::mad: I'll get ya for that ya tosspot. :D


Geddout & float :rolleyes:

mireland
12-08-2005, 02:59 PM
Geddout & float :rolleyes:


sounds like a couple of lawyers....sorta like Dewy, Chetham and Howe.. :D

j.m@talk
12-08-2005, 03:05 PM
Noo thems bankers ................... or was it ........... http://checkpoint7.com/wanchor.jpg 's


:D