Southern Humor

[Bovon]

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.

Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have? A suppository?" She pulled it out & stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm so glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."

[drydoc]

ROFLMAO:D

[gjimene2]

roflmao

[muchmark]

:D

[TARP2]

hehehe;) Good one Bovon.


This one might have a little South in it.

2 cowboys walk into a saloon. They sit down at the bar, and one says to the bartender;
Hey, wheres 'one-eyed Joe' today.

Bartender: He's at the hangin'.

CB: well, who they hangin'?

BT: Their hangin' 'Brown Paper Pete.'

CB: Don't know him, whats he look like?

BT: Well, you can't miss him, he wears a brown paper Stetson and a brown paper shirt, and brown paper pants and brown paper boots.

CB: What 'er they hangin' him for?

BT: Rustlin'



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