Why we don't do drugs: Man cuts off *****, eats it

[Dracas]

Man cuts off *****, eats it
July 13, 2003

A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own *****, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.

The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.

The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his ***** and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.

He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.


http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6745540%255E1702,00.html

:eek: :( There went my appetite...

[iceblue]

http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/wishes.gif

[cbh]

That man insisted that his ***** was an evil thing and he should get rid of it. I think he's totally induced by the drug and he's insane.

:)

[Cpl_Squirrel]

Originally posted by cbh
That man insisted that his ***** was an evil thing and he should get rid of it. I think he's totally induced by the drug...
*gasp* You're kidding!

[j.m@talk]

Whats worse? The kahoona munching, or the cheap seats stating the obvious?

I'll take a starter for 10 with that one jim :p

[mireland]

ya know, when I read the subject of this thread, I said to myself "mireland, DON'T read it." But guess what I did: I READ THE **** THING.. Sigh, it's like a train or car wreck I suppose..http://www.steroidology.com/forum/images/smilies/ugh.gif

[Dracas]

cbh: Thank you Captain Obvious :t

Mireland, I'm terribly sorry to cause you, and other members of sysopt such mental anguish.

Time now for a moment of silence for the ego of all mankind...


*snickers......snort....Cackles*:D This is really almost as bad as the woman who took a bite of the hot dog at Madison Square garden, discovered it had veins in it and . . .

[iceblue]

...and?




:D

[Duke523]

Horable......it makes reach towards my croch to make sure it is safe. UM....WOW.............what a crazy person. I mean WTF was the guy thinking........well I guess he wasn't when he took the pills.

[Dracas]

Duke said it.

:rolleyes:

Drugs r'bad, M'kay?

[Optimus Prime]

My friend's dad's friend took an LSD. He ended up thinking he was an orange and peeled off as much of his skin off as he could, he couldn't do it all though, because he died from blood loss.

[Bigjakkstaffa]

http://ohregina.com/drugsrbad.jpg

--Jakk:t

[causticVapor]

Holy hell....

I was eating ice cream and then THIS pops into my face, mmm, ice cream suddenly doesn't taste so nice anymore...

[Swordfish]

yikes....:eek: ......yuck....:x .....i love water never do drugs.

[Baddog]

Honey? What are these leftovers in the fridge?:D

[stix_kua]

Originally posted by mireland
ya know, when I read the subject of this thread, I said to myself "mireland, DON'T read it." But guess what I did: I READ THE **** THING.. Sigh, it's like a train or car wreck I suppose..http://www.steroidology.com/forum/images/smilies/ugh.gif

I feel the same way man.........

[Duke523]

same

[leprechaun_40]

This clown deserves a Darwin Award http://www.darwinawards.com

Hell yeah, :t

[Billforce]

HMMMMMMM, a genitalia Hannibal Lecter? :p

[cogburn]

LOL!

This is your *****:)

Thisis your ***** on drugs:eek:

:t

[Cpl_Squirrel]

This is your ***** on rye...

[sm8000]

What did that man say to Lorena Bobbitt?

"You gonna eat that?"

[Bigjakkstaffa]

Heres another absoloutley useless piece of info, a 'Bobbit' is now a recognised verb in the dictionary, it quite literally means to cut off someones John Thomas :eek:

--Jakk:t

[Dracas]

Originally posted by Baddog
Honey? What are these leftovers in the fridge?:D

ROFL! :D

[j.m@talk]

Can you immagine in your wildest dreams slicing any part of your body off & eating it?

Jeezuz

:rolleyes:

[Bigjakkstaffa]

I would have to be extrmemly hungry... im always hungry granted, but i mean EXTREMELY HUNGRY, and i certainly wouldnt chow down on THAT of all things, maybe the odd finger but 'that's just plain wrong :eek:..

--Jakk:t

[j.m@talk]

I eat toe nails & stuff..... Other peoples too...... Not quite the same tho :cool:

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk21.com
I eat toe nails & stuff..... Other peoples too...... Not quite the same tho :cool:

http://www.steroidology.com/forum/images/smilies/puke.gif to this entire thread...

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by mireland


http://www.steroidology.com/forum/images/smilies/puke.gif to this entire thread...


You checked ya pms M-land ?:eek:

[Dracas]

No ones asked the obvious.

"Did it taste like chicken?"

:eek:



I hate myself for that comment :mad: :t :D

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk21.com



You checked ya pms M-land ?:eek:

I didn't know I had any..in fact I've never pm'd anyone or even know HOW to check PM's... are you serious(it's hard to tell with you :D )

[j.m@talk]

Jezus you spanner................. :rolleyes:

top of screen "user cp"

BIG rectangle/oblong (purple) it says "New private messages"
click that & read dude!

Doesn't ya e-mail notification thingi work or what :rolleyes:

"Mireland" has the 'CBH' award for forward thinking :D

:t

[mireland]

Originally posted by j.m@talk21.com
Jezus you spanner................. :rolleyes:

top of screen "user cp"

BIG rectangle/oblong (purple) it says "New private messages"
click that & read dude!

Doesn't ya e-mail notification thingi work or what :rolleyes:

"Mireland" has the 'CBH' award for forward thinking :D

:t

listen you screwball, after 3 minutes of quick learning I figured out the PM thing and sent you a PM...now take back that CBH comment or else...:D

[Billforce]

Tell me, do you prefer thin sliced or thick sliced *****. :r :r

[Optimus Prime]

Originally posted by Billforce
Tell me, do you prefer thin sliced or thick sliced *****. :r :r

Oh man, that's gross. :eek:

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by mireland


listen you screwball,

:-@ :-@ :-@ :-@ :-@

[Baddog]

Originally posted by Billforce
Tell me, do you prefer thin sliced or thick sliced *****. :r :r

If I have doubt whether to post a reply or not......I better not:D

[Xtreme Kurahk]

Originally posted by Billforce
Tell me, do you prefer thin sliced or thick sliced *****. :r :r

Me and my friend make up gross things but that is just sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gross! :( :( :(

[cbh]

I think he's pretty sick in the head. That's all!

:p

[cwin]

owc hie :eek:

[Strat]

And this is the reason why we all stick to NATURAL drugs, none of these eff-ing chemical concoctions.

[cwin]

natural... yea shrooms!

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by cwin
natural... yea shrooms!

They did my eyes in those things............:eek:

[dodsimz]

They should get a picture up over at ***********

r-o-t-t-e-n dot com.

[Dracas]

What I don't get is how the FDA can regulate Marijuana, Peyote, or Shrooms, their natural plants, not manufactured pharmecueticals, theres a mandate that states the Federal Food and Drug Administration CAN NOT regulate natural substances that can be grown or grow naturally in a given locality.

But they do anyhow, what gets me is Peyote. I have some Native American in me, and I know for a fact Peyote was used for some time for spirit quests and what not. Hows a man supposed to find inner piece when he's not trippin' balls and chasing the fuzzy white coyote across the desert, only to sit down and have a big mac and fries out on the sand dunes at a random Mickey D's?

Hehe, ohwell :t

[Baddog]

Originally posted by Dracas
only to sit down and have a big mac and fries out on the sand dunes at a random Mickey D's?

Hehe, ohwell :t

What are you talking about...having all of that saturated fat surrounding your heart will soon have you up there with the great spirit.:eek:

[Bigjakkstaffa]

When it come sot food and health i really dont care, im thin as a rake but my diet is really terrible, but, if it kills me, it kills me but at least ive enjoyed my food

--Jakk:t

[Cyan]

Im not afraid of dying from the food I eat, I'm afraid of living when I eat bad food.
Ex:
having trouble walking up stairs
having trouble walking down stairs
having trouble walking up hills
having trouble walking down hills
having trouble walking
Getting tired while sitting
breathing heavily after walking
breathing heavily
getting tired standing up

And so on... now... is that the way to live?

[Bigjakkstaffa]

Exactly, all this health food stuff costs megabucks and mostly tastes horrible, plus if you want to live healthily you need all these ridiculous protein supplements and whatnot. Thats not to say im against natural healthy eating, heck i drink nothing but milk water (and er, beer) and eat a lot of fruit, fish, cheese... but at the same time i do somewhat overindulge on the ol cooked breakfasts, burgers, kebabs, pizza's and whatnot, but no matter what any docotr may ever say to me, im enjoying it, so im not gonna change, even if it kills me

--Jakk:t

[Dracas]

{Rant}
You know what, everything you hear on the news is ****. Except for genetic predisposal, its human irresponsibility that makes people fat, not the occasional Big Mac and Fries.

You know what I eat? Sugar. Salt. Grease. Lots of It. I weight 175, I'm 6'4" and not an inch outside of my healthy weight. I have a clean bill of health (excluding a birth defect, vich is a miscrient valve in my left ventrical, thanks for drinkin while you were pregnant mom!).

Here's the lie, you know that Nutrisweet stuff? Splenda? Its Sucralose and Saccharin, neither which are sugars your body can use right, eat these things in diet soda and diet foods day in and day out and your body slacks on the insulin production, guess what? You develop Type 2(?) Diabetes, this has been confirmed by about every healthcare practitioner I've spoken to.

You know what else? Insulin tries to digest Sucralose and Saccharin and all these other 'man made sweeteners' and is successful...to a point, whats left after trying to digest these extravagant molecular chains are partial proteins called Prions, which by the way, cause Cancer. And how. Wether obvious or not, Prions can cause a LOT of other problems as well.

So what about Olestra? Maybe Roughage? Olestra can cause colon cancer in a big way, not to mention you're stuck with 'oily discharge', 'distended stomach' and abdominal pain from H*ll. Roughage is good, about the only good thing there is. but like any other food, you have to get enzymes from real meats, eggs, and cheese, not to mention fruits and vegetables, to digest the compounds present in ANY food.

Truth is, don't listen to that **** on the news. These are the same people who first told us Eggs were bad...then they said eggs were good...then they said the white parts were good but the yellow parts were bad and WHO THE HEFF GIVES A ****.

The only truth there is, is that we're all animals. We're not machines, and we're not 'special' where nature is concerned. Medical technology has kept us all alive longer, but manmade food and lazy-*ss attitudes have made everyone stuffed like a pork rhine. Eat natural things for blarnies sake, even veggie oil and potatoes concoct a french fry, at least those two things are natural, and aren't reliant on manmade chemical fats, sweeteners and whatever else.

One of the oldest women to live, lived around 124 years. She didn't do 'diet' and didn't need to, exercise was minimal, and yeah - you get the idea, I don't have to rant anymore. Did you honestly think eating toxic chemicals would make you thinner? :rolleyes: It will, it'll make you dead, then you won't be fat anymore :p

{/Rant}

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by Bigjakkstaffa
Exactly, all this health food stuff costs megabucks

I used to be like that............. Then all of a sudden,,,,,,, I kinda had to slap the brakes on before I ended up like John Candy........ :eek:

No I have never been near that big, But when things start to wobble when ya sprinting for the bus, It's time to take stock :(

Agreed? :rolleyes: