Wow

[Tyler Durden]

Never saw this coming. Hopefully a pratical joke.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1499613/04052005/tool.jhtml?headlines=true

[mireland]

he needs to find SOMETHING me finks...:rolleyes:

[j.m@talk]

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/t/Tool/sq_maynard_constantine_0502.jpg



Barf :t

[drewster]

But given their timing (one dated March 31, the other April 1), both posts were dismissed as April Fools' pranks, leaving fans wondering whether Keenan and the rest of Tool were just having a little fun with everyone.


I hope this is the truth

[j.m@talk]

:t

[DozerLYP]

Tool's Maynard James Keenan Says He's Found Jesus

this is what happen when you go to rehab...http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/insdlh.gif

[Prushka]

A nasty case of the DT's might getcha there :x

[werz]

He has 3 choices, 1, be addicted to drugs for years to come, 2, commit suicide or 3, accept a higher power to take over his life and let himself be brainwashed into believing there really is a god who will think for him, and give him the power to control the downward spiral his life was in, many of the more braindamaged join the hari krishnas or some other cult, it keeps them out of mental hospitals and rehab clinics, so its a good thing, but in reality its himself that is doing it and he doesnt have faith in himself to believe it, because he believes he has no control over his actions,
if it works for him and he cleans up his life, then good luck to him and his imaginary god.

[leprechaun_40]

He should take choice number 2:r

[tantone]

Now now. Be nice. At least let him get high first.

The name of their band says it all.

[leprechaun_40]

I am being nice:D

[Tyler Durden]

I read up and found out they do this stuff around april fools day every year. A couple years ago they releashed wierd song names.

Like jesus bunny.

Maynard always says question what your told.

I think he also poking fun at the guy from korn.

[crapyking]

I think MTV is right up there w/ upn9 & BET - nothing socially redeming or worth watching. Unfortunately my children (13 & 15) live w/ there mom & watch the **** all the time. Music is music but some of the messages from video's are terrable not to mention the surreal life & various programing. Although..... I got to say those idiots in jackass are funny.:(

[Tyler Durden]

Originally posted by crapyking
I think MTV is right up there w/ upn9 & BET - nothing socially redeming or worth watching. Unfortunately my children (13 & 15) live w/ there mom & watch the **** all the time. Music is music but some of the messages from video's are terrable not to mention the surreal life & various programing. Although..... I got to say those idiots in jackass are funny.:(

The post was not about mtv at all. It was about Maynard leaving tool because he found jesus. Mtv is pretty worthless and doesnt have much to offer. Mtv 2 has one show that makes me giggle..




























Wonder Showzen
That was the surprise

[genesound]

Originally posted by DozerLYP
this is what happen when you go to rehab...http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/insdlh.gif LOL ... nah you'll just turn into me or some other variation of a longstanding member here :D

Don't worry, it's not catching unless you have a use for it ;)

I got yer tool right here :p

[genesound]

Originally posted by Tyler Durden
The post was not about mtv at all. It was about Maynard leaving tool because he found jesus. Mtv is pretty worthless and doesnt have much to offer. Mtv 2 has one show that makes me giggle..


























Wonder Showzen
That was the surprise I happen to like Punk'd... but that's just me:D
BTW check the credits :x

[Tyler Durden]

Good news, April fools fans. The writing and recording is back under way. When approached for comment on his recent encounter with the Son of God, Maynard said, "That guy's a punk!"
As it turns out, Maynard was out "location scouting" near the Fourth Street bridge in downtown Los Angeles when he "found Jesus."
"Turns out he was here the whole time, and not that difficult to find if you know where to look," Maynard reported. Apparently Jesus offered him the position of campaign manager for his new line of "Holier Than Thou" sparkling holy water, which Maynard of course accepted. What wasn't obvious was that this guy is a total drunk. It's an occupational hazard. Every time our Lord goes to get a glass of water, it transforms into a generic grocery store Merlot. Because the alcoholic is the Son of God and an all-knowing being, he knew of Maynard’s extensive interest in collecting wine. So he went to work trying to get his lips on it. Maynard caught J.C. in his cellar transforming his precious wine collection into urine, then pissing it into the empty "sparkling holy water" bottles for the eventual sale to all those people who bought, read, and embraced "The Celestine Prophesy." Tragic.
"Truth be told," Maynard confessed, "I wasn't feeling top notch when I found him. The evening prior to the day in question I had over-indulged in a series of bad Molotov shrimp cocktails with a side of Makers Mark and twin strippers. So after an entire night of G.I. Blowouts, hot/cold sweats, and blurred vision, it's very possible that the guy I met wasn't even Jesus at all. For all I know, it was Willem Dafoe."

[genesound]

:D