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mireland
08-18-2003, 08:10 PM
ah yes, boardem rears it's ugly head yet again!

bob05
08-18-2003, 10:06 PM
Toliet Paper wins my vote! :D

j.m@talk
08-19-2003, 08:02 AM
Yup "TP" has my vote........

In the absence of fluffy bunnies of course ;)

DocEvi1
08-19-2003, 10:06 AM
technically fire was never "invented" it was discovered!

Stefan

mireland
08-19-2003, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by DocEvi1
technically fire was never "invented" it was discovered!

Stefan

oh, excuuuuuse me...:D

Baddog
08-19-2003, 11:54 AM
The toliet. http://www.goodmantruck.com/wcknock2.gif

ukulele
08-19-2003, 12:40 PM
What no duct tape? It can even be used as a wheel and toilet paper.

Baddog
08-19-2003, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by ukulele
What no duct tape? It can even be used as a wheel and toilet paper. :eek: Ouch!

mireland
08-19-2003, 01:46 PM
just imagine what they used for tp back in the old days: big leaves, tree bark etc, etc...yikes:r

gibsinep
08-19-2003, 02:42 PM
The compass :eek:

DocEvi1
08-19-2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by mireland
just imagine what they used for tp back in the old days: big leaves, tree bark etc, etc...yikes:r

em, can I change my vote? :(

Stefan

Baddog
08-19-2003, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by mireland
just imagine what they used for tp back in the old days: big leaves, tree bark etc, etc...yikes:r

It did not take long to figure out what posion ivy was:eek:

Billforce
08-19-2003, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by mireland
just imagine what they used for tp back in the old days: big leaves, tree bark etc, etc...yikes:r

You have never lived intil you have to wipe your tushie on a Kansas Sunflower leaf, pure pain. :(

mireland
08-19-2003, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Billforce


You have never lived intil you have to wipe your tushie on a Kansas Sunflower leaf, pue pain. :(


:eek:

j.m@talk
08-19-2003, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Billforce
pue pain. :(

Cool Pain :r :r :r :r

herosrest
08-19-2003, 08:51 PM
Can't agree with the tp. You chop down a forest when a leaf will do. ?? What happens with the leaves when trees become lumber??

Fire kills people and so do wheels.

My vote goes to other - specifically rubber. Not strictly 'invented' but it makes the world go round. :D

Amusing - not to offend -

Brown bear and little white rabbit are sat beside each other at rivers edge clearing their bowels. Big brown bear finishes and turns to rabbit saying ' Hey does c*** stick to your fur '. Rabbit looks peeved and replys ' certainly not'.

Big bear grabs rabbit and cleans himself up.

j.m@talk
08-19-2003, 08:59 PM
Wooooooooooooooo Rubber :p

ConfusedAlien
08-19-2003, 11:16 PM
computer, fridge, PIRELLI tires lol


but most of all, money...currency...language.

Yoshi
08-20-2003, 07:53 AM
My vote goes to the Rubber Ducky

herosrest
08-20-2003, 09:06 AM
Originally posted by Yoshi
My vote goes to the Rubber Ducky

Yup - but the real ones are soooo cool

http://www.toonzone.net/shows/images/cartoon-network/t-bugsanddaffy1.gif

banquo
08-20-2003, 09:09 AM
What about sliced bread...It's the greatest invention.:x

herosrest
08-20-2003, 09:11 AM
Nah.... It's toast. :D

genesound
08-20-2003, 09:18 PM
air conditioning :cool:

SPEEDO
08-20-2003, 10:57 PM
Penicillin...............:D

ATI RADEON 8500
08-20-2003, 11:47 PM
Viagra! We mens wll eventurally need it :(

Aznmask
08-21-2003, 12:08 AM
Computer..

herosrest
08-21-2003, 09:42 AM
air conditioning - Blows hot & cold.

Penicillin........... Buggy

Viagra! Way up there

Computer.. The fatal exception




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comp_nut
08-21-2003, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by mireland
just imagine what they used for tp back in the old days: big leaves, tree bark etc, etc...yikes:r



they use left hand only to wipe,right hand to eat

so not to get germs:D

RampageIII
08-21-2003, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by Billforce


You have never lived intil you have to wipe your tushie on a Kansas Sunflower leaf, pure pain. :(

Better than a corn cob, by cracky!! :D

Billforce
08-21-2003, 12:52 PM
Myself I think the worlds most important invention was "INSTANT WATER". Although, the guy who invented it didn't know what the h@ll to mix it with.:D :t

Baddog
08-21-2003, 01:02 PM
Dehydrated water....Just add water:D

genesound
08-21-2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Baddog
Dehydrated water....Just add water:D Solar powered flashlight )-|

MagicBoris
08-21-2003, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by Billforce
Myself I think the worlds most important invention was "INSTANT WATER". Although, the guy who invented it didn't know what the h@ll to mix it with.:D :t

I believe the proper name for "INSTANT WATER" would be "SNOW" :rolleyes:

genesound
08-21-2003, 06:49 PM
That's powdered water, mix well with heat...

the xenon
08-21-2003, 08:27 PM
Computer was the most important invention!!!

cwin
08-23-2003, 06:55 AM
2 right! The com bob you later

Sixpac
08-23-2003, 11:10 PM
Velcro

ukulele
08-23-2003, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by Sixpac
Velcro

That wasn't a real invention. It was copied from nature. Have you ever seen a velcro seed?

When I was a young punk I used to rub them into the girls hair. :p I still do but only when they beg me. :x

herosrest
08-23-2003, 11:48 PM
OK. How do u get them to do that, then. :(

ukulele
08-23-2003, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by herosrest
OK. How do u get them to do that, then. :(

A whip and a chain helps.

These yunguns today. :rolleyes:

herosrest
08-24-2003, 12:07 AM
There's much to favour experience. :D

cbh
08-24-2003, 05:41 AM
Without fire, there is no metal alloy and Mankind will die due to winter conditions.

:)

RayH
08-24-2003, 11:53 AM
Club. I mean a club to beat something. It became tools and weapons.

j.m@talk
08-24-2003, 12:09 PM
Hot or cold.........No Tp No comment ;)

Billforce
08-24-2003, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by cbh
Without fire, there is no metal alloy and Mankind will die due to winter conditions.

:)

Your assuming northern climates. The temp. in Colombia only varies about 4 deg. and is typically 24 deg. You can sleep in the open (as thousands of homeless do) without fear of cold. The world may be left with only peoples from the tropics with no fire, but they wouldn't die out.

Swordfish
08-24-2003, 02:41 PM
Solar cells or something that runs on the Sun's energy.....that must be the greatest one.

if everythin goes down except the Sun then this thing is sure to help.

a Solar powered cooking ware somethin like that dunno the exact name though.

j.m@talk
08-24-2003, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by Swordfish
a Solar powered cooking ware somethin like that dunno the exact name though.

I've given this some thought & come up with "Solar Pan"

Catchy innit :t

herosrest
08-24-2003, 04:11 PM
JM. That is that where the sun shines from. :p

Actually - we are all sun powered.

j.m@talk
08-24-2003, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by herosrest
Actually - we are all sun powered.

How comes the sun shines from behind me :confused: Seems to get brighter when I'm tying my shoelaces tho :p

genesound
08-24-2003, 07:40 PM
lmao :D

bushmaster
08-24-2003, 09:10 PM
I am cornholio ! TP for my bunghole.

cbh
08-24-2003, 09:38 PM
Can solar energy replace fossil fuel?

mireland
08-24-2003, 11:44 PM
I guess I should've added "toilet" to my list of choices. I bet it would've ben neck and neck with "toilet paper"..LOL!!:D

genesound
08-24-2003, 11:55 PM
Ha..., i try to keep my neck outta the toilet :p
I guess toilet seat goes low on the list :eek:

ComPooTer
08-25-2003, 12:04 AM
hmm toilet paper and dont forget the faucet!!! gotta be clean even tho i bet half of u guys dont wash your hands after you go doo doo :D


well its actually a proven fact for people when they go pee in restrooms they dont wash their hands after, maybe it still counts for people after pooing? :eek:

gjimene2
08-25-2003, 01:09 AM
how about the condom?

genesound
08-25-2003, 04:06 AM
naw, just roll it back up and use it over :D

herosrest
08-25-2003, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by bushmaster
I am cornholio ! TP for my bunghole.

http://www.dcs.elf.stuba.sk/~lalis/images/cornholi.gif

Wanted across 49 states. Kool. Dude.

j.m@talk
08-25-2003, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by cbh
Can solar energy replace fossil fuel?

Dunno do solar panels burn? :p