Windows XP source code!

[zybch]

#include <windows.h>
#include <system_errors.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

main()
{
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
or just call it Chicargo)\n");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(1) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand() < 0.9)
crash(complete_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);
}

[$1500-P4 gamer]

LOL. Sounds about right. .

[cwin]

$x=14
while(1){
do(beep,3,300);
sleep $x;
if ((detectBSOD()==0)&&(rand() <= 0.6)){
sleep(15);
do (black_screen,5);
sleep(5);
do (blue_screen);
print $unreadable_****;
halt();
}
$x=$x+3
}

[herosrest]

http://www.geocities.com/cyber_laguna/loading.gif

[cbh]

That source code sounds like a Turbo C ++ format.

:eek:

[ichorid]

to me thats like how the win ME code should read not he Xp code...

i like xp!