Processing process processor Revelation.

[herosrest]

During deep sleep IT came to me and the future of processing is clear. Some will consider this a message from on high, others will be strapping rubber to walls, the informed will be adjusting stock portfolios, the technical will be agog, warfare will transform and technology in general - progress through the greatest leap ever. l can advise you of the matter but must then kill you. So... consider yourself deceased. rip. Ahem. Future processors will primarily be digital tuning radios acting as grid computing nodes. Voila. See ya in hell. :cool:

[Steve R Jones]

I vote you go back to sleep:)

[mireland]

http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/boing.gif

[j.m@talk]

He been eating cheese again ?

[mireland]

He been eating cheese again ?

the moldy cheese mefinks... :rolleyes:

[herosrest]

Crunching digital radio is extremely processor intensive - stretching design innovation for a worthwhile goal.

UK have a massive lead in this field and will soon dominate the world.

ps. l have spotted some seriously dangerous, althuogh well intentioned software that is rather worrying.
It actually attaches to and modifies api processes. :eek:

[zybch]

Has someone seen my thick rubber sheets and canvas jacket with the stylish long sleaves. Hero is in need.

[herosrest]

:eek:

[Strawbs]

He been eating cheese again ?Onions!!!

Onions before bedtime will do that to a mans r.e.m. sleep. :x

[zybch]

A friend's brother had a heap of his intestine removed. This doesn't affect him much except when he eats fried onion rings. They just go right through now.
We were on a camping trip and he ate a big pile of em and then got the runs.
Well, and this is the gross bit, he came back from the bushes and told us to not go in there.
Of course curiosity got the best of us all, and one by one over a period of a couple of hours we each took a peek.
Now if you've ever made paper chains as christmas decorations you'll have some idea of how a tree looks when festooned by several platefulls of semi-digested onion rings. How he got them over 5 feet off the ground is beyond me, but I guess its got something to do with the build up of gastric gasses expelling the rings out of the ring at lethal velocities!

[j.m@talk]

Thats nice dear

[zybch]

Thought I'd share it.

[mireland]

Thats nice dear


http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/moose2.gif

[j.m@talk]

Thats a moose :rolleyes:

[mireland]

Thats a moose :rolleyes:

shut up... :D

[genesound]

LOL :D

[zybch]

Thats nice dear

It actually looked rather festive.
Apart from the smell of course.

[genesound]

Crunching digital radio is extremely processor intensive - If it's all that it'll be reduced to a chip; optimized to get the heat and power down... like the one on the tree :t

[zybch]

How can 'crunching digital radio' be processor intensive?
Look at how little power is required to encode MP3s in far faster than real time, and thats on multi-purpose chips, not a dedicated MP3 microprocessor.

[herosrest]

In a nutshell.


SETI

[herosrest]

It actually looked rather festive.
Apart from the smell of course.


Who'd be a tree. :eek:

[Strawbs]

Who'd be an onion ring? :eek:

[zybch]

Someone with delusions of being a reverse proctolgist (or for those who want the full title, a Colorectal Surgeon)

[herosrest]

U r so knowledgable. :)

[zybch]

Google is your friend.

[herosrest]

l wondered who u were chatting up on the bar. :p

[zybch]

I have an alergic reaction to cigarette smoke so it wasn't be you saw. Perhaps Imp or BPB...
After all, you generally need the 'services' of a doodie-doctor as you get old and senile.

[ScaryBinary]

Future processors will primarily be digital tuning radios acting as grid computing nodes.

Does this mean I'll be able to get Britney Spears on my node?

[mireland]

Does this mean I'll be able to get Britney Spears on my node?


node job! :D

[herosrest]

Virtual simulation.

[herosrest]

During deep sleep IT came to me and the future of processing is clear. Some will consider this a message from on high, others will be strapping rubber to walls, the informed will be adjusting stock portfolios, the technical will be agog, warfare will transform and technology in general - progress through the greatest leap ever. l can advise you of the matter but must then kill you. So... consider yourself deceased. rip. Ahem. Future processors will primarily be digital tuning radios acting as grid computing nodes. Voila. See ya in hell. :cool:


Banging on - sota speake - it's all to do with waveform and pure mathematics, at which x86 are pretty good. Transmit. decode. assign. All ya need is 20 billion squiddly pipelines and everything is talk talking to everything else - fit a l'il receiver to the cpu on ya keyboards, monitors, drives etc and the revelation is a revolution. All ya need is a throw away processor for peripherals. Frequecy determines range, power requirements - Zilch +.


Halo luja brosis V

[herosrest]

is this going anywhere?

[j.m@talk]

Down hill.............................................. Rapido :)

[mireland]

is this going anywhere?


STRAIGHT TO HELL

[herosrest]

AND BACK

[genesound]

VIA URANUS

[mireland]

VIA URANUS


YO MOMMA!

[genesound]

http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/2-bigcrazy.gif

[mireland]

http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/2-bigcrazy.gif
ha

[herosrest]

l have a dream.... or 2


http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/bigsmile.gif Hello there!

[mireland]

what the hell is this thread about anyway?? :confused: :x

[herosrest]

We've encountered some problem while debugging DMA ISR.
(TI TMS320VC5510, Spectrum XDS510pp Emulator, CCS 2.2 )

[herosrest]

ln short it's a digital decimation thing.

[mireland]

We've encountered some problem while debugging DMA ISR.
(TI TMS320VC5510, Spectrum XDS510pp Emulator, CCS 2.2 )

how pervy... :rolleyes:

[herosrest]

Hmmmm.. hows da jobbie goin? keeping u honest :D

[herosrest]

The world needs an LCARS protocol.

Was goona pop a jpg of Kirk communicating - but it's not to be. ho hum :rolleyes:








My topic was a reference to future generation mobile or cell handsets - the future will be 'netwoked' :cool: . Beam me up.

Stir fry anyone... :t

[leprechaun_40]

You need to be heavily sedated and put in a rubber room methinks :x

[mireland]

anyone for pie?? :x

[herosrest]

Sedate et moi - perfectly naturally.. :t
l leave the speeding about fer u young whipper snappers.

U'll have t bring me up to speed on the slang stuff M. l may have missed a thing or 2 between the pies cake pickles and what ever else is part 'o this food fight. :p

l'm ok wiv' de buns - got that 1 sussed.... sandwich's r ok .. oysters r lovely..



Anyways u got to imagine a mobile.. that's cell (stupid name)... in your hand wiv the power of a P4 and radio infrastructure to match... that's where they r headed and soon. All networked up and doing seti like stuff - 4 the cost of a pack of cornflakes and keeping big bruv grinning with the sheer volume of demand.
6 billion people and pretty much all of them want at least one.

There r tekkie probs but easy stuff really. Just have to wait 4 the business plonkers to get the business model sorted. Who needs to copy anything if it's on demand at the drop of a hat.

[mireland]

cherry! :r

[Prushka]

I've been told by my spirit guide that all the phone sex messages that have been beamed into the great unknown have been recorded by Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence and will be beamed back to earth via pychotronics and will be transmitted through every electrical device...how spooky :eek:

[herosrest]

It's earth and what people get up to that is spooky.


The world needs an LCARS protocol.
Ahem - banging on again voila... time to i-mode


http://www.mindbranch.com/catalog/product.jsp?partner=110&code=R601-0006

[herosrest]

It's earth and what people get up to that is spooky.



Wish l had a few bob to buy this little business up.

http://www.palowireless.com/imode/background.asp

[ScaryBinary]

l'm ok wiv' de buns

huh huh huh....he said buns.

[herosrest]

I've been told by my spirit guide that all the phone sex messages that have been beamed into the great unknown have been recorded by Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence and will be beamed back to earth via pychotronics and will be transmitted through every electrical device...how spooky :eek:


It's not ET's doing the recording. Now is it. :rolleyes:

[genesound]

Anyways u got to imagine a mobile.. that's cell (stupid name)... in your hand wiv the power of a P4 and radio infrastructure to match...
Well like I was finkin b4, that much power would take a battery the size of a wheelbarrow to last at all, and be too hot to handle, at least in the near future. Might only work well in densely populated areas, too. http://69.93.183.37/html/emoticons/blink.gif

[Prushka]

It's not ET's doing the recording. Now is it. :rolleyes:



No, really...just get an old TV and listen to the white noise...but there could be other's

hmmm...smiley's no workie...not disabled

[herosrest]

http://www.quantrimang.com/photos/Image/102005/08/LG-1a.jpg


Baker blue, Red five...................You're breaking up


http://www.biosmagazine.co.uk/images/content/prodpics/200508/NVG_0.jpg

[herosrest]

Alpha Micro Brings Biometrics To UK (http://www.biosmagazine.co.uk/article.php?id=1979)


http://www.biosmagazine.co.uk/images/content/prodpics/200508/Alpha-Micro_1.jpghttp://www.biosmagazine.co.uk/images/content/prodpics/200512/ezTalker_1.jpg

[j.m@talk]

Jeebers ..... Tech fer Tech's sake :rolleyes:

[mireland]

do any of those things cook yer dinner or wash yer cloths??? :rolleyes:

[herosrest]

That involves rotation and giration. You r the expert - l believe.

[mireland]

That involves rotation and giration. You r the expert - l believe.

make like a snake and HISS OFF :D

[herosrest]

Your round.
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Mine's a Michelob.

[j.m@talk]

do any of those things cook yer dinner or wash yer cloths??? :rolleyes:

"Clothes" you Herbert http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/stoopid.png

[mireland]

"Clothes" you Herbert http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/stoopid.png


shut up yer face! :mad:

[herosrest]

? as in shaddapa

[herosrest]

During deep sleep IT came to me and the future of processing is clear. Some will consider this a message from on high, others will be strapping rubber to walls, the informed will be adjusting stock portfolios, the technical will be agog, warfare will transform and technology in general - progress through the greatest leap ever. l can advise you of the matter but must then kill you. So... consider yourself deceased. rip. Ahem. Future processors will primarily be digital tuning radios acting as grid computing nodes. Voila. See ya in hell. :cool:


http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/the_incredible_shrinking_radio_monolithic_radio_fo r_gsmgprs_integrates_a_compl.php


.................................................. .http://www.newlaunches.com/entry_images/241005/silabs4905app.jpg

[herosrest]

The phone that doubles as a weapon
Mobile lets you stun muggers and chat to your missus at the same time!


http://www.t3.co.uk/__data/assets/image/388273/shock-phone_250.jpg

[j.m@talk]

Brill :t

[herosrest]

Now. If the powers who be can keep the enlightened world in existance for perhaps another 18 months, the following will be possible.

A bio-metrically secured cell phone.

It will make for the perfect ID/Passport.
It will be a credit/cash card to pay your bill's.
It will do video/audio/mail/radio/mp3.
It will take pictures.
It will store data and display it 'head up' in spectacles.
It will lock and start your vehicle.
It will do the web and even act as a weapon.

A revolution is coming - it needs a name and l suggest - :) Gehad :)

[herosrest]

The final leap - why use one when 2 will do........... http://www.psionplace.com/articles/2006/1/2006-1-10-DualCor-Handtop-Unites.html

[j.m@talk]

Has it been decided if we are to have id cards yet ? ...........

I'll be ferked if I'm payin' for one tho........ When I pay fer me Drivin' Licence, Passport etc etc....... Spose they could combine all three & call it somthing natty like a "British Citizens Mobility Card" ......... :cool:

[herosrest]

There'll be a special model fer U, JM. : )


http://www.cellular-news.com/story/15564.php

[j.m@talk]

Thats just the jobby ................. #1


:t

[herosrest]

http://www.cellular-news.com/story/15580.php

[j.m@talk]

Jeebers the IRA used to use lil timers you buy to remind you to fill your parking meter ......... Much of a much ness really :t

[herosrest]

Give it the finger........ http://www.pantech.com/curiosity/content_467.jsp

GI100 is the world's first GSM phone with fingerprint recognition.http://www.pantech.com/curiosity/images/goods/gi100_d55.gif

[mireland]

is this thread still continuing???


hihihi! :t

[j.m@talk]

Sadly yes :(

[herosrest]

Content Idea of Asia Co. has developed a printable 3D code that can store between 0.6 to 1.8 MB, enough for watching short video commercials on mobile phones.

http://www.i4u.com/article4971.html

[mireland]

Content Idea of Asia Co. has developed a printable 3D code that can store between 0.6 to 1.8 MB, enough for watching short video commercials on mobile phones.

http://www.i4u.com/article4971.html


now why the hell would I want to watch a comercial on a cell phone?? :eek:

[j.m@talk]

Could be a pervy commercial ? ;)

[herosrest]

A booty call! Please hold until the tone, you are being optimised.

[mireland]

A booty call! Please hold until the tone, you are being optimised.


:eek:

[j.m@talk]

WHOA ............. Somone said Booty ........... Time for ............. "Ohhhhh JENNIFER"!

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d115/12JJM12/jlo05.jpg

:t

[mireland]

WHOA ............. Somone said Booty ........... Time for ............. "Ohhhhh JENNIFER"!

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d115/12JJM12/jlo05.jpg

:t


RE-SAVED! :x

[j.m@talk]

Allways worth a perv ;)

:t

[mireland]

Allways worth a perv ;)

:t


my hard drive is bulging... :D

[herosrest]

Joo got dirdy data.

[j.m@talk]

Joo got dirdy data.

Pervy Data :D

[genesound]

Yeah, and apparently it's spreading ;)

[mireland]

Yeah, and apparently it's spreading ;)


FORMAT C:\ :eek:

[j.m@talk]

format c:/u ................ Ya never know whats what these days ;)

[mireland]

format c:/u ................ Ya never know whats what these days ;)


if it were YOUR hard drive, I'd use "killdisk" and a LARGE magnet! :p

[j.m@talk]

http://www.hasslefreeclipart.com/clipart_tools/hammer.gif .......... Tiz the only way

[herosrest]

http://www.zdnet.co.uk/i/z/nw/illo/story-graphics/blue-genie/blue-genie5.jpg

[genesound]

dey got a code in da node

[herosrest]

Yo - it's Blue Gene's.

[herosrest]

China’s mobile market double the size of America’s and set to grow by 45 million new subscribers a year Data from Wireless World Forum’s “China Mobile Market 2006” statistical handbook shows that mobile ownership stands at 325 million in 2005 a penetration rate of 26% and will rise to 415 million -

Data from Wireless World Forum’s “Indian Mobile Market 2006” statistical handbook reveals that mobile ownership will pass 100 million in 2007 as ‘the largest middle class in the world’ takes up ownership. With 124.6 million forecasted mobile owners in 2007, India ranks 3rd in the world

[dab420]

Aluminum Hats for Everyone!

[herosrest]

Finally a hand set design that covers all design needs.
Simply elegant - as good solutions are.

This is a genius piece of design.

http://www.slashphone.com/news/uploads/3117/emobile_2.jpg
http://www.slashphone.com/news/uploads/3117/emobile_3.jpg
http://www.slashphone.com/news/uploads/3117/emobile_4.jpg

[j.m@talk]

Not cha everyday dog & bone then ?

[mireland]

bahhh.. )-|

[herosrest]

'Point And Search' Technology For Cell Phones Hits Japan

http://www.personaltechpipeline.com/phones/177105426

This will be known as 'bee ming' - the next advertising revolution.
........................................(Brought to you by R. Head inc.)

[mireland]

'Point And Search' Technology For Cell Phones Hits Japan

http://www.personaltechpipeline.com/phones/177105426

This will be known as 'bee ming' - the next advertising revolution.
........................................(Brought to you by R. Head inc.)

I'd like to have one of those to point at girlies to get pertinent info(age, single or married..AGE, if used to be a male....AGE, etc) :-@

[herosrest]

Ahem. l think something else is meant to do the pointing.

[werz]

Pointing what pointing.

[genesound]

Yours doesn't look so good, I wouldn't point her out wiv your phone. :p

[herosrest]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4709670.stm

Some of the biggest mobile phone networks have joined forces to push instant messaging (IM) over mobiles.

"Operators have a high degree of control over price and user conditions," said Mr Delaney, "But within two to three years that will be out of their control."

[herosrest]

Text messaging boom leads to digit damage.

Last March Scottish factory worker Craig Crosbie was crowned the world's fastest texter after he took just 48 seconds to type out the 160-character message: "The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human."

A popular Uk moile service in uk is Pay as u go Vigin - which said firm researched the texting craze.

www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/ptech/02/22/britain.texting.reut/index.html

[werz]

Well they want to stop doing it then, dont they.

[werz]

They need to get back to using the tool god gave them for pointing at girls they found attractive, so long as only they know when the antenna has been activated, there's no harm done. Microwaves are not involved, only hormones.

[herosrest]

Two Men Arrested After Mistaken 911 Call

http://my.earthlink.net/article/str?guid=20060316/4418f0d0_3ca6_15526200603162015113213

[mireland]

Two Men Arrested After Mistaken 911 Call

http://my.earthlink.net/article/str?guid=20060316/4418f0d0_3ca6_15526200603162015113213


HA! :rolleyes:

[werz]

Cell phones get 1 more use.

[herosrest]

Yup - they really are omni potent.


http://www.cmrecycling.co.uk/gfx/domjolly.gif

[mireland]

:t

[j.m@talk]

:t

http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/pancakes.gif

:rolleyes:

[mireland]

http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/pancakes.gif

:rolleyes:
)-|

[j.m@talk]

)-|


SHADDAP :mad:

[mireland]

SHADDAP :mad:
http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/boom.gif

[j.m@talk]

;)

[herosrest]

'Point And Search' Technology For Cell Phones Hits Japan

http://www.personaltechpipeline.com/phones/177105426

This will be known as 'bee ming' - the next advertising revolution.
........................................(Brought to you by R. Head inc.)



Surprisingly, Motorola has announced this week the availability of its eye-catching smartphone A1200, branded with a new name – MING.
"The name MING was chosen to resonate more deeply with people in Hong Kong than a traditional model name or number can," said Terence Ma, director of sales, Mobile Devices Business, Motorola Hong Kong. "Like the design and usability of the phone itself, MING will help bring our smart phones into entirely new market segments." The Chinese character "ming" is formed by combining the ideographs representing the sun and the moon. "Ming" means bright, clear, overt or open,
clear-sighted, and to understand.
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Motorola-A1200-Smartphone-Becomes-MING-19859.shtml

[j.m@talk]

The "Vase" is ringing :rolleyes:

[herosrest]

The "Vase" is ringing :rolleyes: :D

It WILL require a name mod fer UK - if it comes our way.

Ref - minging. :p

[j.m@talk]

titter titter :D

[herosrest]

Now. If the powers who be can keep the enlightened world in existance for perhaps another 18 months, the following will be possible.

A bio-metrically secured cell phone.

It will make for the perfect ID/Passport.
It will be a credit/cash card to pay your bill's.
It will do video/audio/mail/radio/mp3.
It will take pictures.
It will store data and display it 'head up' in spectacles.
It will lock and start your vehicle.
It will do the web and even act as a weapon.

A revolution is coming - - :)

http://www.lightblueoptics.com/ more for the list.. :x

http://www.textually.org/textually/archives/2006/02/011708.htm

[mireland]

where are we going? what are we doing? why are we doing it...?? :t

[j.m@talk]

No where, dunno, dunno :t

[herosrest]

One day Scottie will, Beam you up.

[j.m@talk]

"Prepare to be beamed" :eek:

[herosrest]

Aye aye, Cap'n. :D

[j.m@talk]

"Och' She's gonna Blow" :eek:

More Powa I say ............ More Powa :t

[herosrest]

http://www.engadget.com/media/2006/03/morefakeiphones.jpg

[j.m@talk]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d115/12JJM12/ym_larger.jpg

[herosrest]

So toouchy, feely... :cool:


Mobile technology company ROK Entertainment has revealed plans to launch a set-top box that will relay TV programmes from a consumer's living room to their mobile phone, with no additional subscription cost involved.

http://www.mobilemarketingmagazine.co.uk/2006/03/is_this_the_ult.html


Can't be true. Canit. ?

[herosrest]

Obopay is a mobile payment service that enables consumers to get, send, and spend money from their mobile phones — anytime, anywhere.

Obopay was founded in 2005 and is based in Palo Alto, California. The company's name is derived from the Greek word for coin.

[herosrest]

In 2005, about 8% of US households that subscribe to cellphone service had given up their land-line phones, up from 5% in 2004 and 4% in 2003, according to Forrester Research. More than 6 mln households and nearly 6% of the total US population rely exclusively on wireless phones.

[mireland]

In 2005, about 8% of US households that subscribe to cellphone service had given up their land-line phones, up from 5% in 2004 and 4% in 2003, according to Forrester Research. More than 6 mln households and nearly 6% of the total US population rely exclusively on wireless phones.


well be sure to keep us updated on this fascinating stat... :p

[herosrest]

Google Mapping Your Photo Shoots
Tim Vidas has a great description of how he was able to equip his Ricoh D200 with a GPS unit to easily Google Map pictures he takes with it. He explains that "The tagging of GPS data into the Exif of each picture is a really nice novelty for me".

http://googlemapsmania.********.com/2006/04/build-your-own-google-photo-map-with.html#links
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Shicoh Engineering has designed the world's tiniest compact linear motor. What does a compact linear motor do? It regulates the autofocus function of mobile phone cameras. A better focused nude celebrity spy photo is always a good thing, right?

http://www.textually.org/picturephoning/archives/2006/04/011986.htm

[herosrest]

April 5, 2006 Philips announced its next generation TV-on-mobile solution for the North American market at CTIA today. An amazing six times smaller than its previous version, the new Digital Video Broadcast - Handheld (DVB-H) front-end solution, the smaller size BGT216 .

[genesound]

The market doesn't want smaller!

[herosrest]

Allways thinkin of da girls, eh.

[genesound]

Whenever possible... ;)

[herosrest]

Some have suggested that the bandwidth-sparing simple interface of Gopher would be a good match for mobile phones and Personal digital assistants (PDAs), but so far, the market prefers Wireless Markup Language (WML)/Wireless Application Protocol (WAP), DoCoMo i-mode, XHTML Basic or other adaptations of HTML and XML.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gopherspace

[herosrest]

http://www.mobilemag.com/content/images/7310_large.jpg

[j.m@talk]

Ummmmmm :(

[herosrest]

http://www.engadget.com/media/2006/04/sharp_swivel.jpg

[mireland]

is this gonna be an ongoing thing with you? :p

[herosrest]

Wot eva gives U dat idea?

[herosrest]

any ways.. back on topic...


During deep sleep IT came to me and the future of processing is clear. Some will consider this a message from on high, others will be strapping rubber to walls, the informed will be adjusting stock portfolios, the technical will be agog, warfare will transform and technology in general - progress through the greatest leap ever. l can advise you of the matter but must then kill you. So... consider yourself deceased. rip. Ahem. Future processors will primarily be digital tuning radios acting as grid computing nodes. Voila. See ya in hell. :cool:

[werz]

Not if I see you first.

[herosrest]

http://www.asktog.com/images/tungstenT3.gif

[mireland]

http://www.asktog.com/images/tungstenT3.gif


does it do your laundry and wash yer dishes??? :rolleyes:

[j.m@talk]

No but it'll tell you the time in Dubai when ya stuck underground cos ya trainz having issues (Driver on tea brake) :D

[herosrest]

Convenience just a phone swipe away. How would you like to use your phone as your train fare card or a discount card at a local attraction?

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=1856


In S.Korea, a mobile phone is used as an online-banking, tickets to subway, city buses, taxi fares, and all major retail stores/restaurants. You can even use it as a key to your house. It can also check your vital health signs (ie., sugar level w/ a add-on kit), send the results to your doctor for a review. It functions as a remote control to your tv,vcr,cable,satelite,stereo, etc. All these features been around for at least a couple of years.

[genesound]

Great, just when you thought it was safe to set down yer cell phone :eek:

[mireland]

has this became the longest thread ever yet? :rolleyes:

[MadPistol]

has this became the longest thread ever yet? :rolleyes:

Nope. I still hold that one! :D

Ummmmmmm..... what was the point of this thread again?

[mireland]

Nope. I still hold that one! :D

Ummmmmmm..... what was the point of this thread again?


point? err I think not... :rolleyes:

[herosrest]

The number of mobile phone subscribers, 194.5 million, surpassed the number of landline users, 172.1 million, for the first time in 2005. This means that more than two-thirds of the U.S. population now subscribes to some kind of wireless service, said the TIA.

http://www.internetnews.com/stats/article.php/3597271

[mireland]

The number of mobile phone subscribers, 194.5 million, surpassed the number of landline users, 172.1 million, for the first time in 2005. This means that more than two-thirds of the U.S. population now subscribes to some kind of wireless service, said the TIA.

http://www.internetnews.com/stats/article.php/3597271


a semi-interesting fact... :t

[zybch]

eah. It amazing that HR has actually posted something interesting.

[mireland]

eah. It amazing that HR has actually posted something interesting.


now now...I like the lad(in a non michael jackson way) even though he comes from left field most of the time... :D

[herosrest]

Left field is 'always' where it's at. Live off the herd not in it. owooooooooooooo ee.

[genesound]

I herd that! :D :D

Can u here here now?

[herosrest]

I herd that! :D :D

Can u here here now?

Que Passa, dude? :t

[mireland]

ahh left field...it needs mowed... :x

[genesound]

Reminds me of the girl with the lawnmower tattoo way below her navel :D

[j.m@talk]

Reminds me of the girl with the lawnmower tattoo way below her navel :D

Pull string to start ? :p

[mireland]

Pull string to start ? :p


lawn job... :x

[herosrest]

Ah, the graze. :x

[mireland]

grass munching... :r

[j.m@talk]

Not even spring here :(

[herosrest]

Visa International and Nokia Corp just announced a credit card payment system that allows payments using a mobile phone

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=2020

[herosrest]

get yer blogs, read all abartit...

Nokia Podcasting
http://uk.gizmodo.com/2006/04/29/nokia_podcasting_application_d.html

[zybch]

Visa International and Nokia Corp just announced a credit card payment system that allows payments using a mobile phone

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=2020

Great! Another reason to have to make sure you don't leave your phone in a taxi, coz some bugger will use it to clean out your credit account!

[mireland]

Great! Another reason to have to make sure you don't leave your phone in a taxi, coz some bugger will use it to clean out your credit account!


you get unbanned?? :eek:

[zybch]

Course!
Do I look like cheeseman!?
He sends his regards to BpB by the way.

[herosrest]

Fund me - SanDisk is partnering with Philips to provide TrustedFlash Near Field Communication memory cards

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=2104

[j.m@talk]

Good Heavens :-0

[mireland]

I like whipped cream on my pumpkin pie

[herosrest]

Dual processor handsets are way forward
ATI will push hard into cellphones, says Orton

http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=31839
http://www.elecdesign.com/Articles/Print.cfm?AD=1&ArticleID=9707

[mireland]

Dual processor handsets are way forward
ATI will push hard into cellphones, says Orton

http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=31839
http://www.elecdesign.com/Articles/Print.cfm?AD=1&ArticleID=9707


I was just saying the other day, "why aren't there cellphones with dual processors" :D

[j.m@talk]

I was just saying the other day, "why aren't there cellphones with dual processors" :D

Yeah I wondered that too :/

[herosrest]

The total number of mobile connections in the world is scheduled to reach 2.5 billion on Thursday, having passed the 2 billion mark just 12 months ago. That's according to estimates from Wireless Intelligence a body set up by the research firm Ovum and the GSM Association.

"The cellular industry took 20 years to reach 1 billion connections, three years to reach 2 billion connections and is on target to reach its third billion in a period of just over two years," said Martin Garner, Director of Wireless Intelligence."Worldwide growth is currently running at over 40 million new connections per month -- the highest volume of growth the market has ever seen," he added.

According to Garner, most of the current growth is coming from emerging markets with low levels of penetration, rather than from mature regions such as Europe.

Text me, now! http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/bigsmile.gif

[herosrest]

http://technology.guardian.co.uk/opinion/story/0,,1856486,00.html

Well, the war is finally over: and the mobile phone has emerged as the winner on two key fronts. For most buyers it will be the device of choice for playing music and taking photographs.

[mireland]

I thought this thread was dead and buried... :rolleyes:

[herosrest]

Feel free to imitate that deduction. :D :t

[mireland]

Feel free to imitate that deduction. :D :t


how 'bout I knee you in the groin instead? :D

[herosrest]

The Mobile Passport Service (MPS) will hold its processing days on........



http://technobiography.blogspot.com/2005/09/passport-service-goes-mobile.html

[herosrest]

Soon.................


http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=4713

[mireland]

Soon.................


http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=4713


well that's just rubish... :p

[herosrest]

So it turns out that using a cellphone for extended periods of time can totally destroy your sperm count, lads. A recent study carried out by researchers in the U.S. and doctors in India found that using a cellphone for more than four hours per day both reduces sperm count and ravages what sperm you have left, leaving the little guys all but useless. The findings could be chalked up to all that lovely radiation coming out of cellphones, with the eyes, breasts and testicles being most likely to absorb those wacky waves. Oh, and texting is just as bad, too, apparently.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=412179&in_page_id=1770 :eek:

[mireland]

So it turns out that using a cellphone for extended periods of time can totally destroy your sperm count, lads. A recent study carried out by researchers in the U.S. and doctors in India found that using a cellphone for more than four hours per day both reduces sperm count and ravages what sperm you have left, leaving the little guys all but useless. The findings could be chalked up to all that lovely radiation coming out of cellphones, with the eyes, breasts and testicles being most likely to absorb those wacky waves. Oh, and texting is just as bad, too, apparently.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=412179&in_page_id=1770 :eek:


I don't want any stupid kids...so off to me cell phone... :D

[herosrest]

Any Loss or damage caused by or through or in consequence, directly or indirectly, of Nuclear Hazard, meaning any weapon employing atomic fission or fusion; or nuclear reaction or radiation or radioactive contamination from any other cause; but we will pay for direct physical Loss caused by resulting fire, if the fire would be covered under this Certificate.

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/10/haierphone.jpg

[mireland]

BANG!

[herosrest]

Good name for a clan.

[mireland]

POW!Good name for a clan.

[j.m@talk]

KABOOM!

[mireland]

ZOWWEEEEEE

[loAol]

ein tritt ein britt
ein stoss ein franzos
ein schuss ein russ

[j.m@talk]

Du bist ein verdammter Wichser :t

[herosrest]

A just-released In-Stat study, "Road Warriors: High Usage U.S. Mobile Workers," found that heavy business mobile users are consuming about a third of their total airtime via their secondary handsets. Also, the highest-spending business travelers averaged more than $450 per month spent on wireless services.

Analyst Roger Kay, who tracks mobile and PC technology for Endpoint Technologies Associates, said cost isn't an important issue.

"If there was an ideal device, they [road warriors] would pretty much buy it no matter what the cost," said Kay. "But there aren't any yet. I like to say using a PDA as a phone is like holding a ham sandwich to your head."

Mobile users surveyed by In-Stat spent an average of $151 per month for all forms of wireless (including cellular and Wi-Fi), which was 16 percent more than what the research firm found in a study done earlier this year.

The research firm listed several challenges the next-generation mobile phone suppliers face in trying to broaden the market.

For one, they need to create greater awareness of smartphone's benefits, and overcome end-user resistance to change. Also, while the "ideal device" will likely remain elusive, developers will need to make the right technical design trade-offs to create best-selling products.

http://handcellphone.com/wp-content/themes/green-marinee/phonepic/Motorola-E690-linux-1.jpg
Moto E690 phone supports touch-screen and writing, WAP, full internet browsing, Excel, PowerPoint, Word viewing, Mini USB1.1 connection, Bluetooth, voice dial system, two MFT speakers that output 3D surrounds sound when you play your favorite sound tracks using this powerful gadget. Another good thing about this PDA is you don’t have to worry about the file format of your digital songs as the Motorola E690 supports MP3, WMA, RealAudio, MIDI, WAV, AAC, AMR file formats as well as RealVideo, MPEG-4, H.263 video formats.. Linux PDA

[mireland]

)-|

[herosrest]

)-|


lt is also a bird magnet.

[mireland]

lt is also a bird magnet.


oh, that's better... :p

[herosrest]

During deep sleep IT came to me and the future of processing is clear. Some will consider this a message from on high, others will be strapping rubber to walls, the informed will be adjusting stock portfolios, the technical will be agog, warfare will transform and technology in general - progress through the greatest leap ever. l can advise you of the matter but must then kill you. So... consider yourself deceased. rip. Ahem. Future processors will primarily be digital tuning radios acting as grid computing nodes. Voila. See ya in hell. :cool:

l am being corroborated............ wooohooo beam me up now.

http://www.informationweek.com/security/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=193402833

[mireland]

you still carrying on with this???? :p

[herosrest]

It's a brit thing.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4d/Carry_On_up_the_Khyber.jpg/200px-Carry_On_up_the_Khyber.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carry_On_up_the_Khyber

[herosrest]

Claiming the most extensive upgrade to its real-time operating system (RTOS) in recent years, Microsoft Corp. rolled out Windows Embedded CE 6.0 Wednesday (Nov. 1). The move reflects a renewed push by the software giant into the embedded consumer, industrial and telecom markets.

With the new release, Microsoft is opening the entire Windows CE kernel through the company's "shared source" program. The company has also re-engineered the kernel to support up to 32,000 simultaneous processes with 2 Gbytes of virtual memory address space per process. Finally, Microsoft has integrated the Visual Studio Professional 2005 software development suite with the Windows CE Platform Builder integrated development environment (IDE).

"We're adding capabilities to Windows CE that make this change as significant to the operating system as our move on the desktop from Windows 95 to Windows NT," said Todd Warren, corporate vice p


http://www.informationweek.com/hardware/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=193501167

[herosrest]

1 4 JM.. .. http://www.parrotminikit.com/





click 1st... s'ok. :) http://portal.vpod.tv/parrot/25911/videoPlayer/fs/autoPlay/0

[porsch1909]

stfu already!

[j.m@talk]

stfu already!

YEAH!

[mireland]

YEAH!


settle down...alll :p of yo..

[herosrest]

U will be netwokked.

http://www.microsoft.com/windowsmobile/devices/Emulators/Cing3125/index.html

[j.m@talk]

Diff to ewoks ? :confused:

[herosrest]

U star trekkin??

[j.m@talk]

I have given up wiv my networkin' issue fer a lil while ........... A serious case of CBA & I gotta do my hair :rolleyes:

http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/acatalog/grecian-lotion.gif

[mireland]

I have given up wiv my networkin' issue fer a lil while ........... A serious case of CBA & I gotta do my hair :rolleyes:

http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/acatalog/grecian-lotion.gif

:eek:

[herosrest]

http://www.istartedsomething.com.nyud.net:8080/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/alltogether.jpg

www.vanishingpointgame.com

[loAol]

www.vanishingpointgame.com

12 days left till waht?

[mireland]

12 days left till waht?


who cares.... :rolleyes:

[herosrest]

http://files.myopera.com/herosrest/albums/30111/WOoffer.JPG

. http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/office_l...1754491033.aspx

[mireland]

so? and? will mankind be saved by this bs??? :r

[herosrest]

U could move to Clancy. :cool:

http://www.loopnet.com/Attachments/6/0/8/608691FA-1FCF-4BD0-A478-566EA1541EA7_or.jpg

http://www.loopnet.com/xNet/MainSite/Listing/Profile/ProfileSE.aspx?LID=14702883&linkcode=10850&sourcecode=1lww2t006a00001

[herosrest]

http://webhosts.cisdata.net/bin/web/real_estate?ZKEY=&acnt=AR146781&button=&action=IMAGE&dir=home_search/REASIL41058247&listing_id=REASIL41058247&pn=0&ts=1167237988&tm=2006-12-19%2009:41:29/0.jpg

solly...

a bit oveprice on the 1st place. :(

http://webhosts.cisdata.net/bin/web/real_estate?ZKEY=&acnt=AR146781&button=&action=IMAGE&dir=home_search/REASIL41058247&listing_id=REASIL41058247&pn=0&ts=1167237988&tm=2006-12-19%2009:41:29/0.jpg
http://webhosts.cisdata.net/bin/rea.php?action=HOME_SEARCH&listing_id=REASIL41058247&hs_action=VIEW_DETAIL&acnt=AR146781

[herosrest]

The Microsoft Windows Mobile Device Center Beta enables you to set up new
partnerships, synchronize content and manage music, pictures and video with
any Windows Mobile 2003 or Windows Mobile 5.0 powered device. The Windows
Mobile Device Center Beta is only supported on Windows Vista RC1 or later.


http://www.microsoft.com/windowsmobile/devicecenter.mspx

http://www.microsoft.com/windowsmobile/_assets/images/WMDC/WMDC-Home.jpg

[herosrest]

Ads Cleared For Online and Mobile TV In UK; Similar To U.S. Extension Deal...


http://www.paidcontent.org/entry/ads-cleared-for-online-and-mobile-tv-in-uk-similar-to-us-extension-deal/

[herosrest]

http://www.sharp-phone.com/binary/78A70E2F-F80D-68FD-81EB-2D450D19D829/GB.en.jpg

Well, for myself the best mobile handset design todate is.....
http://www.goodgearguide.com.au/im.php/width/360/im/1143_7_sharp_903.jpghttp://www.imobile.com.au/images/phone_reviews/sharp_903/903-angle05.jpg

Larger than other oysters (clamshell designs) - the 903 is on a par with the new wave candybar designs - but streets ahead in practicality.
Above all else - the screen - it is a dream. A large dream.

l pray this model is refined and not consigned to history.
The best mobile phone deign ever - so far.

http://www.imobile.com.au/PhoneReviews/default.asp?ID=reviewsmar0601
http://www.cnet.com.au/mobilephones/phones/0,239025953,240057942,00.htm
217.199.164.178/vodafone/simulex_files/sharp/sharp_903_simulex.swf


http://www.slashphone.com/news/uploads/2309/sharp_903sh_3.jpg
http://imgs.idnes.cz/telefony/A060226_JM_3GSM_BARCELONA_SH_VELKY_V.JPG


How can it be improved?

[herosrest]

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/06/explay.jpg
This built in and windows mobile6 ... http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2006/10/10/windows_mobile_6_screens_leak/

http://regmedia.co.uk/2006/10/10/win_mob_6_1.png


Universal TV infra red remote control codes. :rolleyes:

[herosrest]

Txt me

[herosrest]

http://www.whatisnew.com/archive/2006/12/28/CES-2007-Tablet-PC-_2600_-UMPC-Community-Gathering.aspx

Keep RSVPing to the CES 2007 Tablet PC & UMPC Community Gathering

[herosrest]

So........... remote network adminstation from your cell phone. Sort out ya ip's from
Route 90 (Mass Pike) west to exit 16.

Microsoft Unveils Unified Communications Vision, Strategy, Roadmap
http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1895,1981855,00.asp

http://common.ziffdavisinternet.com/util_get_image/12/0,1425,sz=1&i=127423,00.jpg

[herosrest]

Harking back a couple of days l 've run into this video analysis of the Sharp 903 - best phone l've found yet.
Worth a nose - less than a minute long. http://reviews.cnet.co.uk/mobiles/0,39030108,39193550,00.htm

[mireland]

my new years resolution is to kill this thread... :rolleyes:

[herosrest]

Your planning a long slow death them. :D

[mireland]

Your planning a long slow death them. :D

maybe I can get JM to kill it...he can kill anything...

[herosrest]

Interesting stuff here from m$, ..

http://get.live.com/

http://get.live.com/Images/WL/Merchandising/en/gb/Medium_demos/SpacesDemo/WL_SpacesScreen2.png

[herosrest]

Wooooooooooo..

http://www.engadget.com/2007/01/05/microvision-unveils-tiny-projector-for-mobile-devices/

[herosrest]

Why doesn't my phone work in the shower?

http://www.pbase.com/bengalboy/image/53838570.jpg

[mireland]

Why doesn't my phone work in the shower?

http://www.pbase.com/bengalboy/image/53838570.jpg


dude, you have just FREAKIN redeemed yourself... :x

[j.m@talk]

Ello darlin' ....... cook me a sandwich will yas :rolleyes:

[mireland]

Why doesn't my phone work in the shower?

http://www.pbase.com/bengalboy/image/53838570.jpg


I think I'll quote you again.... :x :x :x :x

[herosrest]

l think she has a sister. Let ya know when she dry's out the phone. :)


YUP. TXT Suzy1. ;)

[mireland]

my god, will you look at those............................................e yes!!! :x

[j.m@talk]

I just canne be acred...... Sorry :(

[herosrest]

Check out live spaces and jump aboard...


CES, the price of tin, interest rates, foreign affairs, election campaigns.. and on, blah ... they pale to...

This will be huge, as every under five with a pc sets up a space, runs it from mobile phones and does comms- ' the new kids on the blog '.

It will work, it will be quietly massive and just roll down the slope - Why? because it's there and free. Qnce M$ gets it's OS onto mobiles en masse.

http://spaces.live.com/?lc=1033















http://spaces.live.com/?lc=1033

[mireland]

Why doesn't my phone work in the shower?

http://www.pbase.com/bengalboy/image/53838570.jpg


another quote... :x :x :x