All hail the Queen!!! [Archive]

zybch

03-21-2005, 06:23 PM

The original Queen Elizabeth's husband was called Price Consort, not King.
Thats probably what will happen here.

Edit:
I just read the article in full and it says the bit about te 'consort' title.
Since Its been done before with Lizzy 1's hubby, the constitution won't have to be changed.

Johnny Fist

03-21-2005, 06:24 PM

Who cares?

mireland

03-21-2005, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by Bovon
Queen Camilla (http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/03/21/britain.wedding.ap/index.html)

I've seen better looking things on the bottom of my SHOE! :eek:

j.m@talk

03-21-2005, 06:31 PM

I recon we should band together & beat him to death wiv rocks...... Just to be on the safe side :t

Johnny Fist

03-21-2005, 06:44 PM

Why? Who cares?

j.m@talk

03-21-2005, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by Johnny Fist
Why? Who cares?

I can see the vast majority of the UK being really happy to see Orse Face on a throne :rolleyes:

Johnny Fist

03-21-2005, 06:48 PM

Who cares?

j.m@talk

03-21-2005, 06:50 PM

http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/yawn.gif :rolleyes:

mireland

03-21-2005, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by Johnny Fist
Who cares?

ALL HAIL THE PICKLE...:rolleyes:

leprechaun_40

03-21-2005, 07:06 PM

Respect the pickle;)

Johnny Fist

03-21-2005, 07:42 PM

You guys are finally starting to fall into line.

j.m@talk

03-21-2005, 07:45 PM

Yo's messin' wiv my Mojo :(

mireland

03-21-2005, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by Johnny Fist
You guys are finally starting to fall into line.

I was just kiddin about the pickle thing..personally I think they should be obliterted..them and onions...:mad:

j.m@talk

03-21-2005, 08:23 PM

Originally posted by mireland
I was just kiddin about the pickle thing..personally I think they should be obliterted..them and onions...:mad:

Kitty :rolleyes:

Ya tried these ? (http://www.pepperami.co.uk/) Now thems eatin' :D

http://www.loosemoose.net/images/pepperami_vidpreview.jpg

:t

j.m@talk

03-21-2005, 08:45 PM

A Couple More Commercials for yas

#1 (http://www.mopsnet.com/images/pepperamicheese1997.rm.ram)

#2 (http://www.mopsnet.com/images/pepperami1996.rm.ram)

Real Media Player fingi required :p

mireland

03-21-2005, 08:53 PM

j.m@talk

03-21-2005, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by mireland
:rolleyes:

Sup wiv ya ? :p

leprechaun_40

03-21-2005, 08:57 PM

Ahhhhhhhhh,, put a pickle in it:r

mireland

03-21-2005, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by j.m@talk
Sup wiv ya ? :p

nothin' long as ya hold the pickles and onions...:D

j.m@talk

03-21-2005, 08:59 PM

I don't fink its got that innit ....... Summink like 95% meat :p ............ They repeat like anyfing tho :( If yas eats more than one they burn all the way in & they burn all the way out too :eek:

:D

mireland

03-21-2005, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by leprechaun_40
Ahhhhhhhhh,, put a pickle in it:r

OH..BLOW IT OUT YOUR CAKE HOLE....then stuff a pickle in it..:D

Johnny Fist

03-21-2005, 09:36 PM

What about his pie hole?

mireland

03-21-2005, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by Johnny Fist
What about his pie hole?

errrr..I'll let YOU take care of that...:rolleyes:

zybch

03-21-2005, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by j.m@talk
A Couple More Commercials for yas

#1 (http://www.mopsnet.com/images/pepperamicheese1997.rm.ram)

#2 (http://www.mopsnet.com/images/pepperami1996.rm.ram)

Real Media Player fingi required :p

God I hate realplayer! Almost as much as quicktime.
Why can't they just use avi/mpg/wmv for this kind of stuff, that way the 95% of computer users who use windows don't have to download this other unstable, advertisement ridden crapolla.

werz

03-22-2005, 12:49 AM

I agree Queen Camilla of Australia, the UK and those other places, who cares.

j.m@talk

03-22-2005, 07:49 AM

Originally posted by zybch
God I hate realplayer! Almost as much as quicktime.

Use this then (http://www.mopsnet.com/images/Alternative to Realplayer.zip)

zybch

03-22-2005, 08:00 AM

Its not that I haqte the players per-say, I hate that any movie trailers, and one hell of a lot of other video downloadable from the net used something you have to also download seperate players for the danm stuff.
I find the quality of Divx clips better than quicktime, and the sizes are comparable, whats more, there is no need to download anything more than a tiny codec that links in with media player, and usually, not even that!

Theres a reason MS has been forced to decouple media player from windows in europe. It makes the need to install real/QT unneccessary for general day to day stuff and these whiny little companies would rather sue than improve their own products to a similar standard as the MS one.
The sooner real goes under (shouldn't be long now) the better.

j.m@talk

03-22-2005, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by werz
Queen Camilla of Australia

Yup sounds good to me....... You have her & don't allow her out....... Keep her off the TV too :mad:

mireland

03-22-2005, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by j.m@talk
Yup sounds good to me....... You have her & don't allow her out....... Keep her off the TV too :mad:

God she's ugly..couldn't he have found a prettier mistress to boink??? :rolleyes:

fishybawb

03-22-2005, 11:58 AM

I couldn't give a monkey's toss. Not that I have any to hand at the minute anyway :p

j.m@talk

03-22-2005, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by fishybawb
I couldn't give a monkey's toss.

Ye but yer the kind that would ............. Gibbon half a chance

:D

leprechaun_40

03-22-2005, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by mireland
God she's ugly..couldn't he have found a prettier mistress to boink??? :rolleyes:

Have you looked at him?? Who else would have him?? He's so ugly he has to sneak up on a water fountain for a drink:eek:

zybch

03-22-2005, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by mireland
God she's ugly..couldn't he have found a prettier mistress to boink??? :rolleyes:

All the gays in the UK thought that same sex marriages had suddenly become legal, then they realised that Camilla was a woman.

Bovon

03-22-2005, 01:49 PM

update (http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13314939,00.html)

zybch

03-22-2005, 01:55 PM

That Sky News (news? Yeah right) site has one of the most insidious types of advertising built into it.
As soon as you go to the page that ferking bloody jamster crazy-frog sound gets loaded and played.
Sky must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel if they need to use such invasive advertising for revenue!

j.m@talk

03-22-2005, 02:36 PM

Go tell the Toss Pot Aussie that owns the company then :rolleyes:

Johnny Fist

03-22-2005, 06:21 PM

Who cares?

mireland

03-22-2005, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by Johnny Fist
Who cares?

shut up! :D

Johnny Fist

03-22-2005, 06:37 PM

Ok.

mireland

03-22-2005, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by Johnny Fist
Ok.

see?? you've easily influenced me..soon I'll learn to LIKE pickles....:eek:

j.m@talk

03-22-2005, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by mireland
see?? you've easily influenced me..soon I'll learn to LIKE pickles....:eek:

Wallies even :eek:

Pickled Gherkins.......... I dunno why they just are :p

Billforce

03-22-2005, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by leprechaun_40
Have you looked at him?? Who else would have him?? He's so ugly he has to sneak up on a water fountain for a drink:eek:

You got that right....you could roll out fresh dough, press her face in it and make GORILLA COOKIES!:D

j.m@talk

03-22-2005, 07:34 PM

http://sfrsite.topcities.com/pictures/Camilla_01.jpg

:r :r :r :r

mireland

03-22-2005, 07:37 PM

ugh! :(

j.m@talk

03-22-2005, 07:44 PM

Pimms anyone ? ............. Or maybe champers :p

leprechaun_40

03-22-2005, 07:46 PM

Bare bottom canings??? Some perv huh?

And she's gotten uglier with 40 years or so on her,, yeeeesh:eek:

j.m@talk

03-22-2005, 07:48 PM

There isn't a problem in the world a good old bare botty caining won't fix :p

zybch

03-22-2005, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by j.m@talk
Go tell the Toss Pot Aussie that owns the company then :rolleyes:

Hes not an aussie. He switched to being a yank so he could monopolise that country's TV as well.

genesound

03-22-2005, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by zybch
Hes not an aussie. He switched to being a yank so he could monopolise that country's TV as well. Take im back!!! That @r?3 cost me (and many others) a sweet gig wiv his reckless own self a while ago, for no good reason! :eek:

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1277422.jpg

I'm thikin appropriate couple here... One can't choose one's looks... YOU (anyone) walk up to 'em and speak in a horse laff :D ;) :cool:

zybch

03-22-2005, 09:44 PM

While she looks nothing like as nice as diana, when shes got her plaster, I mean makeup, on she looks one hell of a lot better that Barbara Bush ever did (and definatley how she looks now).

mireland

03-22-2005, 09:52 PM

I think I'm gonna vomit...

genesound

03-22-2005, 09:55 PM

Make sure you read it like tea leaves ;)

genesound

03-22-2005, 10:55 PM

Originally posted by Johnny Fist
Ok. Ok then (http://www.sysopt.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=178588&goto=newpost) :rolleyes:

:D credit where credit's due :D

j.m@talk

03-22-2005, 11:49 PM

Camella makes a rhinoceros look sexy :p

werz

03-23-2005, 01:44 AM

A bit more respect for your future queen, peasant, or you could end up in the tower, traitors wont be tolerated, you'd better learn how to worship your leader without question, if GWB can get usually rational people to believe ugly dangerous lies, you can put up with just plain ugly.

Johnny Fist

03-23-2005, 05:59 AM

http://www.blinman.com/burger_king.jpg

zybch

03-23-2005, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by werz
A bit more respect for your future queen, peasant, or you could end up in the tower, traitors wont be tolerated, you'd better learn how to worship your leader without question, if GWB can get usually rational people to believe ugly dangerous lies, you can put up with just plain ugly.

Rational people? Aren't you talking about americans? :rolleyes:

j.m@talk

03-23-2005, 07:42 AM

Titter titter :p

mireland

03-23-2005, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by j.m@talk
Camella makes a rhinoceros look sexy :p

I bet she ****s like a rhino! :r

fishybawb

03-23-2005, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by mireland
I bet she ****s like a rhino! :r

lol, I don't even want to hazard a guess what that **** represents :eek: :D

j.m@talk

03-23-2005, 09:31 AM

JM thinks Camella on the potty ............ Then all of a sudden realises he don't feel well :(

mireland

03-23-2005, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by fishybawb
lol, I don't even want to hazard a guess what that **** represents :eek: :D

:D

leprechaun_40

03-23-2005, 11:05 AM

****GRUNT GRUNT****

genesound

03-23-2005, 08:26 PM

LOL :D

mireland

03-25-2005, 10:26 PM

Originally posted by fishybawb
lol, I don't even want to hazard a guess what that **** represents :eek: :D

go ahead..hazard a guess...cmon..:p