Can I borrow someone's rich, dying uncle?

[zybch]

I want one of these:

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/85060.jpg

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_869241.html?menu=

[cwin]

Maybe i can get paid to kill you ;)

[zybch]

I don't want some sicko uncle. Though if I did you'd be first on the list!

[the_mac]

my brother's got one, i wouldn't buy them, he said that it broke down, and he was left onhold with support for an hour.

[FrnchDp]

Reading the topic, I thought this would be about Anna Nicole Smith!!

:D

[zybch]

While I guess that a lot of people would fancy a ride in Ms Smith, I'll have the car thanks.
You pay the money and thats it, no deep and meaningful conversations, you can leave the toilet seat up and so long as you fill up the car with gas its unlikely to make any disturbing noises ('is my bum big?, do I look fat, no I don't want a threesome").

[FrnchDp]

No no no .. I thought it was about Ms Smith looking for another old/dying rich coot to cozy up to for his few remaining months..

I'm all for the car as well

:D