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DavidX
08-03-1999, 07:34 PM
Found this at the Bizarre News site:

Police Investigate the Murder Of A Computer

(13 July 1999)

A man in Issaquah, Washington was arrested this week for shooting his personal computer. According to an AP wire report, police talked the man into coming out after a short stand-off. They found his PC with four bullet holes in the hard drive and one in the monitor... well, it's quicker than calling tech support...

I think I can understand how he felt. Also found this:

Woman Fatally Mistaken For Racoon

(16 July 1999)

"I snapped or something," said Orval Loyd of Dallas, TX, explaining to police why he had mistaken his mother-in-law for a large raccoon and hacked her to death... hey, anybody can make a mistake...

That is some weird site http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif www.bizarrenews.com (http://www.bizarrenews.com)

socalgal
08-03-1999, 07:53 PM
LOL!! Reminds me of the story a few weeks back of some woman hacked her husbands computer up with an axe or something because he spent more time on it than on her http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

poor guy

DavidX
08-03-1999, 08:02 PM
socalgal~
hmmm . . . wonder if either of those guys could claim under the warranty. No, maybe not . . . http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

socalgal
08-03-1999, 09:06 PM
DavidX ~ probably not, intentional misuse, most likely. Could claim it under vandalism, disaster in home insurance maybe? http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

Ed_S
08-03-1999, 09:38 PM
The guy that shot his computer - now THERE'S a story we can all relate too!!!

Couldn't count how many times I was mad at it & had to leave before dong something rash! Guess he just stayed that little bit too long...

KillerBug
08-03-1999, 11:16 PM
Now, if he had Linux, he have had the crashes drive him to insanity, filling his coputer with lead! As for the other, perhapse he should have spent less time on the porn sites, more time with the real thing, no matter how much of a beast his wife was!!!!

TigerStrike
08-03-1999, 11:43 PM
Hey, maybe that's fix my Video card problems...


BLAM! BLAM!

<You have commited an illigal operation, press Ctrl-Alt-Del to restart>

GB
08-03-1999, 11:53 PM
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[This message has been edited by GB (edited 08-19-99).]

Zonker
08-04-1999, 04:59 AM
Reminds me of a saying...

"You only need one tool, and that's a hammer. If you can't fix it woth a hammer, it's not worth the trouble" http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

800XL
08-04-1999, 05:16 AM
"Few problems cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives."

MrEd
08-04-1999, 11:45 AM
"You can get much farther with a kind word, and a gun, than you can with a kind word alone." -Al Capone.

Hi Guys, I'm back...
-MrEd

[This message has been edited by MrEd (edited 08-04-99).]

Scott Evans
08-04-1999, 06:50 PM
Suggestion: When really angry with your computer, play this movie and feel better- ftp://ftp.shaftnet.org/pub/movies/badday.mpg

socalgal
08-06-1999, 12:52 AM
Hi MrEd. good to see you back! http://www.sysopt.com/forum/smile.gif