Glorified Names

[Tony2005]

A list of everyday jobs gloridied to death.... any additions?

Window Cleaner - Vision Technician
Gardener - Urban Argricultural Engineer
Shelf stacker - Product Logistics
Check out - Product Exportation Expert
Cleaner - Hygenine Technician
Housewife - Home Engineer
Bin man/Loo - Waste Disposal Unit
Postman - Physical Network Messenger
Fisherman - Marine Bioligist
Farmer - Agricultural Manager
Receptionist - Information Engineer
Taxi Driver - Postion Manipulation Specialist
Shop Keeper - Stock Control/Distribution Expert
Milk Monitor - Liquid Dairy Security Officer
Pot Washer - Equipment Maintance Technician
Exorsist - Super-Natural Phonemon Removal Engineer
Carnies - Entertainment Construction Associates
Dentist - Oral Health toothologist

Yes I know..... I'm bored...

[j.m@talk]

Bird wot answers the fones - Electronic Communications Co-ordinator

[herosrest]

Navy seal - Arbitrater.

[j.m@talk]

Beach ball on nose balancing ?

[Billforce]

I kind of like "John"...a place to urinate, a place to sit and contemplate. :p

[mcool61]

Janitor-Sanitation engineer

[Imperion1]

manhole cover - Sanitation access point.