Buzzzz...

[cwin]

A fly, that woke me up this morning, is buzzing around my room still. Thats 3 days. Nows time for the airgun!! I just missed it. Pictures on request when the jobs done ;) :p :t

[mireland]

Well, good hunting....:rolleyes:

[genesound]

Wanna borrow my 12ga. shotgun???:D

[cwin]

i fink its hiding... i got a VERRRYYY close shot.

[NJEnviroguy]

Just gas it with an aresol if ya got one. Then burn the bugger.

[cwin]

Ohh... ill need a lighter tho ;)

[steevo]

Just open a window and let the poor thing out? You aren't allergic to fresh air are you?;)

[cwin]

Fresh air... dont like the stuff, but my window is open, the fly just prefers annoying me!

[steevo]

When you catch it, eat it and steal it's power.:p

[cwin]

I really want to understand you........ but i cant :(

[cwin]

Oh yea.. im vegetarian ;)

[steevo]

Some cultures believe that if you hunt, kill an eat an animal, you take it's power.

Anyway, flies are vegetables.:p

[cwin]

Point 1: Oh. Never knew that :D
Point 2: Ummmmmmmm.... :confused:

[mireland]

Catch it in your hand and then proceed to crush it's little exoskeleton, than wash your hands afterwords..http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/clap3.gif

[FrnchDp]

Originally posted by cwin
Oh yea.. im vegetarian ;)

Dont they make croutons out of flies???

[cwin]

i shot some ants once.... then i poured about a 2 bucketfulls of water down one of the little holes they made in the pavement. When it overflowed, dead ants were floating everywhere.

I dont like insects. Anything else is fine

[steevo]

Dont they make croutons out of flies???

Nah, it's raisins they make out of flies.

[cwin]

Now its in the lounge... WILL THIS TORTURE NEVER END??? :(

[NJEnviroguy]

FIRE FIRE FIRE!

That's what solves the world's problems and flies

BURN BURN BURN!!!!













This message brought to you by your conscience.

[fancyf]

I just chase them out http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/fly.gif if this fails I say "Guillaume! bring me your butterfly net!"

PS you could let it die by itself... a sign to know that the end is near is when it can't stay away from ya... BZZZZ Bzzzzz BZZZZ arw get away! :r

[MagicBoris]

Not a lot of people know this, but before flies start flying, they get off the ground (or wall or whatever) by jumping backwards.

So if you ever try to catch it, make sure your hand approaches it from behind. Or if you use a fly swapper, you gotta aim sightly behind where the fly actually is.

I had trouble believing it when I first read about this (this valuable info comes from a Readers's Digest), but I gave it a try anyway, and, well... it's hard to argue with actual results :rolleyes:

So, good luck with your tiny, wigned and black (as it's soul) arch-nemesis :x :p

[dmoltrup]

Originally posted by cwin
...then i poured about a 2 bucketfulls of water down one of the little holes they made in the pavement...Boiling water works unbelievably well when it comes to flushing ants out of a hill!

[Rat]

When you catch it, just tie a thread to it...... then give the thread a yank every once in a while to teach it who's boss!!


Rat

[mireland]

http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/fly.gif

[Aznmask]

Originally posted by cwin
i shot some ants once.... then i poured about a 2 bucketfulls of water down one of the little holes they made in the pavement. When it overflowed, dead ants were floating everywhere.

I dont like insects. Anything else is fine

so cruel... :mad:

when i was a kid.. i usually kill ant.. but now i feel sorry for what i did was wrong. :t

[cwin]

its just insects....
i have stuff against em because they once killed my pet rabbit. Gave him a disease. :t

[genesound]

http://ion.eas.asu.edu/liv37_fly/images/liv37_opt2_37x.jpg

[fishybawb]

Thanks genesound, that's the closest I've come to crapping myself in some time :D :r

[cwin]

Still hunting... getting close:D

[cwin]

my hunt has ended.... now... who wants a pikki?:D

[Baddog]

Get a paintball gun........kill the fly and paint you room at the same time......your mother will love you for it:r

[genesound]

getcha some flypaper, dude, or RAID :eek:

















sorry ya didn't like my pix)-|

Oh, got im didja? Post it up! :t

[cwin]

if ya want em ill pm or email ya them
i kinda think they are too blood and gutsy

[Swordfish]

put your hands in a really sticky paste or use a sticky newspaper and then attack.

you can use any adhesive like Fevicol or somethin that sticks real hard.

that should work for sure.

[cwin]

look up a bit... i killed it!
Now... who wants pikkis?
:D