Chattin' up the Girlies ?

[j.m@talk]

I thought we could have a section on usefull tips on repartee when chattin up the Girlz :p
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My Best one so far "Hey Darlin' ya don't sweat much for a fat bird doo ya" :D

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
I thought we could have a section on usefull tips on repartee when chattin up the Girlz :p
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My Best one so far "Hey Darlin' ya don't sweat much for a fat bird doo ya" :D


how about: "do you really care for your boyfriend or do you mind if I off him and take his place":rolleyes:

[porsch1909]

"ive lost my phone number!! can i borrow yours?"


a classic. the girlie would go with you out of pity with that one.

[j.m@talk]

"If I follow you... Will you take me home" :eek:

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
"If I follow you... Will you take me home" :eek:


you know how to get the ladies don't you... :rolleyes:




:D

[j.m@talk]

Mr Velvet tongue ;)

[porsch1909]

Nice direct approach


"grab ure coat youve pulled."

im not sure if the american know what pulled it but im sure you can take an educated guess....well im sure some of u can take an educated guess ;)

[j.m@talk]

Do you have a mirror in ya pants ? ......... Cos I can see myself in them tonight :r :r :r

[DozerLYP]

are you free tonight, or it's going to cost me...:D

[alivin]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
I thought we could have a section on usefull tips on repartee when chattin up the Girlz :p
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My Best one so far "Hey Darlin' ya don't sweat much for a fat bird doo ya" :D
I Heard Chubby Brown use a similar line about himself tho, in a smokey working mens club in Sheffield

[Vitalka]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
Do you have a mirror in ya pants ? ......... Cos I can see myself in them tonight :r :r :r


JM wearing ladies pants hm..... http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/dance7.gif

:p

[ukulele]

Say cutie, let's blow this popsicle stand.

OK, well it worked better when I was younger. :D

[j.m@talk]

Hey Lil Girl' .......... "Wanna See Some Pupies" :x :x :x

[nothing]

"Do you want some chocolate?" :p

[j.m@talk]

This is gettin Pervy :x :x :x

[porsch1909]

Originally posted by j.m@talk
This is gettin Pervy :x :x :x

did you really expect it not to.

[Dennis Bacon]

how bout the line that leon phelps uses in "the ladies man"

"say sweet thang... can i buy you a fish sandwhich?"

the female then quickly responds with... lets just go back to my place.

it worked well for him and that girl was hot ! so maybe it will work well for us?:r

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by porsch1909
did you really expect it not to.

http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/uuups.gif

[DozerLYP]

do you have any French in you. no, do you want some...:D

[gjimene2]

Or after starting a converstaion.


" When I looked into your eyes, they told me everything about you, except one thing, your name. "

:rolleyes:

[gtaylor]

In our younger pullin days, me and my best mate used to go to clubs and try the most useless or outrageous lines with straight faces, just to see the reactions.

Best reaction was to this one: "Hey baby, wanna see my schlong?"

[porsch1909]

I remember this really cheesy one hee hee


" i was wondering if you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven to earth"


lol

[DozerLYP]

you must be exhausted, because you've bean running in my dream all night...

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by DozerLYP
you must be exhausted, because you've bean running in my dream all night...

?

[DozerLYP]

like she must be tired from running in my dream all night...


just forget about it...:D

[DozerLYP]

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile...:t