Not PC

[j.m@talk]

Bloke walks into a fancy dress party, completely naked with a naked woman on his back. His mate says, "What have you come as?". "I'm a tortoise", says the guy. "Well why have you got a naked woman on ya back?" says his mate. "That's not a woman - its Michelle" says the bloke.
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President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour! . What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III." And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big hooters." The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big hooters? Why kill a blonde with big hooters?" Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".


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[Johnny Fist]

I like the second one. I gice it two pickles.

http://www.mopsnet.com/images/jfp.gif

[ShadeZeRO]

i alraedy posted that joke already lol (the 2nd one)

[Johnny Fist]

Then in that case I hate it.

[ShadeZeRO]

http://www.sysopt.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=171528&perpage=15&pagenumber=2

[j.m@talk]

My version was better



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[mireland]

I like those kind ajokes where half of it is all ******* :rolleyes:

[leprechaun_40]

That first ones a groaner:rolleyes:

[zybch]

My fav one like that goes something like:

2 ggs are frying in a pan.
The first egg says to the second egg "Hot enough far ya"
The second egg screams "Arrrgh, a talking egg!"