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Tony2005
06-28-2005, 08:01 PM
If you were trapped on an Island all by yourself and where aloud to take just 2 books what would they be?

Mine would be a

1) Giant Inflatble book
2) How to turn sand in to women

:D
zybch
06-28-2005, 08:26 PM
The bible (you need something to start your fire with)
A 'book' of matches (with which to light the fire)

In this way the bible might actually do some good for someone at last.
j.m@talk
06-28-2005, 08:29 PM
1.) How to make beer
2.) How to make pr0n mags :p
fancyf
06-28-2005, 08:35 PM
ahem < were allowed >

It would have to be: Laugh with John Candy ·rip, Eddie Murphy & John Ritter! ·rip *Extensive Collection
Learn to make music! out of coconut, seashell, & crabs! (http://img67.echo.cx/img67/8994/crab0so.gif) *Lyrics Included
:)
ScaryBinary
06-28-2005, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by fancyf
ahem < were allowed >

LOL

2 books....hmm....
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Be a Successful Residential Land Developer (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0071441719/qid=1120007828/sr=1-6/ref=sr_1_6/104-4232465-3688722?v=glance&s=books)
2,001 Winning Ads for Real Estate (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1887145044/qid=1120008009/sr=2-3/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_3/104-4232465-3688722)
[/list=1]
mireland
06-28-2005, 09:23 PM
1). "how to get off an deserted island"
2). "Final exit"



:eek:
mireland
06-28-2005, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by zybch
The bible (you need something to start your fire with)
A 'book' of matches (with which to light the fire)

In this way the bible might actually do some good for someone at last.

hee hee..that's just too true to be funny! :eek:
ScaryBinary
06-28-2005, 10:25 PM
I forgot about everyone's favorite, Knock Knock Jokes for Castaways.

Exceprts:

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam boat sank and now I'm stranded!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita way off this god-forsaken rock!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben stuck here for days!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body know how to start a fire?

...and one for the H4x0Rs...

Knock knock!
Who's there?
31337.
31337 who?
31337 my foot if I have to!



:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
I'm even annoying myself, now....
ukulele
06-28-2005, 10:57 PM
Bushcraft by Reeves


Kon-Tiki by Heyerdahl
mcool61
06-29-2005, 02:06 AM
Breakfast of champions by Kurt Vonnegut

Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury