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j.m@talk
10-02-2005, 07:33 PM
Ya know those Wal Mart ones .............

Fly drops all the time :mad:

Well I fink they should be Banned from the mens section .......... Cos ya get mad & rip the zipper up & :eek: .............. Then Blood

I got 2 bad attacks of Fly Rash today :(


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zybch
10-02-2005, 07:35 PM
Fly Rash? Why not sue em, like all the crazy yanks do.
mireland
10-02-2005, 07:36 PM
I only by my jeans from the best: K-MART! :D ----no problems with fly attackage so far... :p
BadDriver
10-02-2005, 07:38 PM
I wears Levis or Wrangler off the J.O.B. Rustlers on the J.O.B.

Gotta have good jeans man. Anything else can leave your stuff fly trapped and that hurts. :mad: :eek:
j.m@talk
10-02-2005, 07:39 PM
I'm goin "501" Or Couture .......... Vissachee to you herberts

@ £120 a pop they are thin on the ground :t
j.m@talk
10-02-2005, 07:40 PM
I must O' lost a couple O' inch thro blood loss & spillage :eek:
leprechaun_40
10-02-2005, 07:56 PM
If yas not gonna wear boxers or Y fronts then yas gotta zip C-A-R-E-F-U-L-L-Y or yas gonna hurt yaself :eek: :r
j.m@talk
10-02-2005, 07:58 PM
Freakin lucky there was no sharks around I can tell J00s !
zybch
10-02-2005, 08:00 PM
I don't wanna think of JM with no underwear.
j.m@talk
10-02-2005, 08:00 PM
Now for a "XXXL Band Aid" ;)
mireland
10-02-2005, 08:20 PM
zip it.............................carefully! :rolleyes:
zybch
10-02-2005, 08:21 PM
Now for a "XXXL Band Aid" ;)

Always the optimist.
genesound
10-03-2005, 03:09 AM
LOL! :D I got 2 scars on the big man from zippus interuptus, I wouldn't dick ya... that hurts! :eek:
porsch1909
10-03-2005, 04:30 AM
Don't like jeans myself.....denim is to ruff on my delicate skin :p


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genesound
10-03-2005, 04:44 AM
Don't like jeans myself.....denim is to ruff on my delicate skin :p


:r
You need to get out more, get a motorcycle or a horse :p

Say "thanks dad" :t
porsch1909
10-03-2005, 04:47 AM
Thanks Dad :rolleyes:
genesound
10-03-2005, 04:49 AM
LOL :D Gotta have a thick skin where it counts :D
genesound
10-03-2005, 04:58 AM
"And it feels right this time
On his crash course with the big time
Pay no mind to the distant thunder
New day fills his head with wonder, boy

Says it feels right this time
Turned it 'round and found the right line
“Good day to be alive, sir
Good day to be alive,” he says

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Was just a freight train coming your way
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Was just a freight train coming your way

Don't it feel right like this?
All the pieces fall to his wish
“Sucker for that quick reward, boy
Sucker for that quick reward,” they say

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Was just a freight train coming your way
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Was just a freight train coming your way
It's coming your way

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Was just a freight train coming your way

Then it comes to be...."


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porsch1909
10-03-2005, 05:01 AM
Is that actually worth reading?
genesound
10-03-2005, 05:02 AM
Don't ask me... you read it :p
porsch1909
10-03-2005, 05:04 AM
Give up :p
genesound
10-03-2005, 05:10 AM
It IS a song worth listening to, it's called "No Leaf Clover" by Metallica ;)

Of course a well tuned 1500 watt system in a small room helps :t
porsch1909
10-03-2005, 05:18 AM
That RMS??? :eek:

Bring the house down with that....I'm sure that would be above the pain threshold :p
j.m@talk
10-03-2005, 05:21 AM
Volume controll ? :rolleyes:
genesound
10-03-2005, 05:23 AM
Whatsa RMS???

I'm a professional soundman for 30 years, of course it's root mean square. And 700W of it is just the servo subs ;)
genesound
10-03-2005, 05:27 AM
It gets loud enough for me to sing n not be able to hear myself, n I sing real loudly ;) I guess we can all be thankfull :D
genesound
10-03-2005, 05:32 AM
These are the subs (http://www.rythmikaudio.com/servo_product.htm). I had the cabinets custom built outa 1" MDF. X2. Very nice indeed :t

I get a very good response outa Smaart Live (Google it, correct spelling) at 16Hz. It really stomps!!! :D :D :D
genesound
10-03-2005, 05:56 AM
Volume controll ? :rolleyes:What's that? :D

Actually u saw mine, the posh box... it suits me. :D
genesound
10-03-2005, 06:19 AM
BTW, since I lost me old cell phone, me options have mysteriously changed at Verizon; no more international calling, at least until tomorrow, for those in the know ;)
genesound
10-03-2005, 06:28 AM
That RMS??? :eek:

Bring the house down with that....I'm sure that would be above the pain threshold :pIt's good enough fer computer audio (which I use mostly), BTW I use an Asus A7N8X deluxe wiv the soundforce audio... way cool, ALTHOUGH MY RECEIVER HAS A USB PORT... can't hear a definative difference though :t
genesound
10-03-2005, 06:42 AM
Come to fink of it, i can't remember the last time I played audio (at home) that dint come outa this very computer I'm typin on here. Itsa Barton 2500 oc'd to just over 3000, n has a 9600AIW for me tv also. The built-in nVidea Soundforce just rocks :D :D :D
genesound
10-03-2005, 06:57 AM
Many fanks to Sysopt.com for advice n support :t
genesound
10-03-2005, 07:07 AM
BTW, it's interesting to note that Smaart Live will finally start to work on a Mac when they change to a Pentium architecture, with or without a windoze emulator. So much for the mac/IBM architecture. :p
genesound
10-03-2005, 07:47 AM
BTW, it's interesting to note that Smaart Live will finally start to work on a Mac when they change to a Pentium architecture, with or without a windoze emulator. So much for the mac/IBM architecture. :p :p :p :p
BadDriver
10-03-2005, 09:27 AM
LOL! :D I got 2 scars on the big man from zippus interuptus, I wouldn't dick ya... that hurts! :eek:

Those Navy dungarees had no inner flap, nothing between the little buddy and the zipper.:mad:

I have zipped the poor guy up more than once. Talk about pain as well as a decision. Do I unzip and face even more pain or do I just stand here gritting my teeth??? :r :r
porsch1909
10-03-2005, 02:02 PM
Stop post whoring dad :p
genesound
10-03-2005, 03:12 PM
... I have zipped the poor guy up more than once. Talk about pain as well as a decision. Do I unzip and face even more pain or do I just stand here gritting my teeth??? :r :r
LOL, yeah n then when I get the lil ferker outa the teef of hell, I dance around shouting obsceneties using TP fer a blotter, wondering whos got a bandgage... n what the hell am I gonna tell em??? :x
genesound
10-03-2005, 03:15 PM
Stop post whoring dad :p
Son is the post monitor... I'm so proud... see Skirtdude? He can read after all :p :rolleyes:
porsch1909
10-03-2005, 03:16 PM
:rolleyes:
BadDriver
10-03-2005, 03:23 PM
LOL, yeah n then when I get the lil ferker outa the teef of hell, I dance around shouting obsceneties using TP fer a blotter, wondering whos got a bandgage... n what the hell am I gonna tell em??? :x

Not me, I run straight to the sink and splashed some cold water on him. It must have been quite a sight to see a guy standing in front of the sink wif his trousers around his ankles splashing the cold water on the willy. :eek: :D
genesound
10-03-2005, 03:26 PM
That guy that started to come in? That was me... I dashed to the head across the street :eek: :D
BadDriver
10-03-2005, 03:29 PM
Fanks Gene, I appreciated the privacy of the moment. :( :t
genesound
10-03-2005, 03:41 PM
LOL, I'm no medic, and sometimes, well, it's just not apropos to offer a hand. :D
leprechaun_40
10-03-2005, 06:40 PM
Like I said in my earlier post, I always make sure everybody is tucked away safely before zippin, don't want any damages there. :eek: Although the occasional stray hair does get caught and that's bad enough ;)
genesound
10-07-2005, 02:05 AM
Even though Metallica has taken an unpopular (wiv me) stance considering the RIAA, I'm stilla big fan; they rock; no fly in the ointment :t