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j.m@talk
01-23-2005, 07:11 PM
Spongey had a lil blood comming outta her girly bits:eek: (Not lots but a couple O spots were on the bedding & on her foot)

I did the warm water & cotton wool routine ....... She wasn't best pleased :(

I was thinking she may be goin in to season ........ But everthing has stopped now :rolleyes:

Was readin up on what cats do when theyre ready for breedin' & she's doin none O that ............ No blood in her widdle (pee) either ...

Perhaps she caught herself accidentally wiv a claw ?

Wodda you lot fink ? :t

porsch1909
01-23-2005, 07:14 PM
Go to a Vet you cheapskate.....gawd. how would anybody here know :rolleyes:


unless there is a vet amongst us? :-@

j.m@talk
01-23-2005, 07:19 PM
This puss's vets bill is very close to being four figures in the past 6 months :mad:

Cheapskate :rolleyes:

Billforce
01-23-2005, 07:35 PM
I told ya...you should use that FLEA BAG for fish bait.

j.m@talk
01-23-2005, 07:36 PM
:(

capybara
01-23-2005, 09:07 PM
if itsa un-fixed female, id say itsa
cat equivalent of
"that time of the month"
<<<um... im trying to be polite for
general audiences>>>
and not to worry, its just spotting.
chronic non-stop bleeding, on the other hand is another matter

zybch
01-23-2005, 10:29 PM
Why do you need to be careful of mentioning that a cat mensturates? Of course they do, and a bit of blood can sometimes be a result.

Zut, my little girl cat 'goes off' about once every 3 weeks and acts like a little Paris Hilton for a few days, then reverts back to her normal self.

Getting a femal cat fixed is quite expensive, after all, its a full histerectomy and can be quite dangerous if not done by a vet who hasn't had experience.

I'm saving up to get Zut snipped, she is an embarasment when I have friends around and she displays to them in the hopes of getting a rogering!

j.m@talk
01-24-2005, 04:40 AM
I'm gonna have a closer look to see if I can see any scaring on her tum......

I fink if anyfing else happens I'll fone the vet ........ :rolleyes:

j.m@talk
01-24-2005, 05:50 AM
Originally posted by zybch
when I have friends around and she displays to them in the hopes of getting a rogering!

Don't invite Mireland round then :D

mireland
01-24-2005, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Don't invite Mireland round then :D


:mad:

fishybawb
01-24-2005, 08:34 AM
More of a dog man eh? :p

mireland
01-24-2005, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by fishybawb
More of a dog man eh? :p


err..go fornicate a land mine...:p

fishybawb
01-24-2005, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by mireland
err..go fornicate a land mine...:p

:eek:









:D :t

genesound
01-24-2005, 10:22 AM
lol :D

leprechaun_40
01-24-2005, 10:57 AM
Sure glad all my cats has been fixed, no troubles like J.M.'s Poor guy.:eek:

j.m@talk
01-24-2005, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by leprechaun_40
no troubles like J.M.'s Poor guy.:eek:

If JM's cat were a guy we wouldn't have the problem ........:rolleyes:

All seems hunky dorey in that dept today, dunno what to make of that ....... Just odd I guess...... I'll mention it to the vet next time we are there :p Unless summink else happens O course :t

j.m@talk
01-24-2005, 02:07 PM
Sure not affected her appetite,
http://www.thomsonsecurity.com/sysopt/food.jpg
(& yeah I haven't painted the kitchen door after I sanded it) :rolleyes:

zybch
01-24-2005, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by leprechaun_40
Sure glad all my cats has been fixed, no troubles like J.M.'s Poor guy.:eek:

Perhaps we could all chip in and get JM fixed at the same time as his cat.

j.m@talk
01-24-2005, 04:19 PM
:eek:

ukulele
01-25-2005, 03:58 AM
I think JM need a girly friend, a real one. Send that cat over here, Spot will have a look see and a snif snif. ;)

j.m@talk
01-25-2005, 04:03 AM
Originally posted by ukulele
I think JM need a girly friend, a real one.

I need a life too :rolleyes:

:D



:t

mireland
01-26-2005, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
I need a life too :rolleyes:

:D



:t

so..how's the kitty...:confused:

michaeln
01-26-2005, 09:26 AM
Some people just shouldn't be allowed near animals.;)

DozerLYP
01-26-2005, 09:33 AM
let my dog look at it, he will find where the bloods comming from...:eek:

http://img183.exs.cx/img183/6145/taz.jpg

j.m@talk
01-26-2005, 10:44 AM
Bad Doggy :(

Spongey is in front of the fire on a cushion & wrapped in one of my sweat shirts :p
Not been bleeding or anything recently :)
YOU SPOIL THAT CAT :rolleyes:
http://www.thomsonsecurity.com/sysopt/snooze.jpg

ukulele
01-26-2005, 11:49 AM
Hey, J.M is that rocks you're burnin' or cow chips?

j.m@talk
01-26-2005, 12:41 PM
I dunno ........ Its gas :D Ya press the button & poof ...... Instant fire ;)

zybch
01-26-2005, 05:12 PM
Can't you be trusted with matches?

j.m@talk
01-26-2005, 05:24 PM
Might set light to the puss ...... :eek:

zybch
01-26-2005, 05:28 PM
Even you're not that stupid.
How much has that cat cost you so far?

mireland
01-26-2005, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by zybch
Even you're not that stupid.
How much has that cat cost you so far?

oh leave him alone..personally I'd spend more money on some animal then most humans...:cool:

j.m@talk
01-26-2005, 05:32 PM
Yeah leave me & Spongey alone :(

:mad:

zybch
01-26-2005, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by mireland
oh leave him alone..personally I'd spend more money on some animal then most humans...:cool:

Eh? I never said otherwise. I'm just interested to know how much has been spent.
I'd rather spend $ on animals too than most of the so-called humans I have dealings with, but there are limits.

mireland
01-26-2005, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by zybch
Eh? I never said otherwise. I'm just interested to know how much has been spent.
I'd rather spend $ on animals too than most of the so-called humans I have dealings with, but there are limits.

oh, cool.... :cool:

j.m@talk
01-26-2005, 05:49 PM
Eight hundred & summink I fink ............. Its a freakin lot I know that :rolleyes:

mireland
01-26-2005, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Eight hundred & summink I fink ............. Its a freakin lot I know that :rolleyes:


:eek:


ahhh, the things we do for our loved ones..it's like this kitty is your child...:D

j.m@talk
01-26-2005, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by mireland
:eek:


ahhh, the things we do for our loved ones..it's like this kitty is your child...:D

I kinda got a bit carried away :p ..............
It was the Scans & Lab work that cost the money )-|

Still she's getting better very slowly :cool:

ukulele
01-26-2005, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Eight hundred & summink I fink ............. Its a freakin lot I know that :rolleyes:

Man they saw a sucker comming. Around here you can't give kittens away. :p

j.m@talk
01-27-2005, 05:55 PM
Todays Spongey Pikki :D

http://www.thomsonsecurity.com/sysopt/pongey.jpg

:t

zybch
01-27-2005, 06:11 PM
Nice carpet :)

j.m@talk
01-27-2005, 06:17 PM
If ya like that kinda fing ......... My mom chose it....... Fact I fink she bought it :-@

zybch
01-27-2005, 06:23 PM
My house had a very similar pattern, but I ripped it up in less than a week because it smelt of old lady and wet dog, or old dog and wet lady (I could never be certain).

j.m@talk
01-27-2005, 06:40 PM
What did it tase of when ya licked it :p

zybch
01-27-2005, 06:47 PM
Dunno, all the flavour had gone and a note realing 'JM was here' was all that was left.

j.m@talk
01-27-2005, 06:56 PM
:x :r :r :r :x

mireland
01-27-2005, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Todays Spongey Pikki :D

http://www.thomsonsecurity.com/sysopt/pongey.jpg

:t

hmm..the cat almost blends in with the pillow...:D

porsch1909
01-28-2005, 04:58 AM
so well blended i thought it was in the fire!!