New deadly terrorist cell found

[tantone]

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.


At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement._ He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.


"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said._ "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value._ They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.


"As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared.


When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.


"I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard._ Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding: "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line."


President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts off vertex."


Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my ellipse._ Here is one principle he is uncertain of: though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks."

[mireland]

Originally posted by tantone
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.


At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement._ He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.


"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said._ "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value._ They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.


"As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared.


When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.


"I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard._ Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding: "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line."


President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts off vertex."


Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my ellipse._ Here is one principle he is uncertain of: though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks."


I'd laugh..but this is how are government actually works...:(

[tantone]

Originally posted by mireland
I'd laugh..but this is how are government actually works...:( :rolleyes: Why don't you just emigrate to Canada...honestly. They don't have a sense of humor either.

[mireland]

Originally posted by tantone
:rolleyes: Why don't you just emigrate to Canada...honestly. They don't have a sense of humor either.

well???:rolleyes:

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by tantone
They don't have a sense of humor either.

Yo Momma :p

[porsch1909]

good find tanty ;)

[herosrest]

Were there ever wars between Canada and the US?

Oh, silly me. :rolleyes:

[zybch]

Originally posted by porsch1909
good find tanty ;)

Not really. I posted exactly the same thing over a year ago (21-Jan-2004).

http://www.sysopt.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=155021&highlight=algebra

[tantone]

I think some of us are just a bit lower on the chain of e-mail jokes.

Didn't mean to steal your thunder, from down under. :p

[zybch]

I just though I'd better keep our favourite fascist's head from expanding :)
I received it from a friend in Sydney and I've no idea where he got it from.

[tantone]

Originally posted by zybch
I just though I'd better keep our favourite fascist's head from expanding :)
I received it from a friend in Sydney and I've no idea where he got it from. If I'm a fascist, you're a communist :)

[DozerLYP]

Originally posted by zybch
Not really. I posted exactly the same thing over a year ago (21-Jan-2004).

http://www.sysopt.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=155021&highlight=algebra

well we can see that lando hasn't change he's point of view...:D

[zybch]

Originally posted by tantone
If I'm a fascist, you're a communist :)

Socialist actually.

[mireland]

Originally posted by DozerLYP
well we can see that lando hasn't change he's point of view...:D

you've got to admire me for sticking to my guns...:rolleyes:

[zybch]

Inflexability isn't something to aspire to.

[tantone]

Originally posted by mireland
you've got to admire me for sticking to my guns...:rolleyes: I just plain ol' admire you, sir. :t

[j.m@talk]

Waste of admiration if ya ask me :D

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
Waste of admiration if ya ask me :D

not sure which one I like most the sarcasm(tantone) or the wise ****(JM)...:rolleyes:

[j.m@talk]

:-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@

[tantone]

Originally posted by mireland
not sure which one I like most the sarcasm(tantone) or the wise ****(JM)...:rolleyes: I predict lando goes for what's behind curtain #3.

[mireland]

Originally posted by tantone
I predict lando goes for what's behind curtain #3.

I like cake:p

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by tantone
I predict lando goes for what's behind curtain #3.

Now ya've confoosed im' :D

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by mireland
I like cake:p

See :rolleyes:

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
See :rolleyes:

shut up! :D

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by mireland
shut up! :D

Ok Chumly Warner ........... Don't get your lingerie in a pickkle/panties in a bunch :p

Pimms anyone ?......... Must be time for a snifter before afternoon tiffin :t

[herosrest]

http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-tif1.htm

[j.m@talk]

Iv'e been watching "It ain't half hot mum" again :D