DIY Botox

[zybch]

Linky (http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/health/12272004_hk_botchedbotox.html)

A shared quest for external beauty took a macabre twist when a financially squeezed doctor who lost his medical license injected himself, his girlfriend and another couple with the paralyzing botulism toxin instead of the low-dose derivative Botox.

Botox is a much weakened version of the botulism toxin and is considered safe. It is injected at the site of a wrinkle to paralyze the nerve causing the crease, smoothing the skin. The treatment lasts a few months.

But McComb didn't use Botox, officials say. Instead, he diluted powdered botulism intended for animal research with saline, creating a solution that was 10 times stronger than Botox, Food and Drug Administration investigators determined.

[leprechaun_40]

Great, lets all go to an unlicensed doctor and get a vanity shot, SFB's ( crud for brains, :D ) They're lucky they aren't dead!:rolleyes:

[j.m@talk]

They didn't mention if it worked tho :cool:

[zybch]

Tell you what, I'll send you over a tin of 3-year-out-of-date mushroom soup and you can try it on any local kids that get too close.
Then you can post pics of them when they go rigid or just colapse.

[Prushka]

Wonder if it smoothed out the wrinkles in his brain

[j.m@talk]

Can ya use Botox In the Buttocks ? .............. Ya could make a good poem if ya could ;)

[Prushka]

Ya, kinda catchy

Botox In the Buttocks...tells a tale on you

[j.m@talk]

Mind you if ya name happens to be WiseBurger ya'll prolly need to apply the suff with a pneumatic road drill :D

[zybch]

There once was a twit called JM
Who's buttocks were wrinkly and greying
With a shot of Botox
The wrinkles dropped off
But he never could sit down again

[j.m@talk]

I'm a keepin mys Byutocks to my self .......... )-|

[mireland]

Originally posted by zybch
There once was a twit called JM
Who's buttocks were wrinkly and greying
With a shot of Botox
The wrinkles dropped off
But he never could sit down again

talent...pure talent....http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/uglycreature.gif

[ukulele]

These people would inject vulture pee if they thought it would improve their flabby buns. Hey that's a great idea. Let's start a rumor and see who bites. :D

[Someone Stupid]

We'll have had Botox before, but because of migrianes, not wrinkly skin. Worked fairly well just that now I'm finally starting to grow out of them so I don't need it anymore thankfully. Only 5 or so years after the many doctors said they should cease. Hell, Botox itself can rarely lead to serious problems, I couldn't imagine paying somebody to inject the real deal into me, especially for bloody cosmetic reasons of all things. :rolleyes: