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Cavalier Ed
03-14-2001, 02:41 PM
What determines member status. How does one get from junior member to senior member or even ultimate member?

jaida
03-14-2001, 02:58 PM
you can read the faq its in there but heres the jist

member 30 posts
senior 500
ultimate 1000

Richard_Cranium72
03-14-2001, 03:20 PM
The parameters and requirements for the status changes are reviewed and approved or disapproved by the SYSOPT elders(OWO) otherwise known as
"the Old Wise Ones"

Depending on the flame count, the post veracity and the general credibility of the postee, reduction or credit to the total post count is established prior to the advancement from one level to the next.

The Old Wise Ones will reduce the post count as needed to prevent the unwarranted advancement of undeserving postees to preserve the quality, overall usefulness of and enhance the fulfillment capability of these forum pages.

Postees who repeat the same infractions of the unnamed rules are subject to secret and unknown punishments in addition to the reduction of posting credit numbers.

These terms are of course including parameters yet to be disclosed and behind the scenes blackballing but these are not limited to the heretofore mentioned accounts.

Limitations are subject to change at any time without prior or subsequent notice at the total and complete discretion of the system elders.

The staff of the old Wise Ones is mostly secret and the majority of them have checked off as wishing to remain nameless.

This presents a difficulty in knowing whose rectal area with which to provide the necessary negative pressure forces to continue onward and not be cast into the unknown abyss .

Overall the post count is not the main contributing factor in remaining in good standing with the OWO.
The rejection value diagram that the Old Wise Ones have contrived is a self graduating, side parallel, quantum oracle which is quanified by a triple-blind study done a Bellvue institution for the mentally insane in 1873.

Several other studies have been contrived and now are in use by the OLD Wise Ones.

Outpatient is the OWO in charge of the phan-tzee study.
Unfortunately, he is at present unavailable due to his most recent re-incarceration at Bellvue in upper NY, sometimes he escapes at night into the offices and comes to visit us at SYSOPT.

Granted the upmost efforts that any one member can contribute is the best way to remain in good standards with the OWO.

With luck he may remain at the previous post count without any demerits being credited to his/her account.

If ones behaviors cause a reduction of the count to the point of negativity then the members pen name and password are hereby revoked,, forever.

Several charts are used in the reduction methodology the worst being an "Aawsheet" . One of these removes 100 posts.
It pays to read, re-read and re-read again to make sure that none of the OWO cabinet members takes offense, disgust or confusion to the threads inclination.
One must make sure his verbiage is articulate, crisp, concise and to the point of complete and utter veracity, scope, completeness, accuracy, timeliness, and how it fits into the other forum postees responses.

In closing make sure the post is placed in the proper forum, this horrid and unexplainable error is sure to get a "Aaawsheet"

most sincerely,

Richard Cranium

MiKe85
03-14-2001, 04:11 PM
Still only a regular member http://www.sysopt.com/forum/frown.gif

Mike

Cavalier Ed
03-15-2001, 08:31 AM
Thanks guys, I get the picture. I didnt read the faq's as my online time costs me about$2 an hour on weekdays, so I try to go straight to subject matter.
Maybe one day I'll reach the higher echelons!!

randy48
03-15-2001, 08:59 AM
**** Doc, you just cost Cavalier Ed the better part of $2 http://www.sysopt.com/forum/wink.gif

gauge
03-15-2001, 04:47 PM
WoW Richard that is one hell of a post. You should be write science fiction novels.

Jr