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ATI RADEON 8500
04-10-2004, 06:56 PM
I cracked open my fortune cookie today for lunch and it said "Happy news is on it's way to you." Ironicly my friend who going to come over my house tonight said he good good stuff to tell me when he gets here.:eek:

Have this happen to you before? And what did the fortune cookie say?

mireland
04-10-2004, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by ATI RADEON 8500
I cracked open my fortune cookie today for lunch and it said "Happy news is on it's way to you." Ironicly my friend who going to come over my house tonight said he good good stuff to tell me when he gets here.:eek:

Have this happen to you before? And what did the fortune cookie say?


sure, I've had it come true several times. Each time it said I would die. This is my 4th life... http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/painter2.gif

j.m@talk
04-10-2004, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by mireland
sure, I've had it come true several times. Each time it said I would die. This is my 4th life... http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/painter2.gif

Related to a Puss Mirelando ? :-@

Can't not be really :D

ATI RADEON 8500
04-10-2004, 07:15 PM
Ok ok... Anybody can post except J.m. , Mireland and his family. :D :p

mireland
04-10-2004, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by j.m@talk
Related to a Puss Mirelando ? :-@

Can't not be really :D


jm, jm, jm..CAN IT! http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/what2.gif

DozerLYP
04-10-2004, 11:33 PM
fortune cookies are dased on general things that happen to people in every day life. like "Happy news is on it's way to you" it can be anything from "your friend coming to tell you something to your mother calling you to tell you she won the lotery" every day theres a good news for every body. it's not because the fortune cookie told you, it happens all the time... :rolleyes:

DozerLYP
04-10-2004, 11:36 PM
every fortune cookie are saying something that will happen to every body.

Imperion1
04-10-2004, 11:50 PM
Dozer, don't ruin peoples fun. Most of everyone knows about fortune cookies anyway.
Learn to use a period. One of your sentences did not make scents, until you break it down.:rolleyes:

mireland
04-10-2004, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by Imperion1

One of your sentences did not make scents, until you break it down.:rolleyes:


err, you ment sense..right? cuz I really hate a smelly sentence.



(playin' with fire aren't I??):D

ATI RADEON 8500
04-11-2004, 12:48 AM
http://www.diabloworld.com/forums/images/smilies/hahaha.gif BATMAN

themac
04-11-2004, 01:28 AM
if they wanted to be right all the time they should make it say "that general tsou's chicken is gonna give you gas, you should never eat chinese before you girlfriend comes over"

ATI RADEON 8500
04-11-2004, 02:06 AM
Because that aint true for everybody because I ate that today and it did't give me gas...

themac
04-11-2004, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by ATI RADEON 8500
Because that aint true for everybody because I ate that today and it did't give me gas...

well they could change it from general tsou's chicken to just that food. because it seems to me like there's some kind of ingrediant in chinese food that gives everybody gas. for my dad it's the brocolli. others the sauce, some the meat.

ukulele
04-11-2004, 02:55 AM
Originally posted by themac
well they could change it from general tsou's chicken to just that food. because it seems to me like there's some kind of ingrediant in chinese food that gives everybody gas. for my dad it's the brocolli. others the sauce, some the meat.


For me it's the fortune cookie. :eek:

Definately not the beer. :p

DozerLYP
04-11-2004, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by themac
well they could change it from general tsou's chicken to just that food. because it seems to me like there's some kind of ingrediant in chinese food that gives everybody gas. for my dad it's the brocolli. others the sauce, some the meat.


for me it will be the checken sweat soup they serve... :D

patrickt
04-11-2004, 06:49 PM
I spent a morning battling with my bosses over budget. Then I went to lunch at a Chinese restaurant. My fortune said, "Spend your resources wisely." I went back to work, went to the boss' office and demanded to see him. His secretary said he was meeting with another department on budget. I knew he could hear me so I bellowed, "Too damned bad," and went storming in waving the little fortune. I said I'd had lunch at Walter's restaurant, I read the fortune cookie fortune, and said, "I don't mind getting my budget cut but when you stoop to stuffing fortune cookies you've gone too damned far." It lightened up and otherwise grim budget season.