BadDriver
11-17-2005, 11:07 PM
We all have the "special brat" we deal with. You know, the sister in-laws kid, the kid that lives down the block, could be just about any kid. The kid you'd like to beat the hell out of if it weren't going to land you in jail.
Well, I have found a way to get even with the little beast without getting into trouble.:D Buy one of these toys featured here http://www.toysafety.org/worstToyList_index.html and wrap it up and give it to the little monster for Christmas, his birthday, whatever. Make sure you put in the"from" section some adult you hate as much as you hate the kid. Lawsuits ya know.;)
Now when he busts himself up with the toy, you can just sit there and smile knowing that without you he wouldn't have the broken leg or whatever. You can also wait until the 7 years is up and then tell the brat what you did.:D Statute of limitations on most things is 7 years.
I am thinking of buying my nephew a set of the anti gravity boots. That should be good for at least a broken arm. I'd rather just grab him and twist his arm until I heard that satisfying pop, but the thing is I hate jail.:mad: :p
Well, I have found a way to get even with the little beast without getting into trouble.:D Buy one of these toys featured here http://www.toysafety.org/worstToyList_index.html and wrap it up and give it to the little monster for Christmas, his birthday, whatever. Make sure you put in the"from" section some adult you hate as much as you hate the kid. Lawsuits ya know.;)
Now when he busts himself up with the toy, you can just sit there and smile knowing that without you he wouldn't have the broken leg or whatever. You can also wait until the 7 years is up and then tell the brat what you did.:D Statute of limitations on most things is 7 years.
I am thinking of buying my nephew a set of the anti gravity boots. That should be good for at least a broken arm. I'd rather just grab him and twist his arm until I heard that satisfying pop, but the thing is I hate jail.:mad: :p