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j.m@talk
05-17-2005, 08:11 PM
Someone talk to my homones or what ever will yas ...........

I used to shave every 3 days :t No foam no water no nuffink ....... Just my face & a blade :eek:

In the past 6 months tis has got worse & now at the age of 39 I have to shave once a day :(

No more getting away wiv out cutting myself (Without soapy stuff)...... My growth is gettin hard (well harder than me ;) )

Fedup .............. Dang right I am...........

I'm gonna grow a beard in protest :D

porsch1909
05-17-2005, 08:31 PM
Send us a pic when u do......


I've never been able to shave without foam :(

FrnchDp
05-17-2005, 08:32 PM
uh.. I've had to shave everyday since I first started.. dont tell me i'm gonna have to shave 3 times a day when I get to 40...

mireland
05-17-2005, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Someone talk to my homones or what ever will yas ...........

I used to shave every 3 days :t No foam no water no nuffink ....... Just my face & a blade :eek:

In the past 6 months tis has got worse & now at the age of 39 I have to shave once a day

No more getting away wiv out cutting myself (Without soapy stuff)...... My growth is gettin hard (well harder than me ;) )

Fedup .............. Dang right I am...........

I'm gonna grow a beard in protest :D

finally turning into a MAN huh? :D

j.m@talk
05-17-2005, 08:40 PM
Dunno I'm not 40 yet :p

But yas gotta teach yas face dry shaving ......... Its a trickky one

I guess its how thick yas facial hair is ........ I'm light coloured ..... Well my hair is ............ My skin is typically brittish :rolleyes: But its a case of .... give it a lil sun & my skin reacts really well :) Browns up a treat :t then after a month or two it like sucks in lotion, but doesn't burn :) Its odd........ But it does take a lil while to make it do that tho

j.m@talk
05-17-2005, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by mireland
finally turning into a MAN huh? :D


Shaddap! You hairy un-cooth American :-@

porsch1909
05-17-2005, 08:42 PM
Birth of the meterosexual....

j.m@talk
05-17-2005, 08:49 PM
Prolly :p

mireland
05-17-2005, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Shaddap! You hairy un-cooth American :-@

look, I've been capable of growing a beard since 30! LMAO! :p

j.m@talk
05-17-2005, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by mireland
look, I've been capable of growing a beard since 30! LMAO! :p

I'm talkin on yas face :rolleyes:

mireland
05-17-2005, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
I'm talkin on yas face :rolleyes:

ohhhh.....:rolleyes:






your momma! :D

j.m@talk
05-17-2005, 09:25 PM
Yas seen pikkies :t

Prushka
05-18-2005, 01:21 AM
I say go for it, try out the beard...although it has a tendency to make one's face appear a bit wider.

I've got this beard because it covers a nasty scar from my rectless youth.
My roomy kindly tells me that I look like a serial killer or a street bum with my shoulder length hair I just trimmed today...she's so sweet :( Not worth retaliating...it ain't coming off...either

j.m@talk
05-18-2005, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by Prushka
serial killer

:p


Thats me :D

Prushka
05-18-2005, 02:09 AM
with or without the beard and hair

zybch
05-18-2005, 02:36 AM
Depending on where the hair is he might also be on the sex offenders list.

I'm a serial killer of several things, but not any human yet. I'm just waiting for the right moment, biding my time.

leprechaun_40
05-18-2005, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Someone talk to my homones or what ever will yas ...........

I used to shave every 3 days :t No foam no water no nuffink ....... Just my face & a blade :eek:

In the past 6 months tis has got worse & now at the age of 39 I have to shave once a day :(

No more getting away wiv out cutting myself (Without soapy stuff)...... My growth is gettin hard (well harder than me ;) )

Fedup .............. Dang right I am...........

I'm gonna grow a beard in protest :D

I have been shaving daily since I was 14,, had to shave twice a day in the navy to pass muster. I have had a full beard since I was 25 cuz I hate shaving,, so,, I don't wanna hear any beotchin from yas any more, youngun. BTW,, I'll be 48 this year,

porsch1909
05-18-2005, 06:27 PM
WE know u have a beard from the avatar ;)

zybch
05-18-2005, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by leprechaun_40
BTW,, I'll be 48 this year,

I think I speak for everyone when I say you have our pity and condolences.
Perhaps we can all chip in and get you a razor for your b/day.

leprechaun_40
05-19-2005, 04:03 PM
LOL,, I don't want a razor,, I hate shaving,,LOL:D

leprechaun_40
05-19-2005, 04:05 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/gargoyle1/DSCF0075.jpg

Porsh,,I have a beard in real life too!:D

porsch1909
05-19-2005, 04:26 PM
Now that is what a guy should wear....nice and breazy...:p

zybch
05-19-2005, 07:14 PM
Unless its a bit gusty.
I couldn't find a pic of Groundskeeper Willy with his Kilt up :(

porsch1909
05-19-2005, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by zybch
Unless its a bit gusty.
I couldn't find a pic of Groundskeeper Willy with his Kilt up :(

try under your pillow :p


Just kidding ;)

leprechaun_40
05-19-2005, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by porsch1909
Now that is what a guy should wear....nice and breazy...:p

You betcha:D

mireland
05-19-2005, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by leprechaun_40
You betcha:D

I hate to ask if yas wearing anything underneath...:eek:

zybch
05-19-2005, 08:15 PM
Shoes.

leprechaun_40
05-19-2005, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by mireland
I hate to ask if yas wearing anything underneath...:eek: I was wearing what I was born with:D This is my wedding piccy:D

mireland
05-19-2005, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by leprechaun_40
I was wearing what I was born with:D This is my wedding piccy:D

yea, I KNEW I hated to ask....:p

leprechaun_40
05-19-2005, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by mireland
yea, I KNEW I hated to ask....:p
But ya did it anyhow:r

j.m@talk
05-19-2005, 10:34 PM
http://www.aufa29.dsl.pipex.com/raiodosputos.jpg

mireland
05-19-2005, 10:47 PM
:D

leprechaun_40
05-20-2005, 10:22 AM
Pervs!;)

Prushka
05-21-2005, 03:45 PM
Took a moment for JM's pic to show up...thought maybe it had been skirted

Billforce
05-21-2005, 04:14 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by j.m@talk
[B]Dunno I'm not 40 yet :p

But yas gotta teach yas face dry shaving ......... Its a trickky one

You might try puttin a dab of whipped cream on yer (AHEM) beard and let yer CAT lick it off. Prolly get rid of the offending whiskers that way.

zybch
05-21-2005, 07:00 PM
The whipped cream would go well with the pole
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