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j.m@talk
08-06-2004, 06:48 PM
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - The Dutch Labour party wants to pass a law making unsolicited toe-licking an offence after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes because he had committed no crime.
A police spokesman said on Friday a man had been detained after women sunning themselves in Rotterdam's parks and beaches claimed he would sneak up on them and begin to lick their toes.

"The officers had to let him go. Licking a stranger's toes is rather unusual but there is really nothing criminal about it," the spokesman said.

Dutch press reports said the man, who is about 35, had been licking the toes of strangers for about three years but was only recently caught by police.

Peter van Heemst, a Labour member of parliament, asked Christian Democrat Justice Minister Piet Hein Donner on Friday to explain why Dutch laws forbid littering but not uninvited toe-licking. van Heemst demanded an amendment prohibiting it.

"It is a violation of one's privacy and one's physical integrity," he told a local news agency. "The norm... is that no one should touch your body if you haven't asked them first."

A spokesman for Donner said the minister could not immediately comment.

© Reuters 2004. All Rights Reserved.

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mireland
08-06-2004, 07:03 PM
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j.m@talk
08-06-2004, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by mireland
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I was impressed by that lil ditty :p

ukulele
08-07-2004, 02:32 AM
"It is a violation of one's privacy and one's physical integrity," he told a local news agency. "The norm... is that no one should touch your body if you haven't asked them first."

Tell that to the cops when they are about to bust you.

Prushka
08-07-2004, 02:33 AM
He quit drinking and has become a tease-toe-taller :D

Vampiel
08-07-2004, 02:40 AM
Originally posted by ukulele
Tell that to the cops when they are about to bust you.

Ohh, good point. But cops have 'privileges that we do not'. Who cares what the law says, it doesnt apply to cops.

ukulele
08-07-2004, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by Vampiel
Ohh, good point. But cops have 'privileges that we do not'. Who cares what the law says, it doesnt apply to cops.

So we can assume that toe licking cops are OK? Shoot, why not?

zybch
08-07-2004, 05:25 AM
I can't help thinking about the health issues of licking someones toes. That guy is lucky his tongue hasn't fallen off.

Vampiel
08-07-2004, 05:26 AM
Originally posted by ukulele
So we can assume that toe licking cops are OK? Shoot, why not?

Of course, they have a squad dedicated to it.

j.m@talk
08-07-2004, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by zybch
I can't help thinking about the health issues of licking someones toes.

Its kinda Cheesey ..................... So I been told :r :r :r

mpc2
08-07-2004, 06:30 AM
Some people just have to ruin all the fun. ;)

j.m@talk
08-07-2004, 06:45 AM
What about unrequited nose picking ? :eek:

mireland
08-08-2004, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
What about unrequited nose picking ? :eek:

Also known as the JM law...:D

Prushka
08-08-2004, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by zybch
I can't help thinking about the health issues of licking someones toes. That guy is lucky his tongue hasn't fallen off.


You'd think so, probably come down with toe-main poisoning ;)

Billforce
08-09-2004, 04:48 PM
The recipient could be classified as "LICK TOES" intollerent?:r :r

mireland
08-09-2004, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by Billforce
The recipient could be classified as "LICK TOES" intollerent?:r :r

This Kerry thing has you acting funny, don't it??:D

ukulele
08-09-2004, 11:23 PM
If Kerry had some peanut butter he could lick two toes and that would that be a peanut butter and toe jam sandwich. I think he'd wrather lick Bush. ;)

Prushka
08-10-2004, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by Billforce
The recipient could be classified as "LICK TOES" intollerent?:r :r

They are taking applications for "The asylum for old and decayed punsters". Highly prestigious institute I hear :x

They turned me down when I insisted on my spell checker :p

Prushka
08-10-2004, 12:15 AM
Ukelele...I think he'd wrather lick Bush.

A multifaceted phrase we have here ;)

mireland
08-10-2004, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by Prushka
Ukelele...I think he'd wrather lick Bush.

A multifaceted phrase we have here ;)


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ukulele
08-10-2004, 01:02 AM
It figures that like toes, this thread would eventually end up in the gutter. :r