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Tony2005
09-05-2005, 12:37 PM
A list of everyday jobs gloridied to death.... any additions?

Window Cleaner - Vision Technician
Gardener - Urban Argricultural Engineer
Shelf stacker - Product Logistics
Check out - Product Exportation Expert
Cleaner - Hygenine Technician
Housewife - Home Engineer
Bin man/Loo - Waste Disposal Unit
Postman - Physical Network Messenger
Fisherman - Marine Bioligist
Farmer - Agricultural Manager
Receptionist - Information Engineer
Taxi Driver - Postion Manipulation Specialist
Shop Keeper - Stock Control/Distribution Expert
Milk Monitor - Liquid Dairy Security Officer
Pot Washer - Equipment Maintance Technician
Exorsist - Super-Natural Phonemon Removal Engineer
Carnies - Entertainment Construction Associates
Dentist - Oral Health toothologist

Yes I know..... I'm bored...

j.m@talk
09-05-2005, 04:55 PM
Bird wot answers the fones - Electronic Communications Co-ordinator

herosrest
09-05-2005, 04:58 PM
Navy seal - Arbitrater.

j.m@talk
09-05-2005, 04:59 PM
Beach ball on nose balancing ?

Billforce
09-05-2005, 08:37 PM
I kind of like "John"...a place to urinate, a place to sit and contemplate. :p

mcool61
09-05-2005, 08:43 PM
Janitor-Sanitation engineer

Imperion1
09-05-2005, 11:01 PM
manhole cover - Sanitation access point.