How Daddio May Have Saved My Life

[Johnny Fist]

I went in to the doctor's office today for the first time since 1993 to investiagte a "growth" in the back of my throat. Although I have quit smoking six months ago, I had been a smoker for 16 out of my 29 years, and a heavy one for the last several years. The last couple years I cut back from three packs a day down to two packs a day. Given my smoking history and family history with cancer, I was absolutely terrified. It turned out its some sort of cyst that requires no further medical attention.

I believe the "growth" has been effected by consuming a large amount of pickles.

http://homepage.psy.utexas.edu/homepage/faculty/Stice/jpgs%20and%20gifs/dull/pickles.jpg

Thank you, Daddio, you may have saved my life.

[Moliere]

You should see a chiropractor about that cyst. Mine worked wonders on my ingrown toenail.

[Strawbs]

your pickles look decrepit - like they have "growths" all of their own! here's how real pickles should look. :p

http://www.schwartz.co.uk/assets/ChilliPicklOnions_GIG.gif

[Johnny Fist]

Those are pickled eggs. I do not believe they are a known anti-toxin.

[j.m@talk]

Ya got halitosis bad mate....... Tiz all that talking out ya rse :p

[herosrest]

Originally posted by Moliere
You should see a chiropractor about that cyst. Mine worked wonders on my ingrown toenail.


:D

[zybch]

Originally posted by Johnny Fist
Those are pickled eggs. I do not believe they are a known anti-toxin.

They kind of look like not very nice pickled onions.

[ShadeZeRO]

Mabey dr. phil can help ya :p

[Johnny Fist]

I hate that nancy boy more than I hate Oprah.

[herosrest]

maybe Dr. Bob then.


http://www.ferox13.com/Images/bob%20art/Dr%20Bob.jpg

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by herosrest
maybe Dr. Bob then.


Is he not: "The Quack That Went To The Dogs" ? ....... Umm :(

[zybch]

Originally posted by Johnny Fist
I hate that nancy boy more than I hate Oprah.

Shes the ho that got him onto the airwaves when he defended her (and was well paid for it) when the silly cow said she wouldn't ever eat beef again.
He isn't even a real doctor, but a psychologist. The guy can't even prescribe drugs (psychiatrists can, psycologists can't), so what use is he?!

[j.m@talk]

Like; Ashtray on Motorbike ? :p

[Strawbs]

They are indeed pickled onions.

clean n' crunchy pickled onions. mmmmm :-@

[zybch]

They are the only pickled vegetables that I actually like.
I had a pickled pork roast last night and it was yummy.

[leprechaun_40]

Pickles give me some gas, pickled eggs gimme GAS! :D

dunno which is worse, cancer or my flatus?http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/wc-smoker.gif

[j.m@talk]

Baked Bean & Pickled Egg Casserole for Leppy then ....... Washed down wiv Guinness....... Best weight down the top of the bed sheets tonight ......... Ya've not been married long.......... She might die poor cow :(


:t

[zybch]

Forget sheets. A large cork and big wooden mallet will be all that is required.
Of course, blowback might still be an issue.

[leprechaun_40]

That cork would become a dangerous projectile after a bit of pressure built up:eek:

[j.m@talk]

Point it at Daddio & let rip :D

[porsch1909]

ROFL!!!


i think daddio sold his account and password to tweaker!!

[mireland]

daddio saved my life by leaving this place...:mad:

[leprechaun_40]

He left??? Shoot,, the chicken;)

[leprechaun_40]

Shades of daddio???? yeeesh,, what a buncha looneys out there:eek: Linkage (http://www.agora-inc.com/reports/HSI/W6HSF109/)

[zybch]

Originally posted by leprechaun_40
He left??? Shoot,, the chicken;)

No, he didn't.
He now calls himself 'Jonnie Bird'

[herosrest]

The thread is stazi'd but he's posting. lnteresting person.

[mireland]

Originally posted by zybch
No, he didn't.
He now calls himself 'Jonnie Bird'

ahhh time for some bird huntin'! :mad:

[leprechaun_40]

I got a double barreled shotgun, where is he??:r

[DozerLYP]

http://img146.exs.cx/img146/2563/thereyougo1bx.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Johnny Fist]

The one on the right is hung pretty well for a carrot.

[porsch1909]

Originally posted by zybch
No, he didn't.
He now calls himself 'Jonnie Bird'

where....i thought he was still daddio....


im :confused:

[j.m@talk]

Give the 'Bird', "Da Bird" :r :r :r

[Johnny Fist]

What about the pickles?

[j.m@talk]

Da Pickles get "Da Bird" too :cool:

:t

[Johnny Fist]

http://homepage.psy.utexas.edu/homepage/faculty/Stice/jpgs%20and%20gifs/dull/pickles.jpg

[j.m@talk]

Bump ;)