God has Special place for Cussers !!!

[passion]

I think the lord has a special place in hell for Cussers

[j.m@talk]

Cussers ?

[Baddog]

Were going to hate Fridays. :D

[MJCfromCT]

I think the lord has a special place in hell for people who end every thread with exclamation points.

@JM, cuss = profanity

[j.m@talk]

Wodda ..................C**t

Somone slap him ;)

[passion]

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Peace......

[j.m@talk]

I ain't kiddin'

[mireland]

I think the lord has a special place in hell for Cussers

well the lord can kiss my ***... :rolleyes:

[passion]

have some repect to the lord !

[mireland]

have some repect to the lord !


as soon as he feeds all the homeless and does away with greedy politicians I'll have some more respect for them.. :rolleyes:

[passion]

Wow It seems like you have a such Feeling for the homeless
God be with you ...

[mireland]

Wow It seems like you have a such Feeling for the homeless
God be with you ...


:rolleyes:

[tantone]

Who's the Brittney Spears lookalike? She's either excited to be speaking her love for the lord or she just got felt up by a priest. Not sure which one.

[mireland]

Who's the Brittney Spears lookalike? She's either excited to be speaking her love for the lord or she just got felt up by a priest. Not sure which one.


I don't by the felt up by a priest..if she were a little boy on the other hand...... :eek:

[herosrest]

woopsie :D

[The Lodge]

Oh no, a bible beater.

[ukulele]

I think the lord has a special place in hell for Cussers

Yep, it's called the military, but not to worry, the United Church of Do-gooders is working hard to convert the hired cussers to cuss and kill in the name of God. They are taking their example from the Muslims. :t

[ScaryBinary]

I think the lord has a special place in hell for Cussers

Is it close to the Pinckney State Recreation Area (http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?ovi=1&zoom=6&mapdata=OehTi%2bkPVgQB3Nl1poLBIJpeCDtXR3wcritnnCQB sPFst%2bsZNd9jxyOjYn%2f6%2f5lfXA%2f9y8lYj7FQ1goTD7 lhUh%2bQo0OYg5XWk7urcTzUQmWPN9Fs3NKJ%2f0wA9nLTJw2z MQjxUXdMx2MrSpXjsxb6RX6WY1gwc6LVNXaq8qz%2bvzWnjjmu z5Xk%2f51ydyFzqH0B4K3qpkRCkHcGXbdSXmyrTVMixnBRKlXn %2by7MQD7j0VyI9VWwKengZEQfXEwMrpmFafMO8d6HSuIY%2bw 6qWwSddGj3thlXC7f2xYuBPBm75a8GH8PjiU7NgyyrdCj0I5gq gsorO2BOV0ts3rcCJqpW9NG61QcSjm8KMhPXDrHrPQs6IO5dcX PTTs5O6johyQS6B8m8xYaZbV%2ftJ0vKE9Nf65hr5mBi8PHZ)?

[zybch]

Wow It seems like you have a such Feeling for the homeless
God be with you ...

If god was with me I'd ask the sadistic SOB to explain why, even though he knew what would happen, he went ahead and created Satan!
God is a twisted f'ed up sadist and I doubt very much he gives a toss about what people say, certainly not enough to make a special place in the afterlife for them.

[fishybawb]

Contrary to the advice of parents and teachers, swearing is both clever and funny. As long as it's used right, and not every other word in the sentence.

[genesound]

<insert favorite swearword here>

[MJCfromCT]

<insert favorite swearword here>

Ok.

**** :D

[mireland]

<insert favorite swearword here>


mine is *********** :D

[j.m@talk]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/c89218b677.jpg

[FrnchDp]

Mine's in french.. which passion would understand (those french canadians are crazy!)

I wonder if the filter is strictly english cuss words..

Quick test (sorry mods) -> ****!

[Edited *Imperion1*] Ever hear of a translator? By the way, your first warning from me.
http://www.sysopt.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=162904

[j.m@talk]

Shame I don't still have my Weebl' & bob french profanaties ................ :D

This will have to do instead: "Essaye cette manoeuvre: Prendre 50-60 pas en arrière. Prendre plusieurs souffles profonds. Sprinter en avant à toute vitesse. Faire un triple saut périlleux en l'air et disparaître dans ton propre cul". :eek:

[MJCfromCT]

"Essaye cette manoeuvre: Prendre 50-60 pas en arrière. Prendre plusieurs souffles profonds. Sprinter en avant à toute vitesse. Faire un triple saut périlleux en l'air et disparaître dans ton propre cul". :eek:

Ouch! :eek:

[j.m@talk]

I'm good at verbal Clog dancing

[Kandar]

It is considered the height of ignorance to converse openly in a language knowing that the majority cannot understand. :rolleyes:
IMO this should really be reserved for private messages.

[MJCfromCT]

It is considered the height of ignorance to converse openly in a language knowing that the majority cannot understand. :rolleyes:

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

:p

[j.m@talk]

It is considered the height of ignorance to converse openly in a language knowing that the majority cannot understand. :rolleyes:
IMO this should really be reserved for private messages.


You must be confusing me with somone that gives a toss :t

[Kandar]

Yes I know I can translate it but that’s not the point.

When I go to a curry house and the guys all start talking in their own language knowing that I can't understand their comments its no consolation to know that I can record them and translate it later is it?

[j.m@talk]

Sounds like paranoia to me :t

[Kandar]

You must be confusing me with somone that gives a toss :t

Funny that, I always had you down as a tosser :p :D

[j.m@talk]

Blech

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/258fcad97f.jpg

:t

[Kandar]

:D :t

[Kandar]

Swearing is part of the language as far as I am concerned. I swear when I feel it necessary, to emphasize a point. I don’t swear in general conversation and I don’t swear for the sake of swearing. It irritates me when I hear people that do insert unnecessary language into their sentences. However it is a fact that shouting “I’m ****ing annoyed” carries far more weight than simply saying “I’m annoyed”.

I don't think it’s the actual words that are offensive rather it’s more the way in which they are used.
For example:
I used to work with a Christian man who had replaced all his former swear words with non offensive words like “Shoot” instead of “s**t” because it was offensive to god and all that. This behavior is justified by many people but really its complete nonsense because even though he substituted the word, no one is under any illusions as to what he actually meant. Let’s not pretend that these people are any more clean and wholesome than I am.

You can call someone “friend” and it mean the exact opposite. Where I come form if someone calls you “friend” then your about to have 7 shades kicked out of you.

[porsch1909]

Two people can speak to each other in which ever language they please. if it is their conversation then you shouldn't listening anyway!

[tantone]

You can call someone “friend” and it mean the exact opposite. Where I come form if someone calls you “friend” then your about to have 7 shades kicked out of you.
Mexican ghetto?

[j.m@talk]

Now listen "Part" ;)

:t

[Kandar]

Two people can speak to each other in which ever language they please. if it is their conversation then you shouldn't listening anyway!

If it’s a private conversation then I agree wholeheartedly but when the conversation involves other people who can only speak one language then its ignorant to speak in another language to sellected people whilst still involved with the rest of the group.

[tantone]

Get over it.

[j.m@talk]

Too right :t



Kitty :rolleyes:


:-@


:t

[Kandar]

Get over it.
I am over it, moved on and all that. Just answering porsch1909

[mireland]

I like cake...I hate kangaroos... :rolleyes:

[j.m@talk]

You ever tried Kangaroo ?........... I had it in a Aussie Bar......... Kangaburger .......... Twas quite nice ............... fussy ferker you intcha :t

Kanga Cuts (http://www.aussiegamemeats.com.au/roomeat.htm)

[zybch]

You can call someone “friend” and it mean the exact opposite. Where I come form if someone calls you “friend” then your about to have 7 shades kicked out of you.

Seems you use the same justification that I do to explain why I don't have any friends :rolleyes:

[mireland]

I hate freakin cussers they **** me off... :D

[j.m@talk]

I hate freakin cussers they **** me off... :D

Ferkin right :t

[nadine]

Hello:I hope everybody who use Bad word should go emergency to hell
God is the greatest ...

[genesound]

So then, somebody uses a bad word and now it's your God given responsibility to wish them to hell?

Everybody wants to play God... Nobody wants to Be God.

:(

[ScaryBinary]

Hello:I hope everybody who use Bad word should go emergency to hell
God is the greatest ...

words is words. I don't see why saying "poop" would keep me out of hell, but saying "****", which is still "poop" when it comes down to , would put me on the first bus to Hellsville. In fact, it's all how you use it. If I say, "I need to sqaut on the toilet and take a big, steaming ****," then I have to admit that's a little vulgar and sort of uncalled for. But if I hit my thumb with a hammer and yell, "Holy **** that hurt!", clearly I'm not talking about anything fecal, but rather expressing some pain and/or surprise, which shouldn't really offend anyone.

And even if I substituted some lame schmooze word and said, "Holy Schamoley that hurt," the effect is hardly any different, and everyone knows what I really wanted to say anyway.

I'ts like people who say "gosh darnit" instead of "God d*****". If you believe in God, then you probably realize He knows what you're really thinking and it doesn't matter what you say anyway.

So, to sum up, I'm going to quote tantone here: "Get over it."

[fancyf]

So then, somebody uses a bad word and now it's your God given responsibility to wish them to hell?

Everybody wants to play God... Nobody wants to Be God.

:(it's called revolt...

[ukulele]

If you people would just start thinking like a sailor and quit getting offended you could stop wishing people would go to hell. Hey, you never know the Christians might even start getting along with the rest of the population and loving people instead instead of despising them for their vulgar upbringing. What the heck, you might even make Jesus happy for the first time since Christianity speared it's last infidel during the crusades. :rolleyes:

[genesound]

To be Christian is to minister and save souls, not wish them put in hell. She is very confused.

[mireland]

To be Christian is to minister and save souls, not wish them put them in hell. She is very confused.


yea, no shizz... :D

[ukulele]

To be Christian is to minister and save souls, not wish them put in hell. She is very confused.

That's a nice thought, but it went out of fashion when neo-christians discovered politics. :rolleyes:

[genesound]

Maybe so, but what's her excuse?

[MadPistol]

Who's the Brittney Spears lookalike? She's either excited to be speaking her love for the lord or she just got felt up by a priest. Not sure which one.


Haha! I know this is way off topic and an older post, but I actually think it's Hilary Duff. :t

[MadPistol]

Maybe so, but what's her excuse?

Good point. I don't think that's a christian viewpoint (don't you love religious deba... errrrr, discussions?)

And even if she is a christian, that's a bad way to view the world. Not everyone is good, but atleast be nice about it. saying that people that curse should go to hell is pretty harsh. It's an expression, and in truth, just spoken air that means nothing if you do it in china (hopefully somewhere that doesn't speak english). my point is that you need to be compassionate. I don't know what's going on in your life Passion, but you need to get your affairs in order, or you might be the one joining those "bad people" in hell. BTW, just because you curse doesn't mean you go to hell. :t

[genesound]

To be Christian is to minister and save souls, not wish them put in hell. She is very confused.

To make such a wish is heresy. Cussing is mild by comparrison :rolleyes:

[mireland]

To make such a wish is heresy. Cussing is mild by comparrison :rolleyes:


according to some religouns you can go to hell just by eating a cow..... :rolleyes:

[MadPistol]

according to some religouns you can go to hell just by eating a cow..... :rolleyes:

True, but if that were the case for Christianity, I would have been in hell about 10 years ago. :eek:

[genesound]

according to some religouns you can go to hell just by eating a cow..... :rolleyes:
specially a live one :p

[j.m@talk]

I'll take up Gods seat if he needs a break :D

:t



It would be quite fitting really if you think about it :cool:

[zybch]

Keeping it warm for him. Shouldn't be a problem coz you'll still be smoking from the fires of hell :eek:

[j.m@talk]

I get to use the Executive elevator :D

[mireland]

I think the lord has a special place in hell for Cussers

I love you too :eek:

[genesound]

Too late... that's where the lard came from :-@

[cwin]

Keeping it warm for him. Shouldn't be a problem coz you'll still be smoking from the fires of hell :eek:
It's called the "curry effect" ;)

[zybch]

The old 'Ring of Fire' eh?
I had that yesterday, but we all know that JM is the master.

[drewster]

To me there is a difference in 'cussing' and 'taking the lords name in vain'.
"****, that hurt" is different than that immortal line in the movie Blues Brothers Where John Beluchie says "Jesus god ******* Christ, I have seen the light" which is so much more offensive on many levels with out using one of the baddies.

[j.m@talk]

we all know that JM is the master.


Fanku Fans :t

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/af8318f820.jpg

[mireland]

Fanku Fans :t

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/af8318f820.jpg


yep..you're what we call an expert fisherman: A Master Baiter! :D

[zybch]

I think that if there is a god and it gets upset at someone using its name in vain, then it is a very insecure god and really not worth worshiping in the first place.

[cwin]

I think that if there is a god and it gets upset at someone using its name in vain, then it is a very insecure god and really not worth worshiping in the first place. I think the same thing about praying and sending non-believers to hell...

Why would a god be so insecure as to demand people devote so much time to worshipping him? If I was god i wouldn't give a ****. ;)

[zybch]

People who pray are just asking for trouble if there really is a god.
If there is a god, and it is both omnipresent and omnipotent (is everywhere and knows everything) then praying for a loved one to be healed would be a slap in the face to a god who has allready decided whether or not to do anything.
How dare someone pray to an all powerful god to try to get it to change its mind when its decision has allready been made (potentially thousands of years ago) without any input from you in the first place.

Example:

God Knows What Is Best
Of all the many courses of action or inaction, God knows which is best.
An all-knowing God knows everything.
No Human being can possibly change the facts: No Human can change the fact that God knows what course of action is best.
As God does what is best, then no Human can change the will of God.
If God wants to do something, God will do it.
If God doesn't want to do something, God won't do it.
An eternal being, all-powerful, and perfect, God knows what is best.

To pray for something to happen is to say to God that you know better than it!
It is to say that you do not agree with the course of events that God has laid out.
To pray for something is to go against God's will, to ask God to act at a time when God knows it is not the right time to act.
If it is right, God will have already planned to do it.
If it is wrong, God won't do it.
Your prayer will not change these facts.
To pray is to oppose God, to harass it, to make a statement that you think you know better!
To pray is insolent, ignorant, misguided, confused but most of all arrogant.

[j.m@talk]

@worst its (Praying) like crossing your fingers & hoping ......... Scheesh :rolleyes:

[zybch]

No, at worst, its basically saying:

"God, I don't think you know what you're doing. What are you, stupid or something?"

[zybch]

"The fact that a believer is happier than a sceptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality."

-- George Bernard Shaw, Preface to Androcles and the Lion

[cwin]

"The fact that a believer is happier than a sceptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality."

-- George Bernard Shaw, Preface to Androcles and the Lion
Zybch, I am your father. Believe in me.

[zybch]

There'd be more logic believing that than in some insecure god of whom theres no adequate proof.

Now, can I have my pocket money!

[cwin]

Now, can I have my pocket money! You must praise me first!

I actually said to everyone for a week that I was infact god, just to see what reactions I got. I got a load of ideas about how the universe was created and stuff like that (obviously including the "I can't defy physics in my own universe" stuff) and not many people could actually find a fault, simply because what I was saying was undisprovable as well as unprovable. Yet they still believe a really old book book over me....

If Jesus came back to earth and he really is the son of God... do you think anyone would believe him? There's just too many people who think they are Jesus.

[j.m@talk]

Wodda bout the ppl that are called Jesus ? Ummmmm ?

Heyzooce........ :t

[mireland]

I like cake...what does Jesus have to say about THAT! :rolleyes:

[cwin]

I like cake...what does Jesus have to say about THAT! :rolleyes:
Don't dwell on material goods. You don't like cake, you like the experience the cake gives you when it touches your mouth. Now think about how many other people would like to share that same experience. If someone had cake and wouldn't give you any cake, wouldn't you be upset?


Give me some cake
--

[drewster]

:D :r :D

[mireland]

--

Jesus..let me have pie! http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/temptation.gif

[cwin]

Jesus..let me have pie! http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/temptation.gif
This pie is symbollic. I chop it in half to illustrate the division between JM and Mireland. Now JM and Mireland each get their halves, and upon eating it they are destroying the divison and shall live in harmony together forever.

Eat the pie, and you gotta love JM.

In a.. brotherly sort of way...

[j.m@talk]

Eat the pie, and you gotta love JM.

In a.. brotherly sort of way...

http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/smileyhugR.gif http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/c017.gif

[mireland]

Eat the pie, and you gotta love JM.

In a.. brotherly sort of way...

dude, you're f'd! :D

[cwin]

dude, you're f'd! :D I'm just the translator! ;)

[mireland]

I'm just the translator! ;)


transmitting for God again are we????..................................someone fetch me a butterfly net! http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/emptyhead.gif

[ukulele]

Eat the pie, and you gotta love JM.

In a.. brotherly sort of way...

I have to agree but we can't let it get to his head. Eat worms JM. :r

[zybch]

Uke, your location doesn't take into account the slice of antarctica the US owns.

[j.m@talk]

Uke, your location doesn't take into account the slice of antarctica the US owns.

Choo onnabout bog breath ? :t

[mireland]

Choo onnabout bog breath ? :t

I'll second that... :confused:

[ukulele]

Uke, your location doesn't take into account the slice of antarctica the US owns.

So? Sue me. :p

[mireland]

So? Sue me. :p


who the hell is Sue? and does she like cake?http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/spamignore.gif

[j.m@talk]

maybe its Sew .......... As in Sewage :t

[zybch]

That'd explain hawaii.

[ukulele]

That'd explain hawaii.


Yep, it's a real hell hole here. You don't even want to fly over for a visit. :eek:

[j.m@talk]

They won't give Zib a passport ............ Well it would be tantermount to admitting liability fer im ............. Ferk that Cobba ;)

[ukulele]

They won't give Zib a passport ............ Well it would be tantermount to admitting liability fer im ............. Ferk that Cobba ;)

Well he certainly would trip all the usual profile alarms. He's the kind of guy that would try smuggling in an exploding jock strap then when he went to light the fuse he'd light the wrong one if ya know what I mean. :p

[herosrest]

So. " God has Special place for Cussers !!!!" - Where is it?

[zybch]

They won't give Zib a passport ............ Well it would be tantermount to admitting liability fer im ............. Ferk that Cobba ;)

What cho talkin' bout?

I got a Brittish passport.

[zybch]

So. " God has Special place for Cussers !!!!" - Where is it?

Its a dreadful place. The burning hot sun belts down all the time, it stinks of urine and burst colostomy bags, its filled with wizened old gargoyles and run by a twisted and corrupt crook.
The locals call it Florida.

[zybch]

I forgot to add that the dead walk the streets.

[j.m@talk]

What cho talkin' bout?

I got a Brittish passport.


That makes it easier to have it rescinded then .......... I need to make some calls :D

[zybch]

I got others too.