There seems to be a mutiny occuring

[j.m@talk]

I woke up earlier after having a snooze infront of the fire, to find the dog asleep on the couch ........ Umm Role reversal me finks :rolleyes:

Sponge has taken to sleeping in my bed these days cos I'm warmer than her own bed :eek: ......... The thing is now she has a couple of friends with her too ........ 2 other cats :mad:

Looks like I'm gonna have to go sleep on the sofa then )-|

[j.m@talk]

Nope to the sofa idea ........ I'm gonna kick some moggy rse :mad: :mad: :mad:

[ShadeZeRO]

Show them who's boss and to not take advantage of YOU or YOUR bed.:r

[mireland]

I guess we know who(or what) runs your little household...:D

[ukulele]

JM has fleas. Ha! Ha! Ha!:p

[Prushka]

Get the catapult :r

[fishybawb]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
Nope to the sofa idea ........ I'm gonna kick some moggy rse :mad: :mad: :mad:

Moggy 1 JM 0 :p

[porsch1909]

Whenever we go on holiday adn leave the cat with a relative or something. When we come back the cat always finds different places to sit, or sleep, or stare into the sky.


Gawd i wish i was a cat...

[Billforce]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
I woke up earlier after having a snooze infront of the fire, to find the dog asleep on the couch ........ Umm Role reversal me finks :rolleyes:

Sponge has taken to sleeping in my bed these days cos I'm warmer than her own bed :eek: ......... The thing is now she has a couple of friends with her too ........ 2 other cats :mad:

Looks like I'm gonna have to go sleep on the sofa then )-|

This is the penalty when your pets are smarter than you.:D

[porsch1909]

Originally posted by Billforce
This is the penalty when your pets are smarter than you.:D

Thats not funny :eek:

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by porsch1909
Thats not funny :eek:

MAybe not but its troo tho :(



;)




:D

[zybch]

Originally posted by porsch1909
Thats not funny :eek:

You really don't have a sense of humour, do you?

:p

[porsch1909]

Originally posted by zybch
You really don't have a sense of humour, do you?

:p

Obviously i am not nearly as funny as you :rolleyes:

[Billforce]

Originally posted by porsch1909
Thats not funny :eek:

Eat a bug, you wouldn't recognize humor if it hit you in the rabunza.

[porsch1909]

what is a rabunza?

[mireland]

Originally posted by porsch1909
what is a rabunza?

I think that's his word for errrr **** or fanny(incase the first one is filtered..:rolleyes: )


and it was..LMAO!

[porsch1909]

fanny means a totally different thing in scotland......

[Strawbs]

Originally posted by porsch1909
fanny means a totally different thing in scotland...... Yeah! England too!

"A Fanny" is what a girl has that a boy doesn't! :eek:

Whilst "Fanny" is what you Americans would call a "Chick". :-@

Sooo ...you're one of those "Don't call me a Chick!" chicks, huh?Bart Simpson. :D

[mireland]

fanny in america is what we call your backside or @rse! :D

[porsch1909]

i thought fanny was another word for bum. like buttocks if ya like. that is in america. Your brittish definition i agree with.

[j.m@talk]

ZOOMIN DOWN HILL ........... & rapid :rolleyes:

[zybch]

Fanny in australia means the same as in the UK.

I remember when we put up a couple of american back-packers years and years ago both mum and dad were appalled when one of them asked if we'd seen his fanny pack.
I had to take them aside and explain that they were americans and didn't know any better :p

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by zybch

I had to take them aside and explain that they were americans and didn't know any better :p

Sooooo UNCOOTH :rolleyes:

[Strawbs]

Originally posted by porsch1909
i thought fanny was another word for bum. like buttocks if ya like. that is in america. What I meant was the English definition would go: "wow! look at the fanny (plural) in this place" - meaning: "wow! look at the girls in here"!

But if we talk about "A" fanny (singular), we're talking about the "female genitalia".

I'm surprised some "Old Timer" Mod hasn't closed this thread yet! :DOriginally posted by j.m
ZOOMIN DOWN HILL ........... & rapidbut you're the one that started all this talk of pussies! :confused:

[zybch]

'Paris Hilton' means 'slut' and 'gutter whore' in every country, no matter if they speak english or not :)

[porsch1909]

Originally posted by zybch
'Paris Hilton' means 'slut' and 'gutter whore' in every country, no matter if they speak english or not :)

right......trust you too be totally off what we are talking about and insult somebody.....so mature.....

[mireland]

Originally posted by porsch1909
right......trust you too be totally off what we are talking about and insult somebody.....so mature.....


down boys...:rolleyes:

[porsch1909]

porsch1909 makes puppy dog eye :rolleyes:

[zybch]

Who am I insulting?


If Hilton doesn't want o be called a slut, gutter whore and skank, why does she act the way she does?

Once she closes her mouth (and legs) she might get a bit more respect.

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by zybch

Once she closes her mouth (and legs) she'll get a bit more respect.

Not off me she won't :x :x :x

[zybch]

I meant to say 'might get some respect'. I'll go edit it now.

[j.m@talk]

Ya learnin'..................... Ya been takin the learnin pills ? :r

[zybch]

Nope.
I been got meself a special thinking hat. Help stop the aliens spyin on me too.

[j.m@talk]

Fair Doos :t

[ukulele]

Originally posted by zybch
Nope.
I been got meself a special thinking hat. Help stop the aliens spyin on me too.

Judging by your picture, it's too late for a hat. You need a taxidermist.