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j.m@talk
04-11-2005, 01:14 PM
CANBERRA (Reuters) - Australians in the country's Northern Territory should start smashing cane toads to death with golf clubs and cricket bats in a bid to stop the spread of the toxic creatures, a government politician urged Monday.

David Tollner, the member for the Northern Territory seat of Solomon, said the cane toads -- which have highly poisonous sacs behind their head that quickly kill native animals that prey on them -- should be eradicated by "any means possible."

Australia has for decades fought unsuccessfully to stop the spread of cane toads, imported from Hawaii in 1935 in a failed attempt to combat greyback beetles which were threatening the country's tropical northern sugar cane fields.

"(When I was a child) we hit them with cricket bats, golf clubs and the like. Things were a bit different, most kids had a slug gun or an air rifle and we would get stuck into them with that sort of thing as well," Tollner told Australian radio.

"If people could be encouraged to do it rather than discouraged the better the chance will be of stopping the cane toads arriving in Darwin and other parts of northern Australia."

Cane toads, which now number in their millions, are so toxic that crocodiles, death adder snakes and wild dingo dogs can die of cardiac arrest within 15 minutes of eating a toad.

Australia's cane toad population now spreads west from the northeast coastal sugar cane fields into the fragile wetlands of Kakadu National Park in the Northern Territory and are steadily marching toward the territory's tropical capital city of Darwin.

Animal welfare groups discouraged people from taking up Tollner's call to arms, saying freezing the animals to death was more humane.

"We don't want children picking up their golf club or their cricket bat in the backyard and having a go at any animal," a spokeswoman for the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) told Australian radio.

Female cane toads can lay 8,000 to 35,000 eggs at a time and may produce two clutches a year. The toads reach maturity within a year and have a life span of at least five years.

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werz
04-11-2005, 04:32 PM
One animals poison, is another's psychedelic.

leprechaun_40
04-11-2005, 05:18 PM
I bet they just explode when ya hit em with a .22 hollow point:r

tantone
04-11-2005, 05:38 PM
I wonder what the Darwinian genius is behind an animal who only kills you AFTER it's already been eaten? It's no deterrent. And a badly-shaken but still-alive croc can't go back to warn the others to prevent the other frogs from being eaten since it's dead too.

Do they spit or something too?

zybch
04-11-2005, 07:01 PM
Good for the species as a whole though.

zybch
04-11-2005, 07:19 PM
For those not familiar with aust, this is how far they have spread:
http://users.bigpond.net.au/canetoadinfo/qwerty7.gif
1990

http://users.bigpond.net.au/canetoadinfo/qwerty6.gif
Now

Thats an awfuly large area and a very rapid spread.
Licking cane toads aparently just makes you sick. No psychedelic effects at all :(

j.m@talk
04-11-2005, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by zybch

Licking cane toads aparently just makes you sick.

& kitty ? :p

zybch
04-11-2005, 07:22 PM
Not sure how to respond to that. I'd probably get banned.

mireland
04-11-2005, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
& kitty ? :p


jeebers! :eek:

j.m@talk
04-11-2005, 07:35 PM
I lick my kittys ears :)

mireland
04-11-2005, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
I lick my kittys ears :)

haven't heard an update from yer kitty(yes I know that's YOU typing and not the **** cat)...so wasssup? :cool:

tantone
04-11-2005, 07:37 PM
:confused:

j.m@talk
04-11-2005, 07:41 PM
Spongey has a cut on her face ......... From one of the other cats :(

They lost her blood specimen

Err & she's stopped cleaning herself

So I bath her :p

She comes in the bath with me :-@

Quite enjoys being hair dryered :D

zybch
04-11-2005, 07:46 PM
That'd just freak out my cats.

leprechaun_40
04-11-2005, 07:52 PM
That cat has to have some brain damage to enjoy that, mine would freak at at the bath part, much less the blow dry. They don't even like the vacuum.:eek:

j.m@talk
04-11-2005, 07:53 PM
Well it did her at first ................ But I'm her Daddy & she trusts me :)

Enough to let me include her in bath time :cool:

She jumps in now ............ No askin nuffing :rolleyes:

Freakin cheak :D


:t

tantone
04-11-2005, 07:58 PM
By "bath" I presume you mean shower. I got to wondering if the cat swam!

j.m@talk
04-11-2005, 08:04 PM
No BATH

& yeah she can swim :)

loves it ............. Except the foam ........... She has problems getting thro' it :p

zybch
04-11-2005, 08:23 PM
A client I make a house cll to every 6 months or so has a cat that jumps into the shower with him every morning. Because its a long haired thing it then needs to spend an hour or so in front of the heater to dry off :)

j.m@talk
04-11-2005, 08:27 PM
Spongerelli is just a perve :(

Claws in the nuts ............ Just aint funny :rolleyes:

I'll get you some; delicately placed with foam pikkis :t

mireland
04-11-2005, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Spongerelli is just a perve :(

Claws in the nuts ............ Just aint funny :rolleyes:


:eek:

j.m@talk
04-11-2005, 08:28 PM
Claws in the G'nads hurt :t

mireland
04-11-2005, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Claws in the G'nads hurt :t


so does a tennis ball going 100 mph! :eek:

j.m@talk
04-11-2005, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by mireland
so does a tennis ball going 100 mph! :eek:


Mines a none Tennis kittty :p

mireland
04-11-2005, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Mines a none Tennis kittty :p


could always make tennis strings after she's done...:D

j.m@talk
04-11-2005, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by mireland
could always make tennis strings after she's done...:D

lliw uoy tsuj kcuf ffo :t

Someone Stupid
04-11-2005, 09:11 PM
someone's bypassing the filter :)

j.m@talk
04-11-2005, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Someone Stupid
someone's bypassing the filter :)

:rolleyes:

mireland
04-11-2005, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
lliw uoy tsuj kcuf ffo :t


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j.m@talk
04-11-2005, 09:26 PM
http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/pancakes.gif

mireland
04-11-2005, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/pancakes.gif

http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/barbell44.gif

zybch
04-11-2005, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Spongerelli is just a perve :(

Claws in the nuts ............ Just aint funny :rolleyes:

I'll get you some; delicately placed with foam pikkis :t

DON'T. Just don't, okay!

leprechaun_40
04-12-2005, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Spongerelli is just a perve :(

Claws in the nuts ............ Just aint funny :rolleyes:

I'll get you some; delicately placed with foam pikkis :t

No,, really,, I don't think I could handle that:eek: