MJ's Bubbles was a orangutan :-0

[j.m@talk]

Given a lil time ............ It would O' done the right thing :D

I knew a woman who tried to create a "Pet" outta a tiger cub (hand fed it) ........ It peed on me :( ...... There was gallons of it :eek: ........... OK it didn't harm her ........... But it ate a 3 foot plastic Heron over her garden pond before she gave it up :rolleyes: Twas bigger than me when it stood up (I'm 6') ............ Had teef like ya mother in law ;)

She got £4K for it from a zoo ................. Who says being stoopid don't pay ?

[mireland]

ok..I've lost the plot I think... :confused:


you saying that bubbles was actually an orangatang(sic) and not some small stupid little monkey.......well either way the "blowing bubbles" joke is still funny :D

[j.m@talk]

Yup ......... Twas a Huge (When fully grown) Ape ......... Them fings could pull a humans arm off .... wiv ease ...... like ..... if it was just playing :eek:

[j.m@talk]

I used to believe (The only similarity I have to MJ) that ya could tame ........... Pretty much any animal ............... Ya just can't ........... They turn ......... & amazingly predictivly nasty :eek:

[mireland]

Yup ......... Twas a Huge (When fully grown) Ape ......... Them fings could pull a humans arm off .... wiv ease ...... like ..... if it was just playing :eek:


I wish it would've done everyone a favor and ripped MJ's arms and head off!!! :mad:

[j.m@talk]

why waste perfectly good arms ? :D

[zybch]

I wish it would've done everyone a favor and ripped MJ's arms and head off!!! :mad:

Nah, just his knob.

Then he wouldn't be able to open doors.

[mireland]

why waste perfectly good arms ? :D


or at least thrown some monkey poo at him! :rolleyes:

[j.m@talk]

Ya wanna try just playin wiv those ferkers .......... Holy carp :eek:

[mireland]

Ya wanna try just playin wiv those ferkers .......... Holy carp :eek:


why some idiot wants to raise a wild animal is beyond me...they deserve to get eaten or killed by the animal if you ask me.. :mad:

[zybch]

Well someone raised JM.

[mireland]

Well someone raised JM.


wow that was mean..even coming from a Richard Head such as yerself! :p

[j.m@talk]

We had tiggers ........... Lil ones ............. When I was a kid ......... :t

[mireland]

We had tiggers ........... Lil ones ............. When I was a kid ......... :t


yea, but even baby tigers are dangerous........that's why God created them harmless pusses like your Mog for example--meow! :D

[j.m@talk]

Catz is dangerous yas right ................... Even the lil ones .................. I'm happy mines lil .......... :)

[mireland]

Catz is dangerous yas right ................... Even the lil ones .................. I'm happy mines lil .......... :)

course even the "tame" ones have the potential of putting an eye out! :D

[j.m@talk]

................. Nope just moves the decimal point ................. Well the last one did :(

[j.m@talk]

Maybe I should breed turkeys ?.................................. As I'm surrounded by em :D

[zybch]

But will they respect you afterwards?

[j.m@talk]

Same poop diff day :t

[mireland]

Maybe I should breed turkeys ?.................................. As I'm surrounded by em :D

you should breed Great White Sharks...and one day go swimming with them! :p

[leprechaun_40]

Who the ferk is MJ? :confused:

[mireland]

Who the ferk is MJ? :confused:


Michael Jackson..ya reprobate! :D

[leprechaun_40]

Ohhhhhh,, spose he molested the orang too? :eek: