US woman who cut off man's weiner gets 8 yrs in jail

[j.m@talk]

HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas jury on Monday sentenced a woman who cut off her boyfriend's wang to eight years in prison.

Delmy Ruiz, 49, had testified that she sliced off Rene Aramando Nunez' kahoonah with a kitchen knife while he slept because she feared him after he raped her.

But prosecutors charged Ruiz was a jealous woman who took revenge because she believed Aramando was cheating on her.

The jury found her guilty of aggravated assault on Friday and came back on Monday for sentencing. She could have faced a maximum of 20 years in jail.

Ruiz will not be eligible for parole until she has served half her sentence and could be deported to El Salvador, her native country, after leaving jail, prosecutors said.

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[mireland]

YOU and your silly news... :eek:

[genesound]

They got one on us here guys... hard to cut off a hole :x

[mireland]

They got one on us here guys... hard to cut off a hole :x


well that's where the cork comes in handy... :x

[j.m@talk]

Quick Drying Cement :t

[mireland]

Quick Drying Cement :t


velcro! :r

[Strawbs]

Stitches [staples] & duct tape - leave the bush intact. :eek:

[leprechaun_40]

Could always make em flat chested too :eek:

[j.m@talk]

C4 :cool:

[mireland]

needle and thread...time for a little stitching me finks.. :r

[mireland]

superglue maybe?

[j.m@talk]

Sissor Jack :eek: ........... Wind............Windie....... woos :rolleyes:

[tantone]

And this thread is still open? The mods must be on vacation. ;)

[Shoreguy]

The closest we men could get is to strap a ball gag in their mouths....excuse me while I go put a steel jockstrap on before my fiance reads this...

[tantone]

Fiancee? One E is male, 2 E's is female. I doubt your fiance would dare, considering he might share the same fate. :D

[Shoreguy]

....yo momma is NOT a man...SHE says you're grounded.

[tantone]

:D :D

I probably should be grounded.

[jediburke]

Is there a recovery method for getting it chopped off??????????????
I don't think it's like a iguanas tail. :(

[genesound]

I don't think it's like a iguanas tail. :(Wow, that's amazing... what's that like? :x

[zybch]

He'll just do a john wayne bobbit and get a bigger schlong attached and appear in porno films to prove he can still do 'it'.

[j.m@talk]

....yo momma is NOT a man...

His momma prolly is ;)


:t

[willywonka]

He deserves it for raping her..
Harsh but ever...[and im a guy]
Dam sure he would rather be killed i would. :eek:

[mireland]

His momma prolly is ;)


:t


dear lord.. :rolleyes:

[zybch]

He deserves it for raping her..
Harsh but ever...[and im a guy]
Dam sure he would rather be killed i would. :eek:

For all we really know, she just got anoyed that he was screwing about behind her back and made up the rape allegation.
We all know that ever woman with the exception of Fancy and Swordfish are manipulative harpies :rolleyes:

[Strawbs]

..
We all know that ever woman with the exception of Fancy and Swordfish are manipulative harpies :rolleyes:that almost sounds like an attempt at diplomacy. :D

Get 'im girls! :r

[zybch]

I'm sure Fancy would agree with me wholeheartedly :p

[j.m@talk]

that almost sounds like an attempt at diplomacy. :D

Get 'im girls! :r

Sounds like a groveler.................. Shoot his harris :t

[zybch]

Nadine can be added to that list as well.

[Strawbs]

I did less cruisin' than him & still got a bruisin'!

He's askin' for it.

get 'im girls. :p

Oh! and my chopper will stay unchopped, thank you. :p

[fancyf]

I don't know zybch... I've yet to meet a man that was a real genuine man not hidden behind drugs, alcohol, abuse, violence, decadence or control.

What was that bumper sticker.. ah yea
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2002/111mrrite5em.gif

There's anger management therapy for ppl acting that way (there's jail too :rolleyes: )
Me I'd just leave... I'm not 18 anymore.

[zybch]

I don't know zybch... I've yet to meet a man that was a real genuine man not hidden behind drugs, alcohol, abuse, violence, decadence or control.

Happy to say I don't hide behind any of those things.

[fancyf]

:eek: ohh really... so what do you hide behind then? :r :p


... it's not true, I probably met 1 or 2 that made sense... hey... Staying single though seems like the best solution, imagine all the problem that it would prevent :eek: every ppl would stop complaining about their bf/gf; wife/husband; mistress/euh?

ish )-|

[mireland]

:eek: ohh really... so what do you hide behind then?


... it's not true, I probably met 1 or 2 that made sense... hey... Staying single though seems like the best solution, imagine all the problem that it would prevent :eek: every ppl would stop complaining about their bf/gf; wife/husband; mistress/euh?

ish )-|


why get married? WHY? WHY? WHY?....just live together and if yas get tired of each other then go about your seperate ways...marriag, what a crock! :mad:

[j.m@talk]

Yas gotta get married to get ya shirts Ironed & ya tea made ;)

Its hard to get good staff/women these days :D

:t

[mireland]

Yas gotta get married to get ya shirts Ironed & ya tea made ;)

Its hard to get good staff/women these days :D

:t


now I understand why you're not married... :D

[j.m@talk]

Nadine can be added to that list as well.

Nope she asks too many bloody silly questions )-|

[fancyf]

why get married? WHY? WHY? WHY?....just live together and if yas get tired of each other then go about your seperate ways...marriag, what a crock! :mad:CAUSE! CAUSE! CAUSE! :p

There comes a time when ppl are ready for something "meaningful" in their life, something more. When you're tired of the useless stuff... ya know? (hmm probably not :confused: )

Living together is OK when you feel it's the right person... or else you're just losing your time, energy and emotion on a empty relationship! :(

It's not getting married to anyone at all cost, for just any reason... but getting married to the right person... Yea...!

[mireland]

CAUSE! CAUSE! CAUSE! :p

There comes a time when ppl are ready for something "meaningful" in their life, something more. When you're tired of the useless stuff... ya know? (hmm probably not :confused: )

Living together is OK when you feel it's the right person... or else you're just losing your time, energy and emotion on a empty relationship! :(

It's not getting married to anyone at all cost, for just any reason... but getting married to the right person... Yea...!


then apparently there IS NO right person for me...so it's off to hooters-AGAIN-- me finks... :D

[Strawbs]

I'm all for marriage - but only once!

It shows a certain commitment that 99% of women require at some stage in life - no matter what they may say while you're cuddling as long term bf\gf.

IMO no woman feels complete without having been married at least once - whether it works or not is beside the point entirely.

Take it from a boyfriend of 18yrs, husband of 9yrs & brother to 6 women for 41yrs. :eek:

[j.m@talk]

Dude I bet yer lookin forward to your coffin so yas can get some peace ;)

[Strawbs]

Dude I bet yer lookin forward to your coffin so yas can get some peace ;)I'm gettin' burned when I'm dead! there'll be no wailing women at my graveside giving me grief after the fact. :x

[j.m@talk]

Prolly a prudent fing to do :t

[mireland]

I'm gettin' burned when I'm dead! there'll be no wailing women at my graveside giving me grief after the fact. :x


they'll just gather your ashes and yell at it... :D

[Strawbs]

they'll just gather your ashes and yell at it... :DHmmm! I'd better update my will to have them scattered from a plane over an active volcano or summink! always wanted to see Hawaii from the air. :)

[mireland]

:D Hmmm! I'd better update my will to have them scattered from a plane over an active volcano or summink! always wanted to see Hawaii from the air. :)


if you REALLY want to go, how about being put on the space shuttle when the next one blows up entering the atmosphere?

[zybch]

Marriage (in the legal sense) is for total suckers. Why else do more than 2/3 of marriages last less than 5 years. One of the two get suckered into a relationship where they have no idea of the consequences and probable failure of it.
Anyone getting married should HAVE to undergo a 6 month course or something and be forced to spend their every waking moment with their other half to see if they have what it takes to stick with each other and not go knife crazy.

[j.m@talk]

Marriage (in the legal sense) is for total suckers. Why else do more than 2/3 of marriages last less than 5 years. One of the two get suckered into a relationship where they have no idea of the consequences and probable failure of it.
Anyone getting married should HAVE to undergo a 6 month course or something and be forced to spend their every waking moment with their other half to see if they have what it takes to stick with each other and not go knife crazy.

How many time you been married then ? :t

[mireland]

Marriage (in the legal sense) is for total suckers. Why else do more than 2/3 of marriages last less than 5 years. One of the two get suckered into a relationship where they have no idea of the consequences and probable failure of it.
Anyone getting married should HAVE to undergo a 6 month course or something and be forced to spend their every waking moment with their other half to see if they have what it takes to stick with each other and not go knife crazy.

FINALLY we agree on something... :D

[zybch]

We've always agreed on the whole filthy morass of kids and marriage.
Perhaps we should get married...

[mireland]

We've always agreed on the whole filthy morass of kids and marriage.
Perhaps we should get married...


errr.... :eek:

[zybch]

You can wear the veil. I'll wear a paper bag.

At least it'd probably last longer than the majority of marriages these days.

[Strawbs]

Marriage (in the legal sense) is for total suckers. Why else do more than 2/3 of marriages last less than 5 years. One of the two get suckered into a relationship where they have no idea of the consequences and probable failure of it.
Anyone getting married should HAVE to undergo a 6 month course or something and be forced to spend their every waking moment with their other half to see if they have what it takes to stick with each other and not go knife crazy.You're not supposed to spend your every waking moment with your other half - it's not healthy! Absense makes the Heart grow fonder. :p

and there's a perfect partner for everyone - it's knowing who they are when you meet them that counts.

Maybe I should become a councillor! :)

[zybch]

No its not healthy, but a few days of constant 'togetherness' can be a really good indicator of whether you'll get along with the other person on a long term basis.

[werz]

I was married for 27 years, to a woman who never complained if we were broke, never asked for anything when we were loaded, was always happy to see me when I came home, whether from a few hours at work or away for a few weeks, she let me go out when ever I wanted to without arguing, what makes me sad is I never told her enough times how lucky I was to have married her.

[zybch]

You're realy showing your age :)
Now, 27 days is an achievement.