Bovon
06-23-2005, 01:01 AM
Hell hath no fury..and all that rot! (http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/story.jsp?story=648741)
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mireland
06-23-2005, 08:09 AM
well women WILL do these things.. Personally I'd put HER up on Ebay! :D
fancyf
06-23-2005, 08:10 AM
Reading that makes me want to vomit... this guy needs help and shouldn't be married .
Selling (giving) his car was exagerated.... I'm sure being booted out of the house would
have made him understand even better!! :mad:
This world is MUBAR (messed up) :( :(
No wonder there's so many single ppl these days :rolleyes:
I'm a bit surprised to see this coming from you Bovon.
(here F@ncy,,, have a coffee )-|)
Selling (giving) his car was exagerated.... I'm sure being booted out of the house would
have made him understand even better!! :mad:
This world is MUBAR (messed up) :( :(
No wonder there's so many single ppl these days :rolleyes:
I'm a bit surprised to see this coming from you Bovon.
(here F@ncy,,, have a coffee )-|)
mireland
06-23-2005, 08:12 AM
Originally posted by fancyf
Reading that makes me want to vomit... this guy needs help and shouldn't be married .
Selling his car was exagerated.... I'm sure beeing booted out of the house would
have made him understand even better!! :mad:
This world is MUBAR (messed up) :( :(
No wonder there's so many single ppl these days :rolleyes:
I'm a bit surprised to see this coming from you Bovon.
(here F@ncy,,, have a coffee )-|)
this is why I'm afraid to get married..I'll make a joke one day and she'll take all my stuff..
Reading that makes me want to vomit... this guy needs help and shouldn't be married .
Selling his car was exagerated.... I'm sure beeing booted out of the house would
have made him understand even better!! :mad:
This world is MUBAR (messed up) :( :(
No wonder there's so many single ppl these days :rolleyes:
I'm a bit surprised to see this coming from you Bovon.
(here F@ncy,,, have a coffee )-|)
this is why I'm afraid to get married..I'll make a joke one day and she'll take all my stuff..
fancyf
06-23-2005, 08:20 AM
A JOKE ?
- flirting with the model
- told listeners that he fantasised about his wife's sister while he was having sex
- Mrs Shaw, then heavily pregnant, rang up tearfully to berate him, he broadcast their conversation (what?!)
- When he said he would leave me and the kids for Jodie Marsh, that was it for me
Those aren't jokes... He clearly wasn't suitable for marriage.
Yea maybe he thought marriage was a joke too (...)
He's sick!
During his career as a DJ he has forced pepper into his eyes, given his private parts an electric shock and bobbed for apples in his co-presenter's urine. All of it live on air.
pffffff
- flirting with the model
- told listeners that he fantasised about his wife's sister while he was having sex
- Mrs Shaw, then heavily pregnant, rang up tearfully to berate him, he broadcast their conversation (what?!)
- When he said he would leave me and the kids for Jodie Marsh, that was it for me
Those aren't jokes... He clearly wasn't suitable for marriage.
Yea maybe he thought marriage was a joke too (...)
He's sick!
During his career as a DJ he has forced pepper into his eyes, given his private parts an electric shock and bobbed for apples in his co-presenter's urine. All of it live on air.
pffffff
Baddog
06-23-2005, 09:14 AM
****No Comment***:D
DozerLYP
06-23-2005, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by fancyf
A JOKE ?
- flirting with the model
- told listeners that he fantasised about his wife's sister while he was having sex
- Mrs Shaw, then heavily pregnant, rang up tearfully to berate him, he broadcast their conversation (what?!)
- When he said he would leave me and the kids for Jodie Marsh, that was it for me
Those aren't jokes... He clearly wasn't suitable for marriage.
Yea maybe he thought marriage was a joke too (...)
He's sick!
pffffff
she needs to understand that this is part of he's job, talking S***, and if she can't deal with it, she should of not get involve with him. Howard Stern told 100s of girls that he would do them on top of he's wife. well she divorced him, but she dealt with it for a long time. this is part of the job, deal with it...:rolleyes:
I'm a strip club manager, and my girlfriend need to understand that, I'm not going to touch any of them girls, BUT they're always going to be naked girls rubbing on me (that's what they do) and this is part of the job. if she can't deal with it, she should of never get involve with me...
and for the rest of you who needs to buy something...
http://img129.echo.cx/img129/6628/sdrsftjhrwtg4mi.jpg
A JOKE ?
- flirting with the model
- told listeners that he fantasised about his wife's sister while he was having sex
- Mrs Shaw, then heavily pregnant, rang up tearfully to berate him, he broadcast their conversation (what?!)
- When he said he would leave me and the kids for Jodie Marsh, that was it for me
Those aren't jokes... He clearly wasn't suitable for marriage.
Yea maybe he thought marriage was a joke too (...)
He's sick!
pffffff
she needs to understand that this is part of he's job, talking S***, and if she can't deal with it, she should of not get involve with him. Howard Stern told 100s of girls that he would do them on top of he's wife. well she divorced him, but she dealt with it for a long time. this is part of the job, deal with it...:rolleyes:
I'm a strip club manager, and my girlfriend need to understand that, I'm not going to touch any of them girls, BUT they're always going to be naked girls rubbing on me (that's what they do) and this is part of the job. if she can't deal with it, she should of never get involve with me...
and for the rest of you who needs to buy something...
http://img129.echo.cx/img129/6628/sdrsftjhrwtg4mi.jpg
Tony2005
06-23-2005, 10:46 AM
I wish I put a bid in for the car
fancyf
06-23-2005, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by DozerLYP
she needs to understand that this is part of he's job, talking S***, and if she can't deal with it, she should of not get involve with him. Howard Stern told 100s of girls that he would do them on top of he's wife. well she divorced him, but she dealt with it for a long time. this is part of the job, deal with it...:rolleyes:
I'm a strip club manager, and my girlfriend need to understand that, I'm not going to touch any of them girls, BUT they're always going to be naked girls rubbing on me (that's what they do) and this is part of the job. if she can't deal with it, she should of never get involve with me...
Part of his job of being a messed up person? right...
Of course she has issues or else she wouldn't have chosen him but the fact still is he's sick... deal with it :rolleyes:
.. As for your job, pffff c'est rien à se vanter... ça vaut pas grand chose :r
:cool:
she needs to understand that this is part of he's job, talking S***, and if she can't deal with it, she should of not get involve with him. Howard Stern told 100s of girls that he would do them on top of he's wife. well she divorced him, but she dealt with it for a long time. this is part of the job, deal with it...:rolleyes:
I'm a strip club manager, and my girlfriend need to understand that, I'm not going to touch any of them girls, BUT they're always going to be naked girls rubbing on me (that's what they do) and this is part of the job. if she can't deal with it, she should of never get involve with me...
Part of his job of being a messed up person? right...
Of course she has issues or else she wouldn't have chosen him but the fact still is he's sick... deal with it :rolleyes:
.. As for your job, pffff c'est rien à se vanter... ça vaut pas grand chose :r
:cool:
tantone
06-23-2005, 01:15 PM
If ya can't say something nice, speak French! :D That's my motto anyway.
As for being afraid to get married, how lame. The most recent generations in the US have forgotten that you're supposed to actually get to know the person you marry PRIOR to marrying them, not after. They also don't realize that if you got married for the right reasons, you'll be more than willing to listen to your wifes/husbands wishes and thoughts and take them to heart.
If you ask me, both of those idiots in the article deserve to be stuck in a single's bar hell for eternity. Radio DJ's are known for antics for on-air ratings and they're called "bits." I know this and I'm not married to a DJ. She should have especially known this. Ignoring it and marrying the guy was stupid if she couldn't handle it. On the other side of the aisle, he should have been a bit more choosy as to his bride if it looked like she was going to be on his back about his job. Of course, he also owed it to his wife to respect her wishes, and she owed it to him to sit him down and talk to him about everything during non-work hours and in a private setting, not let it all stew until she sold his car.
As for being afraid to get married, how lame. The most recent generations in the US have forgotten that you're supposed to actually get to know the person you marry PRIOR to marrying them, not after. They also don't realize that if you got married for the right reasons, you'll be more than willing to listen to your wifes/husbands wishes and thoughts and take them to heart.
If you ask me, both of those idiots in the article deserve to be stuck in a single's bar hell for eternity. Radio DJ's are known for antics for on-air ratings and they're called "bits." I know this and I'm not married to a DJ. She should have especially known this. Ignoring it and marrying the guy was stupid if she couldn't handle it. On the other side of the aisle, he should have been a bit more choosy as to his bride if it looked like she was going to be on his back about his job. Of course, he also owed it to his wife to respect her wishes, and she owed it to him to sit him down and talk to him about everything during non-work hours and in a private setting, not let it all stew until she sold his car.
porsch1909
06-23-2005, 01:37 PM
bobbed for apples in his co-presenter's urine.
That is disgusting :(
That is disgusting :(
mireland
06-23-2005, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by fancyf
.. pffff c'est rien à se vanter... ça vaut pas grand chose :r
:cool:
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG LADY! :D
.. pffff c'est rien à se vanter... ça vaut pas grand chose :r
:cool:
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG LADY! :D
j.m@talk
06-23-2005, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by mireland
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG LADY! :D
Titter titter :p
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG LADY! :D
Titter titter :p
mireland
06-23-2005, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Titter titter :p
that's better :rolleyes:
Titter titter :p
that's better :rolleyes:
ukulele
06-23-2005, 07:14 PM
You tell them Fancy. It's morons and pigs like that that give men everywhere a bad name. He deserved what he got and more. He chose to be a clown for an easy job instead of real work. He makes her look like a cheap hussy for hanging around a moron like that.
j.m@talk
06-23-2005, 07:18 PM
Lick lick :rolleyes:
mireland
06-23-2005, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Lick lick :rolleyes:
and a couple of :-@ :-@ 's
Lick lick :rolleyes:
and a couple of :-@ :-@ 's
j.m@talk
06-23-2005, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by mireland
and a couple of :-@ :-@ 's
ooooer :p
Rimming innit ? :eek:
:t
and a couple of :-@ :-@ 's
ooooer :p
Rimming innit ? :eek:
:t
mireland
06-23-2005, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
ooooer :p
Rimming innit ? :eek:
:t
ok..settle down over there...:rolleyes:
ooooer :p
Rimming innit ? :eek:
:t
ok..settle down over there...:rolleyes:
fancyf
06-23-2005, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by mireland
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG LADY! :p I'd never take advantage of the situation to insult someone in french.. insults aren't as powerful as truths (anyways... Dozer will understand, yawn) and beside, I could (but wouldn't) insult ppl in english and they would never know..
~ iƒ you can't be nice, at least have the decency to be vague :-@
This subject clearly gets to me... and it's now socially acceptable to be lowlife :(
Armageddon will probably be less painful )-|
Cheers! :-@
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG LADY! :p I'd never take advantage of the situation to insult someone in french.. insults aren't as powerful as truths (anyways... Dozer will understand, yawn) and beside, I could (but wouldn't) insult ppl in english and they would never know..
~ iƒ you can't be nice, at least have the decency to be vague :-@
This subject clearly gets to me... and it's now socially acceptable to be lowlife :(
Armageddon will probably be less painful )-|
Cheers! :-@
j.m@talk
06-23-2005, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by mireland
ok..settle down over there...:rolleyes:
:eek:
ok..settle down over there...:rolleyes:
:eek:
mireland
06-23-2005, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by fancyf
:p I'd never take advantage of the situation to insult someone in french.. insults aren't as powerful as truths (anyways... Dozer will understand, yawn) and beside, I could (but wouldn't) insult ppl in english and they would never know..
~ iƒ you can't be nice, at least have the decency to be vague :-@
This subject clearly gets to me... and it's now socially acceptable to be lowlife :(
Armageddon will probably be less painful
Cheers! :-@
well if you need practice insulting people you can try on me..I'm used to girls yelling at me...:(
:p I'd never take advantage of the situation to insult someone in french.. insults aren't as powerful as truths (anyways... Dozer will understand, yawn) and beside, I could (but wouldn't) insult ppl in english and they would never know..
~ iƒ you can't be nice, at least have the decency to be vague :-@
This subject clearly gets to me... and it's now socially acceptable to be lowlife :(
Armageddon will probably be less painful
Cheers! :-@
well if you need practice insulting people you can try on me..I'm used to girls yelling at me...:(
j.m@talk
06-23-2005, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by mireland
well if you need practice insulting people you can try on me..I'm used to girls yelling at me...:(
Thats gotta be the daftest fing I've heared for a while :D
well if you need practice insulting people you can try on me..I'm used to girls yelling at me...:(
Thats gotta be the daftest fing I've heared for a while :D
ukulele
06-23-2005, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Lick lick :rolleyes:
It's not hard to figure out why you and Mireland are still single. :p
Lick lick :rolleyes:
It's not hard to figure out why you and Mireland are still single. :p
j.m@talk
06-23-2005, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by ukulele
It's not hard to figure out why you and Mireland are still single. :p
Hi hi hi ......... Cos its cheaper ;)
Go on tell me its not :rolleyes:
It's not hard to figure out why you and Mireland are still single. :p
Hi hi hi ......... Cos its cheaper ;)
Go on tell me its not :rolleyes:
mireland
06-23-2005, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by ukulele
It's not hard to figure out why you and Mireland are still single. :p
so are you available?? for JM I mean...http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/smiley_roll.gif
It's not hard to figure out why you and Mireland are still single. :p
so are you available?? for JM I mean...http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/smiley_roll.gif
ukulele
06-23-2005, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Hi hi hi ......... Cos its cheaper ;)
Go on tell me its not :rolleyes:
My wife works too, so I can't say that is true for me. You just don't know how to pick 'em. ;)
Hi hi hi ......... Cos its cheaper ;)
Go on tell me its not :rolleyes:
My wife works too, so I can't say that is true for me. You just don't know how to pick 'em. ;)
mireland
06-23-2005, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by ukulele
My wife works too, so I can't say that is true for me. You just don't know how to pick 'em. ;)
I'm lookin' for a women who don't want no STINKING FREAKING BRATTY kids! :mad:
My wife works too, so I can't say that is true for me. You just don't know how to pick 'em. ;)
I'm lookin' for a women who don't want no STINKING FREAKING BRATTY kids! :mad:
fancyf
06-23-2005, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by mireland
well if you need practice insulting people you can try on me..I'm used to girls yelling at me...:( Thanks for your offer but I'll pass :p
well if you need practice insulting people you can try on me..I'm used to girls yelling at me...:( Thanks for your offer but I'll pass :p
j.m@talk
06-23-2005, 07:59 PM
I'm honestly stuck now :(
I'd like to laze out in the sun all day ........ But I enjoy workin too :p
Dunno wadda say ........ Ummm
Well if it wasn't a money issue I'd like to work........ But should the situation be that she could make more quids by workin ....... I wouldn't have a problem with that ......
No pervy comments please :rolleyes:
Given a choice ........... No I wouldn't :t
I'd like to laze out in the sun all day ........ But I enjoy workin too :p
Dunno wadda say ........ Ummm
Well if it wasn't a money issue I'd like to work........ But should the situation be that she could make more quids by workin ....... I wouldn't have a problem with that ......
No pervy comments please :rolleyes:
Given a choice ........... No I wouldn't :t
mireland
06-23-2005, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by fancyf
Thanks for your offer but I'll pass :p
no, really..I could use the attention....LOL-just kidding..can go the the girly bar if I need "abuse" :D
Thanks for your offer but I'll pass :p
no, really..I could use the attention....LOL-just kidding..can go the the girly bar if I need "abuse" :D
DozerLYP
06-23-2005, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by fancyf
.. As for your job, pffff c'est rien à se vanter... ça vaut pas grand chose :r
:cool:
it's worth enough for me to do whatever i want. and live in the sunshine state and have a beautiful house, a beautiful truck, a beautiful girlfriend, with the 1.5 carat diamond ring i gave her just for the heck of it, and have plenty more $$$ to wast every weekend...:r :r
but she still need to understand, that this is my job, and deal with it...
BTW; i have to deal with her job too...:cool:
.. As for your job, pffff c'est rien à se vanter... ça vaut pas grand chose :r
:cool:
it's worth enough for me to do whatever i want. and live in the sunshine state and have a beautiful house, a beautiful truck, a beautiful girlfriend, with the 1.5 carat diamond ring i gave her just for the heck of it, and have plenty more $$$ to wast every weekend...:r :r
but she still need to understand, that this is my job, and deal with it...
BTW; i have to deal with her job too...:cool:
fancyf
06-23-2005, 11:39 PM
juste du superficiel.. ça vaut rien, zéro :t
genesound
06-24-2005, 01:39 AM
whew, I hope nobody minds if I just stay outa this one??? :D
mireland
06-24-2005, 08:11 AM
Originally posted by fancyf
juste du superficiel.. ça vaut rien, zéro :t
:eek:
juste du superficiel.. ça vaut rien, zéro :t
:eek:
DozerLYP
06-24-2005, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by fancyf
juste du superficiel.. ça vaut rien, zéro :t
to you it isn't. because you know you would not be able to deal with it. it's OK i understand, 95% of all woman could not deal with my job. but this is a choice i made, and i have to deal with the type of girls that would deal with me and my job, and that's just fine with me...:-@
juste du superficiel.. ça vaut rien, zéro :t
to you it isn't. because you know you would not be able to deal with it. it's OK i understand, 95% of all woman could not deal with my job. but this is a choice i made, and i have to deal with the type of girls that would deal with me and my job, and that's just fine with me...:-@
ukulele
06-24-2005, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by fancyf
juste du superficiel.. ça vaut rien, zéro :t
Du port dans tempete. ;)
juste du superficiel.. ça vaut rien, zéro :t
Du port dans tempete. ;)
mireland
06-24-2005, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by DozerLYP
to you it isn't. because you know you would not be able to deal with it. it's OK i understand, 95% of all woman could not deal with my job. but this is a choice i made, and i have to deal with the type of girls that would deal with me and my job, and that's just fine with me...:-@
with all the action YOU get..who cares what your girlfriend thinks????:D
to you it isn't. because you know you would not be able to deal with it. it's OK i understand, 95% of all woman could not deal with my job. but this is a choice i made, and i have to deal with the type of girls that would deal with me and my job, and that's just fine with me...:-@
with all the action YOU get..who cares what your girlfriend thinks????:D
Baddog
06-24-2005, 04:24 PM
News Flash! Man sells womans body parts on E-Bay for selling his car!
(No Mireland you cannot bid):D
(No Mireland you cannot bid):D
mireland
06-24-2005, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Baddog
News Flash! Man sells womans body parts on E-Bay for selling his car!
(No Mireland you cannot bid):D
parts is parts! :r :r
News Flash! Man sells womans body parts on E-Bay for selling his car!
(No Mireland you cannot bid):D
parts is parts! :r :r
Strawbs
06-24-2005, 04:45 PM
hey! keep it English please - I'm having trouble with babel fish here.
sacre bleu! :rolleyes:
sacre bleu! :rolleyes:
j.m@talk
06-24-2005, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Strawbs
sacre bleu! :rolleyes:
Yer Bloody WOT :p
sacre bleu! :rolleyes:
Yer Bloody WOT :p
mireland
06-24-2005, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Yer Bloody WOT :p
there's American..there is English..then there is whatever it is YOU speak...:D
Yer Bloody WOT :p
there's American..there is English..then there is whatever it is YOU speak...:D
Strawbs
06-24-2005, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Yer Bloody WOT :p It's pronounced: sacray blur!
I live a lot closer to France than you - I've been practising just in case they invaded through the tunnel one day - stands me in good stead for a job in the new parliament.
Yer Bloody WOT :p It's pronounced: sacray blur!
I live a lot closer to France than you - I've been practising just in case they invaded through the tunnel one day - stands me in good stead for a job in the new parliament.
j.m@talk
06-24-2005, 05:11 PM
You want me to rally the troops ?
I'll have a word wiv the Machester Crew & the Scouse Possy ......... We'll meet up @ the Ashford terminal ....... Then fall in at the Dover bulkhead, when the stink of garlic becomes overpowering we'll let em have it wiv the Flame thrower ....... Good enough ?
:t
I'll have a word wiv the Machester Crew & the Scouse Possy ......... We'll meet up @ the Ashford terminal ....... Then fall in at the Dover bulkhead, when the stink of garlic becomes overpowering we'll let em have it wiv the Flame thrower ....... Good enough ?
:t
Strawbs
06-24-2005, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
You want me to rally the troops ?
I'll have a word wiv the Machester Crew & the Scouse Possy ......... We'll meet up @ the Ashford terminal ....... Then fall in at the Dover bulkhead, when the stink of garlic becomes overpowering we'll let em have it wiv the Flame thrower ....... Good enough ?
:t If they all look like the Gallagher bros. you'll only need a few to convince them we're still cavemen! they'll be back-pedalling before they reach the white cliffs. :D
http://www.telestar.fr/tele/telestar.nsf/0/BFCE17BE4F28CCA7C1256D44004E4656/$file/liam-gallagher_dr_2.jpg
You want me to rally the troops ?
I'll have a word wiv the Machester Crew & the Scouse Possy ......... We'll meet up @ the Ashford terminal ....... Then fall in at the Dover bulkhead, when the stink of garlic becomes overpowering we'll let em have it wiv the Flame thrower ....... Good enough ?
:t If they all look like the Gallagher bros. you'll only need a few to convince them we're still cavemen! they'll be back-pedalling before they reach the white cliffs. :D
http://www.telestar.fr/tele/telestar.nsf/0/BFCE17BE4F28CCA7C1256D44004E4656/$file/liam-gallagher_dr_2.jpg
mireland
06-24-2005, 05:24 PM
egad! :(
j.m@talk
06-24-2005, 05:34 PM
Well in all fairness it was mainly the Manc crew that went down & kicked Galtieri's sweaty chuddies:p "Menéndez" was about as hard as Mireland ;)
:D
As the song goes:
Fray Bentos & cheap red wine is all they eat in the Argentine,
but after a scrap with the English Navy we sold em the Recapie for chips & gravy ;)
:r
:D
As the song goes:
Fray Bentos & cheap red wine is all they eat in the Argentine,
but after a scrap with the English Navy we sold em the Recapie for chips & gravy ;)
:r
mireland
06-24-2005, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Well in all fairness it was mainly the Manc crew that went down & kicked Galtieri's sweaty chuddies:p "Menéndez" was about as hard as Mireland ;) :r
cann it Tea boy! :rolleyes:
Well in all fairness it was mainly the Manc crew that went down & kicked Galtieri's sweaty chuddies:p "Menéndez" was about as hard as Mireland ;) :r
cann it Tea boy! :rolleyes:
ukulele
06-24-2005, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Well in all fairness it was mainly the Manc crew that went down & kicked Galtieri's sweaty chuddies:p "Menéndez" was about as hard as Mireland
:D
As the song goes:
Fray Bentos & cheap red wine is all they eat in the Argentine,
but after a scrap with the English Navy we sold em the Recapie for chips & gravy
:r
Chips and gravy? We have that too but we call it a runny nose. :D
Well in all fairness it was mainly the Manc crew that went down & kicked Galtieri's sweaty chuddies:p "Menéndez" was about as hard as Mireland
:D
As the song goes:
Fray Bentos & cheap red wine is all they eat in the Argentine,
but after a scrap with the English Navy we sold em the Recapie for chips & gravy
:r
Chips and gravy? We have that too but we call it a runny nose. :D
j.m@talk
06-24-2005, 05:57 PM
Full Rendition of the above ;)
Get at 'em.
There was a load bloody faries,
In Buenos bloody Aries,
With greasy hair and sweaty bums,
They'd never heard of Bonningtons,
It were a different culture and a different race,
No chippies in bloody place.
You can keep that poof Fartiles,
'Cos we're going to have your Malvines.
Hey up, hey up, hey up, hey up.
Well, they got us back son, without a doubt,
Time to sort them b@stards out,
Costa Mendes lives in fear
Of real men who can hold their beer.
Sing hey hey hey the lads are on their way,
With their bayonets and their tommy guns
And their bellies full of Bonningtons.
Hey up, hey up, hey up, hey up. Whoo!
Get in there my son, let's set up a couple of pubs.
Let the bitter flow, nuke 'em till they glow...
Hey up, hey up, hey up, hey up.
Fray Bentos and cheap red wine is all they eat in the Argentine,
But after a scrap with the English Navy,
They'll ask for the recipe for chips and gravy.
Sing hey, hey, hey, the lads are on their way,
With their bayonets and their tommy guns,
And their bellies full of Bonningtons.
(Repeat to end)
Pure Poetry :D
Get at 'em.
There was a load bloody faries,
In Buenos bloody Aries,
With greasy hair and sweaty bums,
They'd never heard of Bonningtons,
It were a different culture and a different race,
No chippies in bloody place.
You can keep that poof Fartiles,
'Cos we're going to have your Malvines.
Hey up, hey up, hey up, hey up.
Well, they got us back son, without a doubt,
Time to sort them b@stards out,
Costa Mendes lives in fear
Of real men who can hold their beer.
Sing hey hey hey the lads are on their way,
With their bayonets and their tommy guns
And their bellies full of Bonningtons.
Hey up, hey up, hey up, hey up. Whoo!
Get in there my son, let's set up a couple of pubs.
Let the bitter flow, nuke 'em till they glow...
Hey up, hey up, hey up, hey up.
Fray Bentos and cheap red wine is all they eat in the Argentine,
But after a scrap with the English Navy,
They'll ask for the recipe for chips and gravy.
Sing hey, hey, hey, the lads are on their way,
With their bayonets and their tommy guns,
And their bellies full of Bonningtons.
(Repeat to end)
Pure Poetry :D
mireland
06-24-2005, 06:05 PM
Pure Poetry
more like pure bollocks...:rolleyes:
:D
more like pure bollocks...:rolleyes:
:D
j.m@talk
06-24-2005, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by mireland
more like pure bollocks...:rolleyes:
Yours or a clean pair ? :D
more like pure bollocks...:rolleyes:
Yours or a clean pair ? :D
mireland
06-24-2005, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Yours or a clean pair ? :D
stow it crumpet muncher! :p
Yours or a clean pair ? :D
stow it crumpet muncher! :p
genesound
06-24-2005, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Yours or a clean pair ? :D LOL :D
Yours or a clean pair ? :D LOL :D
porsch1909
06-25-2005, 01:38 PM
Who's mamma? :confused:
mireland
06-25-2005, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by porsch1909
Who's mamma? :confused:
YO momma! :rolleyes:
Who's mamma? :confused:
YO momma! :rolleyes:
j.m@talk
06-25-2005, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by mireland
YO momma! :rolleyes:
I fink somone wrote a song bout that once :t
YO momma! :rolleyes:
I fink somone wrote a song bout that once :t
j.m@talk
06-25-2005, 05:31 PM
Harper valley PTA :D
:eek:
:t
:eek:
:t
Strawbs
06-25-2005, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Harper valley PTA...My sister used to love that record! :rolleyes:
OMG, I can here myself singing it now. :eek:
Harper valley PTA...My sister used to love that record! :rolleyes:
OMG, I can here myself singing it now. :eek:
j.m@talk
06-25-2005, 05:52 PM
Eyes glued on the boobies now :p
porsch1909
06-25-2005, 06:04 PM
PTA as in parent teacher assosiation :rolleyes:
j.m@talk
06-25-2005, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by porsch1909
PTA as in parent teacher assosiation :rolleyes:
Yes "Exactly" :t
You couldn't be more right if you tried :t
PTA as in parent teacher assosiation :rolleyes:
Yes "Exactly" :t
You couldn't be more right if you tried :t
mireland
06-25-2005, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by porsch1909
PTA as in parent teacher assosiation :rolleyes:
I thought it stood for: Pretty Things ***! :rolleyes:
PTA as in parent teacher assosiation :rolleyes:
I thought it stood for: Pretty Things ***! :rolleyes:
porsch1909
06-25-2005, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Yes "Exactly" :t
You couldn't be more right if you tried :t
P*ss take assosiation?? :p
Yes "Exactly" :t
You couldn't be more right if you tried :t
P*ss take assosiation?? :p
j.m@talk
06-25-2005, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by porsch1909
P*ss take assosiation?? :p
ASk yas dad bout the song "Harper Valley PTA" :)
He'll know :cool:
P*ss take assosiation?? :p
ASk yas dad bout the song "Harper Valley PTA" :)
He'll know :cool:
Baddog
06-29-2005, 04:26 PM
Deathbed Confession
Jake was dying.
His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by
his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.
Her praying roused him from his slumber; He looked up and his pale lips
began to move slightly. "Becky my darling" he whispered.
"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."
He was insistent "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something
that I must confess." There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping
Becky,
"Everything's all right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister,
your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
I know, sweetheart," whispered Becky, "let the poison work."
Jake was dying.
His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by
his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.
Her praying roused him from his slumber; He looked up and his pale lips
began to move slightly. "Becky my darling" he whispered.
"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."
He was insistent "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something
that I must confess." There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping
Becky,
"Everything's all right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister,
your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
I know, sweetheart," whispered Becky, "let the poison work."
mireland
06-29-2005, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by Baddog
Deathbed Confession
Jake was dying.
His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by
his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.
Her praying roused him from his slumber; He looked up and his pale lips
began to move slightly. "Becky my darling" he whispered.
"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."
He was insistent "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something
that I must confess." There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping
Becky,
"Everything's all right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister,
your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
I know, sweetheart," whispered Becky, "let the poison work."
:eek: :D
Deathbed Confession
Jake was dying.
His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by
his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.
Her praying roused him from his slumber; He looked up and his pale lips
began to move slightly. "Becky my darling" he whispered.
"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."
He was insistent "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something
that I must confess." There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping
Becky,
"Everything's all right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister,
your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
I know, sweetheart," whispered Becky, "let the poison work."
:eek: :D
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