SUCKER BUNGED UP NOSE

[j.m@talk]

A leech slithered up the nose of a woman and stayed there for four weeks.
The blood-sucking creature managed to get into the hiker's nostril while she washed her face in a stream.
But the hapless host did not realise anything was wrong for two weeks until she felt something moving.
After seeking medical help, doctors in Hong Kong made several attempts to remove the insect invader.
First her family doctor tried to remove it but failed because the woman had a nosebleed.
A second attempt in hospital was also unsuccessful as the leech retracted into her nose.
Doctors finally removed it two weeks later by anaesthetising the two-inch bloodsucker with a nasal spray.
"After two minutes, the leech slowly moved out of the sinus and was retrieved with forceps," the Hong Kong Medical Journal said.
"This form of leech infestation has not been previously reported."
The woman could have suffocated if the leech had attached itself to her larynx, doctors said.

:eek:

[mireland]

what can I say...that sucks! :x

[j.m@talk]

Wodda Dufus :rolleyes:

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
Wodda Dufus :rolleyes:

stuff it, teapot! :mad:



:p

[ShadeZeRO]

Originally posted by mireland
what can I say...that sucks! :x

ya beat me to that one lol :p

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by ShadeZeRO
ya beat me to that one lol :p

Booger :rolleyes:

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
Booger :rolleyes:


:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[j.m@talk]

Sniff my bottom burp :p

[leprechaun_40]

That's disgusting, so's the bit about the leech:t

[j.m@talk]

:r :r :r :r :r

Eat my shortz

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
:r :r :r

Eat my shortz


How about I go over there and trample yer lawn! !!!!:D

[j.m@talk]

:eek:

[leprechaun_40]

And I'll drive on yer lawn and do a few cookies:t

[j.m@talk]

Yall get yas Hiney kicked :mad:

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
Yall get yas Hiney kicked :mad:

:D

[Rabbitrunner51]

You guys are halarious...

loved the booger thing.

Imagine thinking you had this big loogy stuck up your nose and when you go to the doctor it turns out to be a big ole Leech?? Thats pretty funny and at the same time amazing.

HEADLINE: LADY SUCCOMBS ALIEN BOOGER INFESTATION...DOCTORS COME TO RESCUE
;)

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by Rabbitrunner51
You guys are halarious...

LADY SUCCOMBS ALIEN BOOGER INFESTATION...DOCTORS COME TO RESCUE

Porno flick :cool:

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
Porno flick :cool:

:rolleyes:

[j.m@talk]

http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/pancakes.gif

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/pancakes.gif

you been eatin' paint chips again?
:D

[j.m@talk]

arf arf :p

[Rabbitrunner51]

Needs to watch what he spreads between those buns....YUCK!:eek:

[leprechaun_40]

I'm thinking a big ole mud bogger would mess up yer yard real good, and the queens too,, vrooooom vrooooom:eek: :D

[zybch]

Its bollocks that this hasn't been seen before.
A BBC documentary (Body Snatchers) about parasites showed this happening to several people.
Certainly not plesant, but not unique either.

[mireland]

Originally posted by Rabbitrunner51
Needs to watch what he spreads between those buns....YUCK!:eek:

that sounded REALLY pervy! :r

[zybch]

Are we talking about michael jackson again?

[mireland]

Originally posted by zybch
Are we talking about michael jackson again?


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