My New Avitar!!!!!!!!

[j.m@talk]

Nice eh!................... F@ncy gave it me! :rolleyes:

Do you think she's tryin' to tell me somthing? :(

[bushmaster]

Well it could have all sorts of meaning. Half in the bag, Put a bag over his head and, Bag of ????,

[fancyf]

I gave it to you after you "STOLE" mine...

:p

BTW it's avAtar..not avItar

The End :)

someone please close this thread!? :rolleyes: :r ;)

[AllGamer]

Which one?

the bag on the head? :r

[tony_j15]

I like controversial stuff, so thats why my ava says what it says on it.

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by fancyf
I gave it to you after you "STOLE" mine...

:p

BTW it's avAtar..not avItar

The End :)

someone please close this thread!? :rolleyes: :r ;)

Yo............Roll back the attitude! :mad: Your not too big to be put over my knee & slapped you know girly ;)

:D :D

Mumble mumble frikkin avatar.....avitar........ geepers...........frikkin school teachers :r

[DocEvi1]

this is a great story....

My pop used to work in a post office in Newcastle Town Centre. Every week a gentleman would come in wearing a plastic bag over his head, small holes cut in for his eyes. He would wear a scarf and be served, nothing sinister, nothing bad. I guess he felt more comfortable wearing a bag.

Anyway, one day he comes in, but's he forgotten his scarf, he can't see because the bag doesn't turn with his head. he walks into everything, falls over people, ends up hurting himself and bubbling out of the shop. The whole shop is laughing at the poor bloke.

Another day, a completly different bloke tries an armed raid on the store (a very funny story considering he waited 10 mins while an armed repsonse unit arrived from police HQ :rolleyes: ), just as the police were leaving, the bag guy arrives, walking into the store - he was on the floor handcuffs on until the store manager rescues him.


I tell ya, people are plain weird here in Newcastle, for years people have been searching for Ronnie Kell, on most street corners people are behind tables with papers on shouting for Ronnie Kell, you would have thought they would have given up by now ;)

Stefan

[bushmaster]

Your not too big to be put over my knee & slapped you know girly
Ooops not a good sign. Seems he likes to slap females.

[fancyf]

Your not too big to be put over my knee & slapped you know girly

not likely to happen! hmm!

[j.m@talk]

Ooops not a good sign. Seems he likes to slap females.

& penguins :D

[Bigjakkstaffa]

I tell ya, people are plain weird here in Newcastle,

You should come up the road to hartlepool :x

Maybe theres a lot of interbreeding going on in the north east or sumink :confused:

--Jakk:t

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by Bigjakkstaffa
You should come up the road to hartlepool :x
Maybe theres a lot of interbreeding going on in the north east or sumink :confused:
--Jakk:t

Maybe when clouds of adhesive vapour wafting over from Nissan
combine with potatoe smog from Walkers, a strange chemical reaction takes place & sends you all barmey......;)

Frikkin' "T" shirts in mid winter :eek: -50 & "T" shirts it is........
somthing to soak up the "NBA" spills :D

[herosrest]

The Newcastle thing may just have something to do with the beer in the bread... possibly ... then again maybe not. :x :x

[gjimene2]

Jim just likes to be called a naughty boy and being spanked by a fanfy french woman in a french maid outfit. lol, and he likes it vice versa.

[Optimus Prime]

I say its that damned ugly "Angel Of The North" that's sending them all crazy, its an alien artifact! And uses its psychic powers!

[herosrest]

:confused: ?? http://fly.to/shearer


http://www.wcbs.demon.co.uk/angel.html :r

[j.m@talk]

http://www.gateshead.gov.uk/angel/Colin-Cuthbert_01.jpg

:rolleyes:

[Bigjakkstaffa]

'Im from 'artlepool where even the waters 'ard'


As the local saying goes.

We got the reigonal drugs capital, one of the top 3 single and young mum levels in Britain, theres been a rapid growth of babies born with heroin addiction from their mothers and the crime rate is ridiculously high.

All n all, not a place to go for a picnic :p

--Jakk:t

[j.m@talk]

Or virgin hunting :r :r :r :r

[DocEvi1]

the angel doesn't look like that here....

I personally like it, it's great to see it as you come over the hill from Washington and down the straight, it kinda welcomes you back.

BiggJakk' - you should come up to Hartlepool, it's south of Newcastle!

Stefan

[herosrest]

Watch out H'pool - you'll be No2 on the list after I-rak...... :t

[j.m@talk]

Originally posted by DocEvi1
I personally like it, it's great to see it as you come over the hill from Washington and down the straight, it kinda welcomes you back.

Could do wiv a lick of paint tho' ;)

I hot some Hammerite that will do the job admirably:D

[Bigjakkstaffa]

you should come up to Hartlepool, it's south of Newcastle!

Bleh, Geography, never cared for it, but haviong just thought about the motorways i relaise the mistake made :x

Its much higher up on the ol

'hive of scum n villany' rating though ;)

Our local paper reads like some sort of crime novel its that bad :eek:

--Jakk:t

[j.m@talk]

:-@ :-@ :-@

Kin Geordies :rolleyes:

[killer_teddy]

Originally posted by Bigjakkstaffa
one of the top 3 single and young mum levels in Britain,

--Jakk:t

And I'm from Nottingham where we have the number 1 teenage pregnancy rate in the UK. Beat that!:p

[Billforce]

I have always heard that they referred to Nottingham as the MIRACLE CITY. Miracle because they found one virgin there.:r :r

[j.m@talk]

The whole place is a Mecca for teenage pregnancies,

shame really, perhaps if the government stopped offering them free accomodation, it may decrease the number of contraception failures :rolleyes:

[Bigjakkstaffa]

Dont start with that stuff, part of my Sociology A - Level was the idea of Single mums being sdo to gain benefits and the wad of Femesnist criticisms of that approach. Femenists moan about everything i tell ya, even marxism only bickers about a few aspects, but femenists, oh no, they can whine about anything and everything :rolleyes:

--Jakk:t

[j.m@talk]

You can call it Marxist,Feminist, Meat Pie & Chips-ist' if you like, but we both (& others) have this niggling quiver in the backs of our minds........ That the two are connected .......... :t

Does saying this make me a bad person? (ahh your confusing me again.................. With somone that really gives a toss)

Some say its to do with the lack of xse (an annagram) education in schools :rolleyes: You & I both know that is Bull Poop......

Life skills thats whats need ......... Blah ....Blah..... Moan Moan ;)

[Bigjakkstaffa]

Marxism has a truth to it, feminism just seems like moaning for moanings sake, then again, women are liek that by nature arent they :p;)

(complaints to the usual address)

--Jakk:t

[j.m@talk]

I have been verbally chewed before, for pausing & opening a door for a girly......... I got "Don't you think I could of done that for myself"............ Oddly enough she had one of those left side of the atlantic accents.......... "Have a nice f****g day" rolled off my tongue @ the time as I remember ;)

[Bigjakkstaffa]

Heh heh heh :D

--Jakk:t

[Scrooby]

Originally posted by killer_teddy


And I'm from Nottingham where we have the number 1 teenage pregnancy rate in the UK. Beat that!:p


What you mean you took over frm us in Doncaster

[killer_teddy]

Yeah last I heard Scrooby.:p