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tantone
12-09-2003, 03:13 PM
All office, cube-farm employees should be allowed to bring with them, and consume at work, any alcohol they happen to have handy.

The holidays just don't feel as festive without that Crown & Coke or that gin & tonic.

omendata
12-09-2003, 03:31 PM
Those drinks are a bit gay!

What we really want is some good ole Newkie Broon , Guinness and Vodka/RB to put hair on yer mans chest!

NJEnviroguy
12-09-2003, 03:42 PM
Ahh, gotta love the g&t...especially dirty. Yummy yummy.

I was sneakin in a captain morgan gold every so often. They were scrumptous, but I haven't seen them around in stores. :(

tantone
12-09-2003, 05:02 PM
How nice would it be to shrug and say "whatever" when you get a big, time-sensitive project dumped in your lap on a Friday at 3pm? With a bit of libation, I wouldn't care.

Billforce
12-09-2003, 06:06 PM
Hey! Leatherneck,
I read of a young captains aide that took the cake. The Capt. was known as a tyranical S.O.B. and insisted that your desk be cleared before you could leave for the weekend, even if it took you all weekend to complete. One young Louie was always the first to leave on a weekend as his desk was clear. When he came up for discharge the Capt. asked him HOW! because he knew he loaded the kid up with work. The Louie simply stated : Simple sir, I just stuck everything in a large envelope and MAILED it back to myself and I got it monday morning right on time.

This could be a future Pres. of a corp. :D :D

omendata
12-09-2003, 08:41 PM
In Scotland women drink G&T!

Men drink anything else!

Whats going on - must be all the female hormones in the water in the States!

LOL
:D

fishybawb
12-09-2003, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by omendata
In Scotland women drink G&T!

Men drink anything else!

Whats going on - must be all the female hormones in the water in the States!

LOL
:D

:confused:

In Scotland the women are basically men, so I don't see your point ;) :p

NJEnviroguy
12-10-2003, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by omendata
In Scotland women drink G&T!

Men drink anything else!

Whats going on - must be all the female hormones in the water in the States!

LOL
:D

So, what ur saying is that if I gave a scottish man some...oh I don't know, yellow, pungent smelling liquid they will drink it? Well, on one hand I have to give them credit for that, on the other I see the females have all the brains in Scotland though. :p

omendata
12-10-2003, 06:07 PM
Its a guy thing - if I were to order a G&T with ma mates Id instantly be branded a poof!

Yes you are right about the women in scotland!
they are men , well apart from Edinburgh cos they are pretty fit!

herosrest
12-10-2003, 06:24 PM
Dunno. That Georges square, Glasgow was steeming back summertime.

omendata
12-10-2003, 08:12 PM
Hmmm you speak a word of truth there!

Too many Hamiltons though - seems to be their meeting point for acting like twats!

Nearly bopped a couple - why are they all such cheeky , arrogant little arses - pure gives me pleasure slappin them *****es down!

:cool:

Someone Stupid
12-10-2003, 09:04 PM
Never ordered a gin and tonic myself, have ordered crown and coke. Personally prefer any decent vodka on the rocks though.

fishybawb
12-10-2003, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by Someone Stupid
Never ordered a gin and tonic myself, have ordered crown and coke. Personally prefer any decent vodka on the rocks though.

Mmm... Stolichnaya...

omendata
12-10-2003, 09:15 PM
Yeah Vodka - Mans drink!

V/RB
V/DP
V/C

NJEnviroguy
12-11-2003, 08:28 AM
Originally posted by fishybawb
Mmm... Stolichnaya...

Good stuff. I nearly slapped a bottle of smirnoff from my g/f's hands the other day. I pointed her in the right direction though.

"Well isn't vodka vodka?"

My response: :sigh:

fishybawb
12-11-2003, 02:27 PM
Yeah, people always associate names like Smirnoff, Absolut and the rest with the word "vodka" - I only ever use them for mixing since they're slightly cheaper and bearable when you can't taste them properly. Stolichnaya's for proper vodka drinking :cool: I've also heard good things about a brand called "Russian Standart", but I haven't been able to find it anywhere yet.

tantone
12-11-2003, 02:43 PM
I'll tell ya...just like with any alcohol, after enough, you wouldn't know the difference. So, start off with the good stuff and then drop the quality from there (which drops the price). Take it from me, being drunk a lot can get expensive!!

One of my all-time favorites is Canadian Club on the rocks. I don't know why either. Not like I'd rather drink that than a good Scotch, but for some reason it just stuck.

MagicBoris
12-11-2003, 04:01 PM
Hmmm.... vodka :p
When I have some, I mostly buy Moskovskaya. Slightly more expensive than Absolut, but without the reminiscence of rubbing alcohol :rolleyes:

I never heard about Stolichnaya... I'll try to remember this next time i'll buy vodka. (I can't stand the taste of beer, so I'm mostly a rum/vodka guy)

tantone
12-11-2003, 04:45 PM
Never heard of Stoli????

Where in the world is 45° 23' N 72° 70' W??

MagicBoris
12-11-2003, 05:04 PM
Ummmm.... it's in southern Quebec.
However, my geographic location dosen't have anything to do with my lack of alcoholic knowledge :D
It's just that I'm relatively new to this whole "buying" alcohol thing, since untill a few years ago my primary alcohol source was my parent's cabinet :rolleyes: (and we all know beggars can't be choosers :p)

leprechaun_40
12-12-2003, 03:11 PM
Well, I'm not working, but I could use a bit of "Improvement" myself, wish I had a nice bottle or 2 of hard cider:t

j.m@talk
12-12-2003, 04:32 PM
Hey I'm drammin....... Doobie doooo doooo :t

Nowt wrong wiv a bit of gold watch

tantone
12-12-2003, 05:25 PM
It's Friday! It's time to have a few and game a bit. Drunk gaming is a riot. And everyone is on at 1am when happy hour is over.