Ultimate, Senior, Junior, Normal members???

[acid_burn~187]

What does it mean to be an Ultimate, Senior or Junior memeber of sysopt? Is it only with time... or do you work for Sysopt?

~Paul Stanisci

thanx.

[GroundZero3]

the more post you do the higher the ranking.
you don't get any post counts if there in the community i think

i think heres the ranks
1-30 = Junior Member
31-500 = Member
501-1000 = Senior Member
1001+ = Ultimate Member (I think)

JaYsin

[Ed_S]

Just remember, those member tags don't really mean much to the "regulars"
We've had some folks post a lot of meaningless or very short junk just to run up a post count.
Not implying that YOU would do that, just a friendly word-to-the-wise! http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/biggrin.gif

The titles are only meaningful if earned by helpful or thought-provoking posts.

Ed

[GroundZero3]

dejavu ED http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

JaYsin

[Psycho-holic Slag]

try going to a message board that includes pretty little icons below the title... SPAMers haven!

yup. doesn't mean a thing.

[Warthog]

Man, I wish I did work for Sysopt http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

Warthog

[Dputiger]

No kidding! That'd be cool.

<just another short post to get my count higher, as I scramble after Warthog. <young punk> http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

[Mntsnow]

It's good to work with Socalgal, Scott and of course Joel http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif But there is of course many others behind the scenes here at Sysopt, Such as Robert, Heidi, Mark, Patrick ect ect.

Hummm I wonder what "title" Socal is going to earn next? http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

[Beemers]

After Senior and Altimate there must be a Geriatric Member.

At first I took exception to being called a "member"....thems fighten words!

[Dputiger]

Hmmmmm. Now that I'm only fifty or so posts away from Ultimate, I think I want a new title when I hit 1500 posts.

How about "Nerd."

http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif
<just teasing>

[acid_burn~187]

Thanx everybody. Haha... imagin my surprise when i go to check my e-mail this morning and there are 9 messages from sysopt saying that my post was replied to! hehe.

And you guys are doing a good job. I check ur site like 098432752 times a day! Keep it up.

~Paul Stanisci
Satisfied member http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

[KAknight]

I though I saw somebody with an ultimiate nameing wizard classification. What is that all about? I think that it was outpaitent.

[This message has been edited by KAknight (edited 08-28-2000).]

[Missing the point]

That is OuTpaTienT.

He is the one that suggested the winning name for the Sysopt.community. Therfor, he is the Ultimate Naming Wizard http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

[Warthog]

Yeah, Outy sucks - he gets the special title http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

j/k http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

Warthog

[qball]

You guys blew it!!!!! Big time!!!!!

Just tell 'em everyone that is not a 'Junior Member' works at Sysopt!

You could of easily gone much further.

'Ultimate Members' are retired and get paid by the membership fees of new 'Members'.

Senior Members get paid, but not as much as 'Ultimate Members'.

'Members' rise from the muck of 'Junior Membership' by being sponsored and being involved in some sick ritualistic sexual stuff. As long as they have the member fees.

Member have to clean 'Senior/Ultimate Members cars (and mouse balls where apllicable).

So on and so on....

[Warthog]

LOL http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

As a matter of fact, I could use a lowly Member/Senior member to clean my comp desk of dust every once in a while.
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Warthog

[Missing the point]

You shoulda come here earlier and said that at the beginning! ROFLMAO!

[chipbgt]

I'll be happy to sell one of my ultimate member status names...I have mroe than one...

Oh, does that surprise some of you? http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif Who else could I be? hmmmmmm.......


bidding starts are 100 dollars.

[Missing the point]

ya mean 100 RC5 blocks? http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

[Eli]

So you have at least 1001 more posts to your credit? Good lord man.

Will all of the Ultimate members stand up please? Head count...

[acid_burn~187]

Haha... when I started this thread I didn't think that I would get more than 1... MAYBE 2 responses.... Hahaha.... 20 now! My mail box is flodded with messages! haha.

And I'l give you my current name plus 50$ (canadian hahaha) in exchange for the ultimate listing. http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

~Paul

[Psycho-holic Slag]

that'll teach you not to enable email notification....

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/rcain.gif

[chipbgt]

heres one more reason not to have email notification http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

[acid_burn~187]

Is there some way to check to see how many posts you have done already?

~Paul

[Eli]

Just click on the little face and question mark icon along the top of any of your posts to see your profile. Your total number of posts is listed in there.

[voogru]

Ya The profile where it says edit your message and e-mail

[Richard_Cranium72]

CRANIUM HERE !!
Stop all this foolishness !

JUNIOR, err Acid-Burnt is it. Son, there is a little more to it than these, humpm,, juvenile delinquents have led you to believe.

The parameters and requirements for the status changes are reviewed and approved or disapproved by the SYSOPT elders, "OWO" otherwise known as "the Old Wise Ones"

Depending on the flame count, the post veracity and the general credibility of the postee, reduction or credit to the total post count is established prior to the advancement from one level to the next.

The Old Wise Ones will reduce the post count as needed to prevent the unwarranted advancement of undeserving postees to preserve the quality, overall usefulness of and enhance the fulfillment of these forum pages.

Postees who repeat the same infractions of the unnamed rules are subject to secret and unknown punishments in addition to the reduction of posting credit numbers.
These terms are of course including parameters yet to be disclosed and behind the scenes blackballing but these are not limited to the heretofore mentioned accounts.
Limitations are subject to change at any time without prior or subsequent notice at the total and complete discretion of the system elders.

The staff of the old Wise Ones is mostly secret and the majority of them have checked off as wishing to remain nameless.

This presents a difficulty in knowing whose rectal area with which to provide the necessary negative pressure forces to continue onward and not be cast into the unknown abyss .

Overall the post count is not the main contributing factor in remaining in good standing with the OWO.
The rejection value diagram that the Old Wise Ones have contrived is a self graduating, side parallel, quantum oracle which is quanified by a triple-blind study done a Belvue in 1873.

Several other studies have been contrived and now are in use by the OLD Wise Ones and
Outpatient is the OWO in charge of the phan-tzee study.
Unfortunately he is at present unavailable due to his most recent re-incarceration at Bellevue in upper NY, sometimes he escapes at night into the offices and comes to visit us at SYSOPT.
Granted the upmost efforts that any one member can contribute is the best way to remain in good standards with the OWO.

With luck he may remain at the previous post count without any demerits being credited to his/her account.

If ones behaviors cause a reduction of the count to the point of negativity then the members pen name and password are hereby revoked, forever.

Several charts are used in the reduction methodology the worst being an "Aawsheet" . One of these removes 100 posts.
It pays to read and re-read and re-read again to make sure that none of the OWO cabinet members takes offense, disgust or confusion. to the threads inclination.
One must make sure his verbiage is articulate, crisp, concise and to the point of complete and utter veracity, scope, completeness, accuracy, timeliness, and how it fits into the other postees responses.

In closing make sure the post is placed in the proper forum, this horrid and unexplainable error is sure to get a "Aaawsheet" Have fun DrVette http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

[Dputiger]

Haha! Hey, Old Ones--can I be a "lowly" senior and Ultimate Member? Please? PWEEEAZE? http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif <seriously>.


Oh yeah--and Warthog, in your dreams. http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

[GroundZero3]

'Members' rise from the muck of 'Junior Membership' by being sponsored and being involved in some sick ritualistic sexual stuff. As long as they have the member fees.

Member have to clean 'Senior/Ultimate Members cars (and mouse balls where apllicable).

sick ritualistic sexual stuff?? eh? where have i been when this happens?? any Ultimate/ seniors need there cars or mouse wheels clean?

JaYsin

[Underclocked]

chipbgt has Ultimate conversations with himself http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

[chipbgt]

shshshhshshshshshss.............

[GroundZero3]

kinda of curious what does an ultimate conversations sound like? what kind of topics does it deal with?

JaYsin

[howste]

I think that there may already be status levels higher - they just haven't been reached yet.

1001 - 30,000 = Ultimate Member
30,001 - 500,000 = Senior Ultimate Member
500,001 - 1,000,000 = Ultimate² Member
1,000,000+ = Supreme Being

Steve

[Richard_Cranium72]

Who ? Me ?

It's not my doing, just the parameters set by the OWO.

Best check with Nathan, BBA, Target, Outpatient or perhaps the more senior OWO chief Peter Missell.

[qball]

Humm, chipbgt has more than one UserName.....

Let's see, I'll take one shot at this and don't get bent out of shape as it is a joke.

chipbgt = geekgirl?

lol.

[Eli]

I was thinking more along the lines of:

chipbgt = socalgal?

Now wouldn't that be something? http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

[chipbgt]

Yes it would be,
But I guess you will never know, now will you? http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/biggrin.gif

[Richard_Cranium72]

I feel the situation has progressed to the point where I am compelled to informed that you GENTLEMEN, are treading on VERY thin ice.

I wish not to be in your shoes when the OWO gets this thread http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/frown.gif

[Dputiger]

Why would we all be on thin ice?

[chipbgt]

fat heads like mine add a lot of weight http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

[Brangwen]

Chipbgt ... The tarot cards say . . . Lee? Hmm, let me see... Nah. I can't read these things.

Interesting puzzle.

Brangwen http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif



[This message has been edited by Brangwen (edited 08-29-2000).]

[acid_burn~187]

Supreme Being huh? Give me a week, I'l reach that. It's only a million posts. http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

~Paul

[Warthog]

According to my calculations, you would have to post 2,740 messages each day in order to reach a million in one year.

To reach one million posts in a week, you would have to post 142,857 messages each day. Better get typing. http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

Doc, how long did it take you to think of that? lol http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/smile.gif

Warthog

[Eli]

Might I ask what an OWO is? And why does he not like my shoes? http://sysopt.earthweb.com/forum/wink.gif

And why would we bew on thin ice? A little speculating and joking certainly shouldn't get this OWO of yours all mad at us...

[This message has been edited by Eli (edited 08-30-2000).]

[Deke]

As a junior member I find this subject totally repulsive. It's the only post that has the most replies and it's only discussion is about a member's status or lack of. Kind of reminds me of the days when reaching Demi-God status on mulltiplayer descentII. People just had to have that title to feel good about them selves. When in reality any axe murder or child rapist could have been bestold such a title.


p.s. all of the above is just b.s. and I got to have one more post!


Deke

[Warthog]

...I hope you're joking?

Warthog

[Dputiger]

I'm calling an OWO....Junior Members are getting disrespectufl again.

Didn't your mother teach you any better?

[Richard_Cranium72]

OK, just don't say I didn't warn you.

First a disrespectful tone of voice..

Now complete and utter FAILURE to comply with payment to senior and ultimate members..

Oh the shame, Oh the shame

[justy]

Wonder has he still got email notification switched on?

Sorry a low life like me posting after my Lords and Master's.......
I must spank myself, again and again....

[Wiruz]

This is what happens when great minds get bored...

Deke> When you have answered 10-15 posts about SCSI parameters and FSB settings, you need to talk about something else or you'll get wierd.

Just look at Richard_Cranium... *LOL* j/k

Cranium> At least let me keep my arms - I'd look funny without.

~Wiruz, The Digital Hippie

[Target]

Richard_Cranium72.... you have spoken on behalf of the council of OWO's many times, and your loyalty to our order shall not go unrewarded.

Continue to guide these lowly subjects, and remind them, we are always watching.

PS: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

[Richard_Cranium72]

Yes Sire Target, I shall continue the mundane task of guiding these lowly subordinate beings with the brain mass consistency of Rice Soup.

Though they do not deserve the Wonderful and Joyous Teachings given down from the lofty position held by you and the others in the exclusive fraternity of the OWO, I obey without question the orders handed down to me.

If your highness commanded, I would gladly commit Sepiku and my only request would that you give me the Honor of being my second, my best of friends and swing your mighty folded and hammered sword and decapitate me in the fashion of a Japanese warrior.

These things I do with gladness in my heart.

Now I turn and back away, eyes shielded because the sheer brilliance would most surely cause instantaneous blindness..

Your undeserving, lowly, humble and simple servant..

DrVette

[Mykex]

Topic: Ultimate, Senior, Junior, Normal members???

We have normal members?????

[Wiruz]

Define Normal. I'm Not. My Shrink Says So.

[OuT]

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