Lando's Dream

[j.m@talk]

Sleep .......err .......Walking

A woman was revealed as the rather unfortunate victim of a condition which made her have sex with strangers while she sleep walked.

The middle-aged woman had no idea she was sneaking from house to house in the middle of the night looking for love.

Her condition was only discovered when the woman's husband woke up to find her not in bed - and condoms strewn around the house. That's got to put a strain on any relationship. :eek:

Lando has been seen roaming the streets wiv a bottle of sleeping tablets & a jumbo pack of prophylactics :D

Linkage (http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1164445,00.html)

[mireland]

err I forgot that story when I saw a pikki further down the page about people riding a rolller coaster(that's all I'll say about THAT) :D

[Prushka]

...sneaking from house to house... Is she a lock pick, climb through the window, or just ring doorbell with a condom, "One size fits all"

Love to hear the dialog :D

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by mireland
err I forgot that story when I saw a pikki further down the page about people riding a rolller coaster(that's all I'll say about THAT) :D

Just sneakin in a lil perversion to keep us all going ;)

[herosrest]

JM. Who's that knocking at your door...... it's gotta be a quarter to 4.

[j.m@talk]

Choo talkin bout Willis ? :p

[DozerLYP]

i think she did sneak in to my room a few time this year, I'm not sure it was her, but some one did...:D

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by DozerLYP
I'm not sure it was her, but some one did...:D

Could be that guy that dresses like a girl from 2 blocks down :eek:

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
Could be that guy that dresses like a girl from 2 blocks down :eek:

JM goes out on the town...:D

[ukulele]

I can just see Dozer now....

Hey dude! What the heck you doin' here. Get the heck outta here!.......Err, when your finished. :eek:

[DozerLYP]

well i always have girlies from the club knocking at my window. but i'm ready for the guy that dresses like a girl, i have a nice toy for him. it's call "desert Eagle .50" then we'll see how much he likes to play...:r

http://img66.exs.cx/img66/3954/DesertEagle.jpg

[mireland]

:eek:

[Billforce]

Originally posted by ukulele
I can just see Dozer now....

Hey dude! What the heck you doin' here. Get the heck outta here!.......Err, when your finished. :eek:

Dozert. " My but your legs are hairy tonight"!:D