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j.m@talk
05-07-2003, 06:51 PM
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa (Reuters) - A South African man died trying to cut his own head off with a butcher's band saw in a major supermarket, police said on Wednesday.
Superintendent Jay Naicker said the Shoprite Checkers store in Richards Bay had been ready to close on Monday when the man wandered in and headed for the meat department. "He just walked in, went to the band saw machine and switched it on," Naicker told Reuters. "Apparently he knew what he was doing. He put his neck to the blade and it cut about half way through before he fell to the floor."

Naicker said the man, later identified as 31-year-old Emmanuel Gumbi, was pronounced dead at the scene.

He said police had turned up no motive for the suicide, which stunned staff and shoppers at the store in northern Kwazulu-Natal province.

AllGamer
05-07-2003, 09:33 PM
:x koo koo.....

own
05-08-2003, 12:37 AM
HAHAHAHA HIS LAST NAME WAS GUMBI HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2penguins
05-08-2003, 05:08 AM
GEEZUS KHRIST! Thats gotta hurt.

Bigjakkstaffa
05-08-2003, 11:33 AM
Anyone heard about that guy who cut up the Mormons in texas with the bandsaw in the 60's(might have been 70's), parently got the heads down into little 2cm squares :eek:

Man thats some unpleasent stuff..even more alraming he got off of death row and came to England :eek:

--Jakk:t

killer_teddy
05-08-2003, 02:38 PM
I take it you saw that documentary then Jakk. Didn't he end up getting arested again in England for hording up guns and planning to kill people?

Bigjakkstaffa
05-08-2003, 02:55 PM
Yeah, had just about enough guns to start WW3 with :eek: They were trying to get him deported back to texas to be fried (new evidence) but the lucky sod died before they could get to him

--Jakk:t

AllGamer
05-08-2003, 03:07 PM
i bet he wanted to feel how a Pig Head dies under a saw at the slaughter houses :D

Baby Arm
05-08-2003, 03:21 PM
I think they should have ground the guy up and cooked human hamburgers for the other shoppers... then his life would have had meaning.

Mmmmm pass the ketsup.

:t

Timmac4
05-09-2003, 01:46 AM
lol J.M. where do you get this stuff. It's great! I just wonder what someone would have to be thinking to do something like that. Ok now off to the local market to take a good look at their meats.

AllGamer
05-09-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Timmac4
lol J.M. where do you get this stuff. It's great! I just wonder what someone would have to be thinking to do something like that. Ok now off to the local market to take a good look at their meats.

Local market ad:

"One day sale - Man made meat - Low fat - you wont believe what you are about to eat - $3.59 / lb"


:x :D :p :t