When Are You Going To Die?

[Baddog]

Take The Test Here: http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

Mine Is:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 14, 2021
at the age of 63 years old. :eek:


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Alcoholism (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

[Baby Arm]

Interesting...I have a 6% chance of death by alien abduction. Bring on the anal probe! :t

[cbh]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 3, 2061
at the age of 82 years old.

[Bigjakkstaffa]

September 19, 2063
at the age of 77 years old.

Put that one down in my calendar

--Jakk:t

[Baddog]

Originally posted by cbh
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 3, 2061
at the age of 82 years old.

CBH was born 1979:D

[cbh]

Originally posted by Baddog


CBH was born 1979:D

It should be 1978. I keyed in wrongly.

[Bovon]

Interesting!!

Wonder who tells the sharks you are fins (hands) off.
Who tells a terrorist he can't blow up that particular plane.
Firestone and Goodyear needs to be advised so that they can sell you blow out proof tires.
Ford, General Motors, Chrysler etc. will have to be in on this too..they MUST make durn sure you don't wind up with a vehicle that has a gas tank in the rear that is subject to explode if some idiot rear ends you..
The wife will need to take anything you come up with without loosing her temper.

Get my drift?..

[Baddog]

Yeh, Hey wait, it is not my time to go!http://www.goodmantruck.com/goodnight.gif

[strat1]

Originally posted by cbh
It should be 1978. I keyed in wrongly.

Go Figure!!! :r

[mireland]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 30, 2046
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Suicide (7%)

which means I've only got about 43 years left on this stinkin' planet....
:eek:
http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/harp.gif

[Baby Arm]

I've only got 33 years left. i doubt my palm will live that long however :(

[Swordfish]

I died on 12th Feb 1910.:D

[Billforce]

I think I doubt the validity of the test because according to it, I should have VAPOR LOCKED 5 years ago.

[Baddog]

Originally posted by Billforce
I think I doubt the validity of the test because according to it, I should have VAPOR LOCKED 5 years ago.

Have you noticed being able to get into rooms without opening doors lately?:D

[gibsinep]

Looks like I have you all beat so far, I'm going to die when I am 95 :p

[leprechaun_40]

Oh boy, I get to croak next year before my birthday

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 4, 2004
at the age of 46 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (42%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Alien Abduction (5%)


What a bunch of ****, don't they know I'm gonna live forever?:x

[Someone Stupid]

June 14, 2062
at the age of 81 years old

Good enough for me. Long as I'm not wearing diapers before I die I'm happy.

[mireland]

Originally posted by leprechaun_40
Oh boy, I get to croak next year before my birthday

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 4, 2004
at the age of 46 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (42%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Alien Abduction (5%)


What a bunch of ****, don't they know I'm gonna live forever?:x

http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/oops.gif

[Baddog]

Originally posted by leprechaun_40
Oh boy, I get to croak next year before my birthday

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 4, 2004
at the age of 46 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (42%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Alien Abduction (5%)


What a bunch of ****, don't they know I'm gonna live forever?:x

I'd be partying by **** off now while I had the chance.:D

[Billforce]

I know this is B.S. because I have already been informed that
I will be SHOT by a jealous husband when I am 95










:D

[cbh]

For your enjoyment only!!

[Dracas]

Survey Says!

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 4, 2044
at the age of 60 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Homicide (12%)
Drowning (9%)


Every Gypsy I've ever talked to says!

You will die on your 21st birthday, when a great change takes place, you die! die! But you will not be dead

:eek:

I think all Gypsys share their 'reading' lol, crazy people anyhow, have had three do a reading, all said a variant of the above

****, thats next year :p

[Yoshi]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 5, 2063
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Homicide (13%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Drowning (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)

10% Alien Abduction, hehehe
And 74 that aint too bad
:) :) :)

[Baddog]

Originally posted by Billforce
I know this is B.S. because I have already been informed that
I will be SHOT by a jealous husband when I am 95

:D

Or a Moderator. :eek: http://www.goodmantruck.com/jumpy.gif

[j.m@talk]

September 17, 2038
at the age of 72 years old.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[cwin]

Forbidden, this page (http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/) is categorized as: Mature.
:(;)

[Dreamwalker]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 9, 2069
at the age of 85 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (18%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Homicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)


Interesting...Auto-fellatio...