OverClocka
06-20-2003, 11:04 PM
Here is a really good riddle for you people..... hehehe
All Men have One...
I have one !!!
Your husband will have one !!!
Your mother uses your father's one !!!
And your auntie uses your uncle's one !!!
A married lady would acquire one !!!
But a divorced lady would lose her one !!!
A Pope doesn't use his one !!!
Lee Kuan Yew has a short-short one !!!
Mao Ze Dong had a hairy one !!!
Lord Krishna had a long-long one !!!
Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one !!!
Michael J. Fox has a shorter one !!!
Madonna doesn't have one !!!
The Chinese usually have short ones !!!
While the Pakistanis usually have long ones !!!
After your marriage your husband will give you his one !!!
Anyone know what it is?
All Men have One...
I have one !!!
Your husband will have one !!!
Your mother uses your father's one !!!
And your auntie uses your uncle's one !!!
A married lady would acquire one !!!
But a divorced lady would lose her one !!!
A Pope doesn't use his one !!!
Lee Kuan Yew has a short-short one !!!
Mao Ze Dong had a hairy one !!!
Lord Krishna had a long-long one !!!
Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one !!!
Michael J. Fox has a shorter one !!!
Madonna doesn't have one !!!
The Chinese usually have short ones !!!
While the Pakistanis usually have long ones !!!
After your marriage your husband will give you his one !!!
Anyone know what it is?