Condoms

[ck42866]

I walk into Walgreens the other day and I am looking for some condoms. For some reason I couldn't find any readily available in the isle where I thought they would be. I'm like, I need condoms, what's up? Take a deep breath and ask....the pharmacist. Now walgreens is a bit busy this evening and I don't know about you guys but it makes me a little embarassed to ask for something like condoms. So I waited a second or two, got the pharmacist attention and asked; do you have any condoms? He looks at me with a kind of hard look and by the way, so are some of the other customers now. The pharmacist asks, what size? I'm thinking, what? He states it again, what size? (Now everyone is looking) I think, what the hell, I don't know, LARGE! Feeling proud of myself that I just exploited the size of my privates, the pharmacist looks at me and starts laughing. I said, what the hell are you laughing at? He couldn't possibly know my size. He looks at me eye to eye and says; 3,6 or 9 pack!

Now could anybody elses day be as bad as mine was?

Anyway, just thought I'd share my experience for the greater good or at least a chuckle.




[This message has been edited by ck42866 (edited 10-01-99).]

[Krueger81]

Sucks to be you /forum/smile.gif j/k I never had that experience.

Krueger81

[daveleau]

Just had to reply because that made me laugh pretty hard. I always go to a way out of the way, run down K-Mart for that so I can avoid the embarassment. I pick up the cliched ten items that I never intended on buying and head to a cashier with no line and want to crawl under the counter when an old lady or a mother and daughter come in behind me. /forum/smile.gif

[Roy]

During the Cold War, the Kremlin attempted a diplomatic maneuver by ordering 100 gross of Trojans measuring 12" long by 3" diameter.

Carter-Wallace asked the State Department what to do.

State responded "Make 'em, ship 'em and label 'em 'Medium' ".


With any luck, this thread will be locked before it gets out of hand. /forum/wink.gif