Dagone bar maids!!

[Bovon]

:-@ (http://www.sydes.net/jokes/flash/beer.swf )

[j.m@talk]

Good excuse for staying Sozzled :D

:r :x :x :r

[Baddog]

Originally posted by Bovon
:-@ (http://www.sydes.net/jokes/flash/beer.swf )

Poor fellow, subjected to such cruelty.:rolleyes:

[Charlie2]

Been there, done that! Stick to three beers now. Can you think of having a hangover and finding that besides you in bed.

[urdvurk]

Yeah, I hate Britney Spears.

[leprechaun_40]

Thats like 1 bag ugly, 2 bag ugly and coyote ugly.

1 bag, you put over her face so you don't have to see her

2 bag, you put one over her face and one over yours incase hers falls off.

Coyote ugly, you wake up before her in the morning and chew your own arm off so you don't have to wake her up before you leave.:eek: :eek: :r

[urdvurk]

Coyote ugly, you wake up before her in the morning and chew your own arm off so you don't have to wake her up before you leave.
I don't get it.

[Bovon]

Originally posted by Charlie2
Can you think of having a hangover and finding that besides you in bed. This guy woke up one morning after a hard drinking night..his eyes hurt, actually..he hurt to move anything. Finally, he managed to get one eye half open, and looked around the room. Seeing nothing familiar, he quickly deducted he had never been in this room and bed before.

On the floor were all of his clothes...all of them..underwear too. then, he spied what looked like ladies apparel mixed in with his...slowly, he turned over and looked at the horrible sight sleeping peacefully beside him...shocked out of his wits, and swearing to heaven..this time it was on the wagon for keeps.

Easing out of bed, and gathering his garments up..slipping into his shorts..he retrieved $20 bucks from his pants, laid that on the bedside table..and started tip toeing toward the door...when this voice from the floor on the other side of the bed spoke out:

"Something for the bride?..and nothing for the bridesmaid"?

[Charlie2]

UCK! :eek:

[cogburn]

Oh grow up! Be a man!
Have her make breakfast-she's probably a good cook! LOL
:p
Then charge her for your services.:r

[Ammok]

how come they always look gorgeous when your sozzled?

[sm8000]

A 10 at 2 is a 2 at 10, right?

(And vice versa :D )

[urdvurk]

I've read somewhere once about research that showed that girls become 25% more attractive with every 3 (I think it was 3) glasses of alcohol.
I don't know how they quantified attractiveness that exactly though.

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by urdvurk
I've read somewhere once about research that showed that girls become 25% more attractive with every 3 (I think it was 3) glasses of alcohol.

What about Bannanas & Chickens :D

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk21.com
What about Bannanas & Chickens :D


oh I don't think they considered the JM quotient...:eek:

[urdvurk]

What about Bannanas & Chickens
If you have had a meaningful experience involving bananas and chickens, and would like to share it with us, please feel free to do so.















JUST KIDDING! JUST KIDDING! PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T!:D

[zybch]

You can make a real nice curry with bananas and chicken in it.