muchmark
11-01-2002, 07:42 AM
Mine is:
Make sure brain is engage before mouth is put into drive.
Make sure brain is engage before mouth is put into drive.
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BlackTruckRyder
11-01-2002, 09:23 AM
Guns don't kill people, people kill people.
ukulele
11-01-2002, 10:57 AM
There is no Gravity, the Earth Sucks.
Optimus Prime
11-01-2002, 11:00 AM
If you are reading this, the b**ch musta fell off
Strawbs
11-01-2002, 11:18 AM
My Other Car is Cr*p too!
leprechaun_40
11-01-2002, 01:18 PM
Actually had 2 favs
1. If two rednecks get a divorce are they still cousins?
2. Don't Californicate Colorado.:D
1. If two rednecks get a divorce are they still cousins?
2. Don't Californicate Colorado.:D
TARP2
11-01-2002, 05:32 PM
Maybe not my favorite, but I saw..
Life is short, Don't drive like a D!ck
Life is short, Don't drive like a D!ck
SJG437
11-01-2002, 06:02 PM
Stop in-breeding, Ban country music. :p
muchmark
11-01-2002, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by SJG437
Stop in-breeding, Ban country music. :p
Looks like I got me a new fav. :D
Stop in-breeding, Ban country music. :p
Looks like I got me a new fav. :D
herosrest
11-01-2002, 07:45 PM
Pedestrians.
:cool:______:p
:cool:______:p
Disk11
11-01-2002, 07:57 PM
My kid had sex with your honor student:x
mireland
11-01-2002, 08:10 PM
"Maybe you'd drive better with that cell phone up your ****"
bob05
11-01-2002, 09:17 PM
My kid kicked your honor student's ***!:D :D :D
Tick
11-01-2002, 09:21 PM
Im 36 going on 50 by my looks. Old people drivers are the worst.
Need one saying " Old People Suck" and when im old I need one saying "Older people Suck"!
Tick
Need one saying " Old People Suck" and when im old I need one saying "Older people Suck"!
Tick
Tor
11-01-2002, 09:48 PM
Save the Trees, wipe your ***** with a Spotted Owl! ;)
That's a good one in Oregon.
That's a good one in Oregon.
Giblet Plus!
11-01-2002, 09:50 PM
"support your local stripper"
and a chick was driving the car, too :D
and a chick was driving the car, too :D
Ol'Tunzafun
11-01-2002, 10:04 PM
I have PMS and I have a GUN. :eek:
That bumper sticker altered traffic patterns.
That bumper sticker altered traffic patterns.
gfunkmartin
11-02-2002, 08:43 AM
1) University of Maryland College Park
2) Visualize swirled peas
2) Visualize swirled peas
Imperion1
11-02-2002, 12:44 PM
http://www.sysopt.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80820&highlight=bumper
http://www.sysopt.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=81571&highlight=bumper
http://www.sysopt.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=77625&highlight=bumper
This is really about bumper stickers but Computer Geeks.
http://www.sysopt.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=79567&highlight=bumper
http://www.sysopt.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=81571&highlight=bumper
http://www.sysopt.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=77625&highlight=bumper
This is really about bumper stickers but Computer Geeks.
http://www.sysopt.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=79567&highlight=bumper
Giblet Plus!
11-02-2002, 04:52 PM
oh, Imperion1, why do you have to ruin the fun like that? :p
Witch-Talon
11-02-2002, 05:34 PM
If you can read this, Your driving too close.
Optimus Prime
11-02-2002, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by Giblet Plus!
oh, Imperion1, why do you have to ruin the fun like that? :p
simple. he is a moderator.
oh, Imperion1, why do you have to ruin the fun like that? :p
simple. he is a moderator.
bushmaster
11-02-2002, 05:47 PM
My highschool dropout got your honor student pregnant.
Nathan G.
11-02-2002, 05:47 PM
I saw this on the back of a new/very expensive looking Jaguar.
All parts falling off of this car are of the highest quality British manufacture.
not a "Happy Jaguar Customer"... i guess :):eek:
All parts falling off of this car are of the highest quality British manufacture.
not a "Happy Jaguar Customer"... i guess :):eek:
Optimus Prime
11-02-2002, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by Nathan G.
I saw this on the back of a new/very expensive looking Jaguar.
not a "Happy Jaguar Customer"... i guess :):eek: [/B]
He was looking for someone else to pick on, he had got bored of his fair share of Russians.
I saw this on the back of a new/very expensive looking Jaguar.
not a "Happy Jaguar Customer"... i guess :):eek: [/B]
He was looking for someone else to pick on, he had got bored of his fair share of Russians.
ukulele
11-02-2002, 06:33 PM
Seen on a Porsche "My other car's a Hugo"
leprechaun_40
11-02-2002, 08:35 PM
If a**holes could fly, this place would be an airport:D
My daughter had that one on her car:r
My daughter had that one on her car:r
Imperion1
11-02-2002, 11:02 PM
Nah, I posted those links instead of retyping everything. Made it much easier.:D
leprechaun_40
11-03-2002, 10:53 AM
I just remembered one I really liked, wish I could find it,
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it:x
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it:x
drydoc
11-03-2002, 10:55 PM
I See Dumb People
jad1097
11-03-2002, 11:16 PM
One my father used to have on his truck.
"Will the last American to leave Florida please bring the flag with you"
The old man is a bit of a redneck.
"Will the last American to leave Florida please bring the flag with you"
The old man is a bit of a redneck.
arkie
11-03-2002, 11:18 PM
Criminals love gun control... It makes their jobs safer!:t
Witch-Talon
11-04-2002, 12:12 AM
I see purple elephants!:D
Originally posted by drydoc
I See Dumb People
Originally posted by drydoc
I See Dumb People
Ol'Tunzafun
11-04-2002, 01:18 AM
While in Vancouver I saw a pick-up truck from Alberta with a bumper sticker that said:
"Please God, let there be one more oil boom. I promise not to pi$$ it all away next time."
"Please God, let there be one more oil boom. I promise not to pi$$ it all away next time."
NDD
11-04-2002, 11:09 PM
סמים את זה בצד
Witch-Talon
11-04-2002, 11:17 PM
Would you kindly translante that please :p
Originally posted by ND
סמים את זה בצד
Originally posted by ND
סמים את זה בצד
NDD
11-05-2002, 12:24 AM
Hebrew.
DIY :p
DIY :p
Strawbs
11-05-2002, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by ND
Hebrew.
DIY :p you could at least supply a link to a Hebrew web translation service. :x
Hebrew.
DIY :p you could at least supply a link to a Hebrew web translation service. :x
NDD
11-05-2002, 04:42 PM
I could, but I won't. Doah ! :r
ukulele
11-05-2002, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by ND
סמים את זה בצד
In Hawaiian "Niele au aea aoa" means to 'Wander while swimming and rise your head above the water to howl'. :D
It's not in my Hawaiian dictionary but niei in Hawaiian I think is crazy!
סמים את זה בצד
In Hawaiian "Niele au aea aoa" means to 'Wander while swimming and rise your head above the water to howl'. :D
It's not in my Hawaiian dictionary but niei in Hawaiian I think is crazy!
NDD
11-05-2002, 09:01 PM
I feel much violence in Hawaiian people :rolleyes: :( :p
Slitelyused
11-07-2002, 02:34 AM
" Dont blame me for this ****, I didnt vote ",,,:p
mrt1212
11-07-2002, 03:38 AM
dont be a dick
which im going to put on my car friday before i drive to LA
which im going to put on my car friday before i drive to LA
ukulele
11-07-2002, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by ND
I feel much violence in Hawaiian people :rolleyes: :( :p
Actually it is quite the opposite. Most Hawaiian people are very tolerant of the hordes that invaded and robbed them of their islands. They are always the first to share and treat outsiders as family. They are hunters and gatherers by birthright but they never kill for sport and learn early to respect their land. What most people know about their history is tainted by "civilized" intruders who are the very ones that brought death, disease, drugs and guns to these islands and then used the mighty pen and paper to take all but the worst property and enslaved the real tenants. I am a white man myself but I get along great with the Hawaiians because I learned early on here that education isn't everything and respect my gracious hosts no matter what their customs are.
I feel much violence in Hawaiian people :rolleyes: :( :p
Actually it is quite the opposite. Most Hawaiian people are very tolerant of the hordes that invaded and robbed them of their islands. They are always the first to share and treat outsiders as family. They are hunters and gatherers by birthright but they never kill for sport and learn early to respect their land. What most people know about their history is tainted by "civilized" intruders who are the very ones that brought death, disease, drugs and guns to these islands and then used the mighty pen and paper to take all but the worst property and enslaved the real tenants. I am a white man myself but I get along great with the Hawaiians because I learned early on here that education isn't everything and respect my gracious hosts no matter what their customs are.
AllGamer
11-07-2002, 11:49 AM
hey what happend with my post?
i posted days ago
and now the message is gone?
it didn't have any swear words in it
:mad:
i posted days ago
and now the message is gone?
it didn't have any swear words in it
:mad:
NJEnviroguy
11-07-2002, 01:46 PM
"Horn Broke...Watch for Finger"
"Union 1....Confederacy 0.....Halftime"
"Nuke a Godless, Gay, Baby Seal for Christ"
"Union 1....Confederacy 0.....Halftime"
"Nuke a Godless, Gay, Baby Seal for Christ"
ukulele
11-07-2002, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by AllGamer
hey what happend with my post?
i posted days ago
and now the message is gone?
it didn't have any swear words in it
:mad:
Too many posts in one day. You have overloaded the system. :p
hey what happend with my post?
i posted days ago
and now the message is gone?
it didn't have any swear words in it
:mad:
Too many posts in one day. You have overloaded the system. :p
ukulele
11-07-2002, 03:20 PM
Here is one I just coined on another thread, Print it, sell it and send me money. It's copyrighted.
What? I can't hear you. I have an infuction in my ear. Bear as* me later.
What? I can't hear you. I have an infuction in my ear. Bear as* me later.
Witch-Talon
11-07-2002, 05:10 PM
"Don't like my driving? TOUGH!" :p
muchmark
11-07-2002, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by Witch-Talon
"Don't like my driving? TOUGH!" :p
Boy people are very polite in Tokyo. :)
"Don't like my driving? TOUGH!" :p
Boy people are very polite in Tokyo. :)
Witch-Talon
11-07-2002, 08:39 PM
LOL! :D I'm not from Tokyo :D Just love the movie "AKIRA".
Originally posted by muchmark
Boy people are very polite in Tokyo. :)
Originally posted by muchmark
Boy people are very polite in Tokyo. :)
drydoc
11-07-2002, 09:10 PM
"Save A Tree, Eat A Beaver"
I0's
11-08-2002, 12:09 AM
My Horns Not Working, Watch Out For Fingers
gjimene2
11-08-2002, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by drydoc
"Save A Tree, Eat A Beaver"
I saw one that said
"Eating Beavers Doesn't Only Save Tree's, It's Also Great Birth Control"
"Save A Tree, Eat A Beaver"
I saw one that said
"Eating Beavers Doesn't Only Save Tree's, It's Also Great Birth Control"
drydoc
11-08-2002, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by gjimene2
"Eating Beavers Doesn't Only Save Tree's, It's Also Great Birth Control"
LOL, I like that one
"Eating Beavers Doesn't Only Save Tree's, It's Also Great Birth Control"
LOL, I like that one
gjimene2
11-11-2002, 11:45 PM
hehehe,,
b_shill
11-12-2002, 12:06 AM
i have a few
"end world hunger, eat the poor."
"i finished my vegtables, now what th F**K do i do with all these wheelchairs."
"I love cops, they taste like pork."
"if you got it, tuck it between your legs and pretend that you dont."
"sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
"It's stolen..."
"FA-Q"
:D i have more but i think those are my fav.
"end world hunger, eat the poor."
"i finished my vegtables, now what th F**K do i do with all these wheelchairs."
"I love cops, they taste like pork."
"if you got it, tuck it between your legs and pretend that you dont."
"sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
"It's stolen..."
"FA-Q"
:D i have more but i think those are my fav.
gjimene2
11-12-2002, 12:27 AM
turn those wheelchairs into a doom buggy :)
bushmaster
11-12-2002, 12:48 AM
The bumper sticker compendium (http://www.maxmatic.com/bumpstik/bumpstik_index.htm)
But I like this one
"Your village called...They want their idiot back"
But I like this one
"Your village called...They want their idiot back"
gjimene2
11-12-2002, 01:01 AM
ok, that site went to my favorites, and I'm busting some ribs, LOL
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