$5000 fast

[Nick CPU]

How can I make $5000 fast?

[jad1097]

Hit the lotto, sell drugs, sell yourself, rob a bank, borrow itl, get a job that pays well and work untill you have it.:rolleyes:


Lol ...listen to EPMD

[$1500-P4 gamer]

Get 5 Grand, put in wallet, sit in car and do 60mph!:D
Play the stock market? Dont know, if I did-this would be a P4 2.53 and a XP 2200+ would be right beside it not a duron 1gig!:rolleyes: Good Luck.:cool: :t

[Nick CPU]

har har har (Sarcastic voice)

[bushmaster]

Make up n sell sysopt.com t-shirts

[Steve R Jones]

Sell all your computers:)

[TARP2]

Get a fast printer;)

[bob05]

Originally posted by TARP2
Get a fast printer;)

good one:D um seriously stock market. Just to prove my point my class was given $500,000 each person to play the stock market. Thought my reaserch and hard work I made $49,534. But you know what the #2 person's stratagy was: pick stocks with cool and interesting names. :rolleyes: So if I picked names that were sexyer than her's, i wouldnt have to waste my time doing all that reserch.

[Shinta]

every1 has played the stock market game even me! :D

but seriously.. 5k is a lot to try and earn 'fast'

how fast do you actually need it? ever consider donating blood/sperm/bone marrow for some small $$? :O

a summer job making $9/hr would get you only about $2k in 2 months :O

try fixing up a couple cars and selling them if you know how

or sell things you dont need/want anymore. i remember a few yrs ago i played a card game called magic the gathering. i started about 7 yrs ago. i never wanted to sell the cards until recently when i figured it was childish.

i sold common cards online and made about $500 off of them. i brought my uncommons, rares, and signature cards to a local hobby shop and sold them to people who couldnt find them anywhere else. only managed to sell about 20 cards or so. made about $2.5k though

[Nick CPU]

I make $400 a week at my summer job now. But I need lots for College and Law school. How much do they pay for donating blood and bone marrow I have never done that before. Thanks

[TARP2]

Too late to look into scholarships?

[Shinta]

im not sure i think it varies o_O

[Shinta]

ok heres info i found out for you:

sperm donation - varies from $1 to $45. or upto $200 per week if you donate once a week for 6 months.

blood - varies on your blood type and blood bank. can make around $1 upto $30 per pint.

bone marrow - i couldnt find any information this one.

[bushmaster]

I hear MCI Worldcomm is looking for ceo's

[PuterTutor]

Originally posted by Shinta
ok heres info i found out for you:

sperm donation. upto $200 per week if you donate once a week for 6 months.


I can get paid that much for that? Where was that job when I was sixteen?:D

[Nick CPU]

Thanks for all the help. But I still dont have a good sollution. Ok lets see if we can do better. here are my skills and captial.

I am 19
- I have about $10,000(need it all for college)
- I have 5 years of on the job computer experience
- I ran a computer service/repair by myself for a few years and did ok not great. $40/hour about 2 hours a week average.:(
- I can detail cars
- I have a lot of outdoor experience(Eagle Scout, etc.)
- I can design and build self controlled robots(Smart Battlebots)
- I am currently working for a Law firm, $400/Week, on the computer systems and a little Trial work.

I need money for college and a better car. $5000 should do it. How can I do it. PLEASE HELP ME.

[Shinta]

lol

ya i feel like donating sperm now :O

im still 19 :P

plenty to go around :P $600-800 a month to u know .. is a pretty good deal :O

[Shinta]

become a systems consultant


they dont have salaries, its like working for your money

any days/hours u dont show up = no pay

i heard the money they make is good.. my father is a consultant

takes ocassional days off and makes about $140k/yr :O

[mickey_hwoarang]

what ever you do! Don't work at a fast food restaurant, worst place man. Uh borrow it from a friend, ask your parents. Or donate semen, very good job! hehe lmfao.

[Shinta]

uhh i think every1 knows not to work at one

[smelanson]

You could try a call center, they pay alot, just go through the training it usually lasts 4 to 6 weeks and it is paid.

Donate sperm, ehhhhhh:rolleyes: I'm not touching that one, someone here seems to know to much on the subject:D Is that 200 american?

[Shinta]

ehhh call centers dont pay much..

the avg for call centers are $9-18.25/hr

[morpheus kain]

Holy hell they pay that much for you to donate some swimmers?? Man, I think I know how I'm gonna pay for my new pc. (seriously!)

[TARP2]

Work Morph Work.

I know it's an old concept.

Pay the rent.:eek:

[Shinta]

thats a spare time thing for that much cash!!

[morpheus kain]

How old do you have to be to "donate"?

[Strat]

No way, they pay that much for just whacking off and emptying the end result into a little white tub.

[fluffycow]

200 a week would be nice....... I don't know if thats morally right though :).

[Strat]

Morals -> Schmorales



hehe:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Shinta]

im pretty sure its 18

[Nick CPU]

Can we get off the whole sperm thing please. I need $5000 not a buffed up right arm and a sore.. well you know.

[morpheus kain]

Ahh hell that's not kewl. Freaking feds........ WTF do you have to be 18 to wack off and get paid for it????

[Nick CPU]

Of course right back to the unwanted issue. :mad: But think about it Morpheus, how would people feel if kids were donating and making babies.

[morpheus kain]

If your old enough to donate your not a kid anymore. Sorry I didn't look the last page and your post or I wouldn't have gone back to the subject ok? If you really need that much money the Anarchist Cookbook has some ideas but I seriously don't recommend following them. An easy way to get some spare money is cleaning pools. If you know about pools and live in an area with a lot of pools you can charge around 130$ a month per pool.

[Shinta]

be a fighter for hire! :O well not really but a thought :O

[Nick CPU]

I like the pool idea. thanks

[Shinta]

be a handyman and go around the neighborhood

ask people to mow lawns, pull weeds, and other type of dirty work probably using a plunger? hint hint

can make some cash doing some of that stuff



i remember one time this next door neighbor got like 4 giant wads of paper towel stuck in the toilet and was too disgusted fromt he thought of using a plunger :O

so i did it and earned $75 :-p thats a good start?

[Nick CPU]

Unless there is $5000 sittin in a toilet I aint plungin ****.

P.S. Hey Shinta lets go for 500 posts today.

[Fishsauce]

How exactly do they collect the sperm?

[Nick CPU]

Underwear Gnomes

[morpheus kain]

Lmao. Np, I'm thinking about doing pools myself.

[Nick CPU]

Well I guess if everyone knew how to make $5000 than $5000 wouldnt be that much. Thats ok I will continue to work. I just wish that I could figure out how to make me a bucket load of money.

[Shinta]

u go into a room with magazines they offer

and u let it out in a cup or tube with snap on cover :O

[Nick CPU]

:confused: This is not Masturbation 101. This is Getting Nick CPU $5000.